Atkins Dieters: You Are All Fucking Morons (1560 hits)
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Submitted by Tony Montana <deenw.at.aol.com> (View user info) at 2004-08-05 20:03:23 EDT
I don't mean to sound unpatriotic but I'm embarrassed to be American sometimes. I'm not even going to get into how the bulk of our citizens are the fattest, laziest, and all around stupidest patsies on the planet...that is just a commonly accepted fact. What especially irks me about our population is the extraordinary level of herd mentality we possess. Americans always love to be on the winning side, no matter what that side is. And because most are too goddamn stupid to think for themselves to determine what a winning position is...they simply take the easy route and just go with whatever side has the most constituents.
This mentality is what has kept retarded ass concepts like The Atkins Diet alive. This unhealthy shit ass diet which puts one's body into an unsustainable level of stress has managed to become one of the most popular concepts to sweep the nation simply due to herd mentality. Hey...everyone else is doing it...why shouldn't I? Businesses are catering to this bison-esque way of thinking by advertising any and everything as "low-carb"...as if carbohydrates are solely responsible for the weight problem of some human sloth who has exercise and dietary habits which approximate that of a fucking walrus.
Please allow me to briefly explain why the Atkins diet sucks a mean dick. I will do my best to keep this brief, because the biochemical aspects alone could take up a textbook, not to even mention the extraordinary deficiency of essential vitamins and minerals such a diet produces.
Well basically the diet in its simplest form seeks to eliminate carbohydrates and sugars from the diet. What this serves to do is restrict the amount of glucose you have in your body. Now glucose is the body's main metabolic fuel. Without it, the body develops an abundance of insulin and essentially goes into a starvation mode...even though you're not really starving. Atkins tricks the body into thinking it's starving. So instead of utilizing glucose, the body starts breaking down fat. This sounds wonderful but it actually sucks because a byproduct of all this fat breakdown is the production of ketone acids. When you get enough buildup of these so called "ketoacids" then you get what's called "ketoacidosis". This is the shit that happens to type 1 diabetics who forget to take their insulin and it's a life threatening condition. Atkins produces this effect much more slowly so it's not really life threatening but it's still unsustainable. The body eventually needs glucose or it will die from the acidity. And since muscle mass is often lost in addition to fat when you use the Atkins diet, when you finally do eat carbs or sugar you gain the weight back twice as fast because you lack sufficient muscle to combat the fat gain. If you don't believe me go look this shit up on the American Heart Association's site.
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"It's the calories, not the carbohydrates," says Robert O. Bonow, M.D., president of the American Heart Association. "America is gaining weight because people are eating more calories than they can burn and getting less exercise." http://www.americanheart.org/presenter.jhtml?identifier=3003772
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So in light of this I've put together a few alternatives for fat fucks out there who are happy about the rapid weight loss they achieved with the Atkins program but are concerned by the adverse side effects and overall unhealthiness of such a diet.
1. Eat a sensible diet and start a light cardiovascular exercise regimen
Yeah right. The average Atkins dieter has an ass that looks and feels like a beanbag and has chosen the Atkins diet specifically because it allows one to lose weight while still enjoying a triple dose of ribs marinated in butter. Let's try something simpler...
2. Walking
The simple act of mobilizing your hugely fat ass will boost aerobic metabolism and achieve approximately the same level of caloric burning as running does.
3. Gastric Bypass Surgery
This is a proven surgical means to have a dramatic loss in weight. And if you're worried about the risks of surgery...well you actually have a smaller chance of mortality during this surgery than you do during the state of diabetic ketoacidosis that shit ass Atkins puts you through (the acidosis that Atkins gives you is actually not that acute so the mortality risks aren't that bad but you get the fucking picture).
4. Start a daily habit of smoking crack rock
Cocaine, by its actions in the brain which increase the concentration of several key neurotransmitters, not only produces feelings of euphoria but also inhibits appetite and increases energy, both of which can lead to profound losses in weight. So put down that steak and smoke that rock you fat ass bitch.
5. Shove a stick of plutonium up your ass
The ensuing rectal and colon cancer will put you in a cachectic state that will have you swimsuit ready well before those summer months come around.
I sincerely hope this article has enlightened and informed you as to the reasons why the Atkins diet is a nonsensical piece of shit. Thank you.
*And a quick note to the people who were miffed about the first paragraph: just because I am embarrassed by the actions of a lot of Americans does not in any way mean I dislike America. On the contrary, I'm one of the few that feels this country is great but needs improvement, and you can't have improvement without openly accepting criticism and suggestions. So take your blind patriotism and jam it straight up your ass.
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Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-09-27 04:50:54 EDT (#)
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"I don't mean to sound unpatriotic but I'm embarrassed to be American sometimes. "
-- Not half as much as Americans are embarrased of you. You are a blithering jackass. You claim to be in the medical profession as a doctor when all you have is the mentality of someone who takes diapers off old people at a retirement home. You suck.
Submitted by Steven_Jenkins (user info) at 2004-09-18 02:58:32 EDT (#)
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Serving up another round...
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-18 02:11:04 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Thejudge (user info) at 2004-09-18 01:50:47 EDT (#)
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Keep it up.
Submitted by anti-tony_IV (user info) at 2004-09-18 00:42:07 EDT (#)
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I can do this forever, Tony. You are a punk ass. Go ahead and send 15 people my way. I think it's funny. You are not creative, you suck. Your website sucks. Your friends suck.
So for every -2 I get from someone I will assume is one of your mindless lackeys, I will -2 you 5 times.
Submitted by Anti-TonyIII (user info) at 2004-09-17 23:55:00 EDT (#)
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Fucking -2 Die, dick!
Submitted by Tony_Montana_Sux_Dick (user info) at 2004-09-17 22:58:18 EDT (#)
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For every -2 you give, I will give you 5. You like this game? So do I.
Submitted by atcg (user info) at 2004-09-17 22:42:26 EDT (#)
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Yeah it's called the change the channel syndrome. People expect solutions to problems to be instantaneous so they latch onto shit like the Atkins diet or Yoga or pills. It's a self perpetuating system where once one solution fails another new "better way" takes its place. On and on until the power goes out and then they're all be fucked.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-09-17 22:32:40 EDT (#)
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You know, the Atkins diet actually works real well. Not eating carbs makes your body go into a physica state called Chetosis, which causes you to lose weight but is extremely unhealthy.
Submitted by Anti--Tony (user info) at 2004-09-17 22:29:56 EDT (#)
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You suck dick.
Submitted by AntiTony (user info) at 2004-09-17 22:20:47 EDT (#)
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Shit
Submitted by Anti-Tony (user info) at 2004-09-15 08:53:32 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by kabigon (user info) at 2004-09-15 08:40:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-09-15 08:28:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-08-27 08:45:25 EDT (#)
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Well said. Throw in some tasteful humor to spice the thing up and it would have been a +2.
Nevertheless, well informed and well written.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-08-27 08:37:39 EDT (#)
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didn't care for it.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-08-13 01:53:51 EDT (#)
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Tony,
Post something new, I'm getting bored of -2ing these ones.
Your friend,
SHITFUCK
Submitted by jimbo (user info) at 2004-08-12 12:40:58 EDT (#)
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Wow, Tony...
I've never seen anyone get quite so defensive whenever someone questions their knowledge or opinions. It's hugely entertaining. Also, your bedside manner is breathtaking. You should really get into pediatrics. With the wit and charm you've displayed here, you'd go far.
Actually, that's not true at all. You really should be a pathologist; that way you could still claim to be a real doctor, yet you'd never have to ever see an actual patient. Wouldn't that be great?
Just out of curiosity, in what "State" is this "Medical School" located? It wouldn't happen to be in Grenada or Puerto Rico would it? Because I don't think those schools enjoy the same level of reputation as their counterparts in the contiguous United States. Just a tip from a friend.
I'm not really your friend, fool.
But you make me smile sometimes.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-08-08 16:21:46 EDT (#)
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I tend to agree, but you went about writing this like a 10 year old who thinks acting badass is how he's going to get laid. You suck at everything. Just quit.
Submitted by Judoka (user info) at 2004-08-06 21:58:24 EDT (#)
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And another +2 for Tony. He may be foul mounted, but he is right.
Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2004-08-06 18:32:43 EDT (#)
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AshK, I may not be an "expert" on this topic but I certainly know what I'm talking about...and much more so than some schmuck who has little if any experience in a science background...not including those failed attempts at winning the "egg drop" competition in 8th grade science class. and if i have a "foul mouth" it's only because doctors are not saints. they have a very professional demeanor when they're in front of their patients but outside of that, they're just regular people. your idea of what a physician is truly like is very skewed.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2004-08-06 15:43:42 EDT (#)
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im on the booze diet
Submitted by wazzawazzayo (user info) at 2004-08-06 15:24:41 EDT (#)
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Chocolate and poo are NOT the same thing.
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2004-08-06 14:24:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2004-08-05 22:39:05 (#)
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shady, i may not be a nutritionist but i'm a fourth year medical student and i've had a lot of experience both in biochemistry and in dealing with obese people
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The fact is, there are medical professionals on both sides of this fence. Somehow I doubt that you are the expert.
Fact number 2, you don't have a pat answer to weight loss. No one does. Your opinoin is great and I see the reasoning behind it however,I certianly hope I never end up with someone as fould mouthed and hateful as you, taking care of any of my needs. How very professional. "Nitty...you are the dumbest sack of shit on the planet."
"you piece of fucking shit, thank you for your worthless ass two cents. we both know your parents are dead former podiatrists and your sister is a crack whore and they all have no clue what they're talking about. but that's nice you tried to get their opinion...it means so much to me. now go back to your shit ass life and start lifting heavy shit in the sun. you fucking piece of shit."
It is unfortunate that someone who is obviously smart has to resort to that kind of shit to defend a point.
Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2004-08-06 13:56:39 EDT (#)
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Nitty...you are the dumbest sack of shit on the planet. EVERY medical school is 4 years you fucking moron. Find me one medical school in the nation that lets you graduate in less than 4 years. And I'm talking about M.D. granting medical schools...not vet school or some shit. dumbass.
Submitted by H-bomb (user info) at 2004-08-06 09:54:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2004-08-06 09:14:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2004-08-06 09:03:19 EDT (#)
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I eat anything and everything in sight. Then I go to the gym and do a 50 minute workout followed by 40 minutes of cardio. It all balances out perfectly.
Submitted by jimbo (user info) at 2004-08-06 08:39:25 EDT (#)
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You should have photoshopped the pic to say "Fuck the Atkins Change".
That would have been cool.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2004-08-06 08:27:02 EDT (#)
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4th year med student?
Which school is that? All schools I know of are 3 year programs, followed by rotation and residency.
Submitted by Judoka (user info) at 2004-08-06 07:57:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2004-08-06 07:13:08 EDT (#)
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shitfuck, you piece of fucking shit, thank you for your worthless ass two cents. we both know your parents are dead former podiatrists and your sister is a crack whore and they all have no clue what they're talking about. but that's nice you tried to get their opinion...it means so much to me. now go back to your shit ass life and start lifting heavy shit in the sun. you fucking piece of shit.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-08-06 06:28:33 EDT (#)
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How can people eat some yummy, bloody steak and NOT have a huge baked potato on the side? Tragic.
Anyway, my aunt had gastric bypass surgery and she came to visit me a few months ago. She'd lost, like, 70 pounds in a few months' time which was fantastic...but oh my God, when she went to the bathroom she could clear my house. It was baaaaaaaad. And she didn't just go every couple days or whatever. She went upwards of five times every day!!! What's that about?
All people have to do is run on the treadmill for two hours every day. Sheesh.
Submitted by Disektor (user info) at 2004-08-06 05:03:50 EDT (#)
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Someone with sense.. amazing
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-08-06 03:04:55 EDT (#)
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If you do it wrong it is dangerous and stupid but if you do it right it works it is a commitment and most people cant do it because they dont have the will power but i know someone who lost over a hundred pounds on this diet and is as healthy as an ox (or mule i forget the expression) If you take vitamins and supplements it really does work
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-08-06 02:45:04 EDT (#)
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Congrats!
But Tony--I know you're not a 4th year med student. Both my parents and my younger sister are doctors, I emailed them your responses out of curiosity, their bet is that you were a science student.
But if you are a doctor, I feel sorry for your patients, you're a bastard.
Your Friend,
SHITFUCK
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2004-08-05 23:46:59 EDT (#)
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Shay got owned.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-08-05 23:45:28 EDT (#)
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id rather be 500 pounds than a crack addict
very funny post
Submitted by redpoint19 (user info) at 2004-08-05 23:44:33 EDT (#)
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yea, i didn't read any of the reviews, so if i'm reiterating something, oh well...
just a note, and it's true: the creator of this so-called "atkins" diet died fairly recent. coincidence? i think not.
Submitted by Gnome (user info) at 2004-08-05 23:41:46 EDT (#)
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this should be heard.
B@W
Submitted by butterball (user info) at 2004-08-05 23:34:39 EDT (#)
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"the weight problem of some human sloth who has exercise and dietary habits which approximate that of a fucking walrus"
actually, walri are quite healthy
Submitted by Banga3386 (user info) at 2004-08-05 23:13:35 EDT (#)
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Here's another +2 because I'm too stupid to have written this a long time ago.
Submitted by Banga3386 (user info) at 2004-08-05 23:12:21 EDT (#)
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Fucking BEAUTIFUL!! I'm in culinary school and we all had to hear about this bullshit for the past 2 years nonstop from stupid fuckers who think they know better than chefs and their students about what is healthy for the human body. I have not heard ONE chef or professional in the food buisness that says this is even a remotely good idea for someone to follow past a month. If you want to loose quick pounds, get an enema seriously. Fuck Atkins.
Submitted by Blitzen (user info) at 2004-08-05 22:53:32 EDT (#)
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awesome. you've said what i've wanted to yell at people for so long
i think i love you
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-08-05 22:52:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-08-05 22:51:03 EDT (#)
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Lose another 100 lbs and you'll only be a slight lardass.
Submitted by CDizzle (user info) at 2004-08-05 22:44:58 EDT (#)
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my dad went on atkins, lost nothing
I stopped drinking sodas and started jogging and I lost 40 pounds in like a month and a half
Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2004-08-05 22:39:05 EDT (#)
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shady, i may not be a nutritionist but i'm a fourth year medical student and i've had a lot of experience both in biochemistry and in dealing with obese people. i sort of know what i'm talking about when i spit out all them there fancy words. all that shit about "slowly reintroducing" carbs is nonsense because the level of carbs needed to stay on the diet is not sufficient to offset the acidity of ketoacid production as a byproduct of lipid metabolism. and also the diet promotes atherogenic disease with its disregard to fat intake as well as renal damage given the heavy reliance on protein to supply metabolic fuel.
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-08-05 22:31:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by User10030 (user info) at 2004-08-05 22:12:36 EDT (#)
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Go shaydlip! woo!
Submitted by Shaydlip (user info) at 2004-08-05 21:50:39 EDT (#)
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1. Have you ever actually read the book about the diet? It is not simply that you cut carbs, you cut carbs EXCEPT for complex carbohydrates, such as ones found in vegetables. You spit out a lot of fancy words in your post, but it really did not help the argument. It served to make you seem like you know what you're talking about, when in actuality you don't. Like a couple other people said, you only cut out grains and such for 2 weeks and then reintroduce them into the diet.
2. I have seen many fat vegetarians. And smelly ones. I go to the University of California of Santa Cruz, half of the population of my school is vegetarian, and I have seen many a fat vegetarian.
Those two points made, the problem with this diet is when people apply the princples the wrong way, such as eating bacon for breakfast. A baconcheese burger without the burger for lunch, and a big slab of baby back ribs for dinner. There are no vegetables in that diet.
I honestly don't see why people make a big fuss about this diet, until 10,000 years ago, vegetables, berries, and simply non-grains (wheats, etc), along with sometimes having meat, was the human diet. Are you saying that its okay to revert back to the diets of old and cut out all the fat out of diets, but carbs are okay? Don't you think you should take into account the fact that these diets DO work, if done correctly? Don't you think you should realize that different people's bodies are different, and no Nutritional Pyramid is going to give the answers for dietary health for every person?
I think that is short-sighted. You are simply jumping on the bandwagon of the reaction against Atkins, and not recognizing that there might be a little bit of legitimacy to restricting the amount of carbs eaten.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-05 21:35:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by PersonMan (user info) at 2004-08-05 21:34:21 EDT (#)
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Thanks, Wiggles, you hit the point I was trying to make.
Now, wardy, the problem is people just deciding to "get off" the diet. You don't get off and go back to eating the way you did before. You slowly add more, until you reach a healthy state between starvation and being overweight.
Submitted by savethepunks (user info) at 2004-08-05 21:30:52 EDT (#)
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Why are people defending fad diet #2023. The next thing I'm gonna hear is that bulemia is now declared healthy as long as you only do it after really big meals (which is a rumor going around amongst alot of teenage girls). Look, if you just eat in moderation and exercise more, the pounds will come off. My friends dad had to go from 225 to 180 for the police academy test, and he did it in a few months by just being healthier. You can't drink slim fast with a plate of ribs and expect to lose weight, and you can't eat three hamburger paties and say you're eating healthy.
p.s. have you ever seen a fat vegetarian?
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2004-08-05 21:28:52 EDT (#)
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you're wrong, persoman or whatever your name is. diets suck, as usually (like Tony said), your body goes into starvation mode, increasing your metabolism.
now, when you decide to get off the diet, your metabolism has slowed, so like mr. montana said, this usually is followed by an immediate weight gain, often more than what the original weight was.
here's an idea for all you fucking fatties: excercise
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2004-08-05 21:23:42 EDT (#)
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Technically it's POSSIBLE to do the Atkins diet in a healthful way, but it must be followed extremely precisely, and even then it still presents risks and must be supplemented with vitamins and nutrients.
People just want an easy way out.
Submitted by PersonMan (user info) at 2004-08-05 21:05:37 EDT (#)
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Atkins died from complications resulting from slipping and falling on an icy sidewalk.
http://onenews.nzoom.com/onenews_detail/0,1227,254918-1-6,00.html
The diet isn't supposed to be long-term, you're supposed to slowly re-introduce carbs until you're not gaining weight, but you're not in ketoacidosis. They key is balance, but a lot of people can't do it or are too uneducated to realize it.
Submitted by Just_me_and_the_cats (user info) at 2004-08-05 21:05:20 EDT (#)
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Good post, my liddle fren'.
Of course, we do have something to look forward to. All those red-meat-induced heart attacks down the road. Stock up on your 'I told you so!' t-shirts and bumper stickers now, while they are cheap.
Submitted by RideJohnnyRide (user info) at 2004-08-05 20:57:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2004-08-05 20:55:28 EDT (#)
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if you eliminate most of the carbs from your diet, then all you have to rely on for metabolic fuel is fats and proteins. Fatty foods are obviously heavily laden with cholesterol and that promotes heart and vasculature disease (didn't Dr. Atkins die of a heart attack?) and too much protein eventually overloads the kidneys. And like I mentioned in the article, too much fat breakdown leads to ketoacidosis..and the body can't survive in an acidic environment. This diet may work in the short term but it is just too damn dangerous to continue into the long term.
Submitted by PersonMan (user info) at 2004-08-05 20:50:12 EDT (#)
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Good comments, but I'd like to point out that what a lot of people are doing is not Atkins. There are too many dumb-shits out there that see you can loose weight fast by cutting carbs, so they follow the herd. If you read the book you learn a lot more about the diet and what you can and can't do, and how to avoid the health problems associated with it. Atkins works, and it's possible to do it without killing yourself in the process. There are a lot of people that need to read the book. (Don't buy it, use edonkey!)
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-08-05 20:49:21 EDT (#)
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I don't give out too many plusses but this gets one...for point # 5 alone.
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2004-08-05 20:34:26 EDT (#)
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I can't find fault with this.
After fifteen years in medicine I can say:
1)the healthiest people I see exercize and eat in moderation
2)fad diets don't make a difference (remember phen-fen?)
3)all the crack whores I see Monday morning for STDs are really skinny
Submitted by Sofa_Queen (user info) at 2004-08-05 20:32:08 EDT (#)
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I like to lift weights. To see optimal results, you have to eat alot of protein. By the time I eat as much protein as I would like to, I don't have much room left in my stomach for carbs. I generally eat alot of meat and as many vegetables as I can. I'm not opposed to eating carbs, I just don't have enough room to. If I want something sweet I eat fruit. The only things I drink are coffee, alcohol, and water. I like to consider myself a fairly healthy person.
i don't know what exactly is involved in the atkins diet, but I belive that you keep increasing the amount of carbs you eat so that you don't do damage to your body. I think it encourages eating vegetables like broccoli, green beans, etc. The ones that are low in carbs. It also encourages taking a multivitamin, to compensate for anything you might miss on the diet.
I agree with you that people are lazy fuckers though, and are just trying to find the easy way out. I think the best way to lose weight is to exercise and eat natural foods. Eating ice cream bars that are made with cream instead of milk to reduce the carbs is'nt going to do you any good. However, not drinking soda (sugar water), not eating cookies and potato chips, skipping a desert every now and then, etc might not be such a bad idea. I don' think the diet is evil. I think it can work if you do it the right way. But like I said, I don't know what exactly is involved in the diet.
+2 for trying to help people.
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-08-05 20:22:11 EDT (#)
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Having lost a kidney to cancer you also become aware of the things that give kidneys problems.
One of the biggies is an excess of protien.......oh yeah Atkins diet all the way and watch your kidneys slowly destroy themselves.
Promoters of this diet have often insisted that we are basically carnivores. Well wake up and smell the coffee. Just looking at out tooth structure belies this as we have the tooth structure of an omnivore. Grinders as well as choppers.
You want to loose weight: Cut down drinking, eat wide range of food including some fats, get off your lazy arse and excercise.
I'm with you on this one Tony.
Submitted by DarthAwesome (user info) at 2004-08-05 20:21:28 EDT (#)
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hahah