Can You Hear Me Now? (844 hits)
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Submitted by Chief Sexecutive Officer (View user info) at 2004-08-05 22:21:13 EDT
I'm sure you are all familiar with the Verizon wireless commercials.
Little geeky guy with the glasses?
Well for those of you who aren't he basically goes all over the place with
his cell phone and says "can you hear me now? good!"
At first I was amused at all the lengths he went to to provide outstanding
service to all the Verizon customers.
Until it dawned on me, I have Verizon wireless. And my cell phone reception sucks
huge horsie wang!
If that geeky little fucker can sob to his mommy about how his girlfriend broke
up with him because he has erictile dysfunction, while he tours the grand canyon, Then
why the fuck can't I get a signal at my best friends house which is 1.2 miles from my own?
I mean I'd probably have better luck with 2 coffee cans and some string.
So here is my proposal.
We hunt this nerdy little lying fuck , put his phone on vibrate, then shove it up his ass
and call him repeatedly.
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Submitted by AndyD (not logged in) at 2004-08-08 15:22:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
In the UK it is illegal to use your mobile phone when driving. Booyah!!
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2004-08-08 15:01:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Can I fuck you now?
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2004-08-06 08:44:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I have Verizon and it works everywhere. I rarely have dropped calls since I switched to them. I've had AT&T and Sprint before, and they both suck major ass. It must be where you live?
Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2004-08-05 22:34:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I can barely drive and drive I have a problem paying attention
I would never talk and drive I could kill someone. Most likely myself.
And that would suck.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-08-05 22:32:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I want it to be made illegal to use a cellphone. I want it to be made illegal to use a cellphone while driving. I want it to be made illegal to use a cellphone while ordering something. I want it to be illegal to use those stupid walkie-talkie cellphones.
I want these "cool cats" to die.
Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2004-08-05 22:30:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i am a girl so i can say horsie and sheesh fetish no explanation? just hated it?
Submitted by Sofa_Queen (user info) at 2004-08-05 22:28:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the post.
-1 for using the word "horsie", fag.
+1 for using the word horsie. It's kind of cute. I can just hear a girl saying 'Look at the horsie wang, it's almost as big as your's"
-2 for your name, sexecutive? what the gay is that?
+2 for wanting to kill the litle verizon fag. Their commercials suck so bad. You remember the peace thing they used to have? I don't want peace, I want to use my phone to make threatening phone calls. I want our soldiers to use cell phones to call in bomb strikes. I want the president to use his phone to tell some poor country they are about to get their asses bombed off. Peace, who the fuck wants that?
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-05 22:27:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-08-05 22:22:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Lets -2 him into submission.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-08-05 22:22:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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