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I'm calling you out Shlongy!!!!! (976 hits)

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Rating: -1.48 on 27 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by NNims (View user info) at 2004-08-05 23:15:18 EDT


No, I will not stop posting just because you are going though your time of the mounth, I've checked your history and I see that you have all of three posts under your belt. Now if say... Bart or Snuggels told me to stop posting I might pause for a moment and think about it but since you're as new as I am here and aren't really important in uber you can go fuck yourself so ha!!

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Submitted by MoonStone (user info) at 2004-11-19 14:29:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm a white male, aged 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me! No matter
how dumb my suggestions are.

-- Homer Simpson
Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy


Submitted by thaumaturge (user info) at 2004-11-19 14:24:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Boo-urns.

Submitted by JenBee (user info) at 2004-11-19 14:16:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

What's a "mounth?"





















Just wondering...

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-11-19 14:06:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

This will go down in history as the first Shlongy tribute post.

Submitted by NNims (user info) at 2004-08-09 21:52:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

the #1 way to get people talking? Write shitty posts! I'm busting a fucking gut reading this shit!!

Submitted by plushpeach (user info) at 2004-08-06 10:10:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-05 23:48:50 (#)
Ranking: -2

THERE IS NO FUCKING T IN SUCH!
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+2 for that responce because it is hilarious!

Submitted by Walrus_King (user info) at 2004-08-06 10:02:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

yeah, that's that shit/


/what?

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-08-06 09:31:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-08-05 23:28:37 (#)
Ranking: -2

Bart or Snuggles?????????

HAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-08-06 09:16:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You know you've "made it" in Uber land when you have your first post made about you.

With THAT said, uhhhhhh, who the fuck ARE you?

+2 because you picked a tremendous topic.
-2 because you're obviously a shitforbrains.

Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-08-06 09:05:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

If you were a robot, you'd be a QueerBot 1200

Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-08-06 08:49:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-08-05 23:34:58 (#)
Ranking: -2

I've been here awhile, so by your logic, my opinion counts. Stop posting.


I haven't been here awhile, so by your logic, which is proven by the above logic, my opinon doesn't count.

:*( <---------------------------------------------------- Nobody gives me cake.


But I do give out +2'S! It's about time that people realize that shitty posters, who most likely have down syndrome, should be able to post here too! DWON WITH SPELING AND CAPILLIZATION! WOO HOO! OMGWTFLOLBBQ. You fucking rock dude. I can't wait to see your next post!

+2 all the way!

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-06 07:12:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Har Har Ruined Rating.

Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2004-08-06 06:31:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

"will (be trying) make it of some quality"



good luck

Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-08-06 03:42:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

you are a disgrace to SPT

Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-08-06 02:13:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You don't quite comprehend the point of shit post thursday, do you? People purposely and obviously post stupid things, just for the hell of it. We've been around and seen enough posts to tell that you are serious as a heart attack. This post is too shitty for even the title SPT.

And you can't argue morals and logic with me. I'm an ass.

Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2004-08-06 01:56:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

-2 for the "Oh shit, they know I'm a fucking idiot. I better say I was kidding." reply.

Submitted by NNims (user info) at 2004-08-06 00:51:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I would like to remind people that when I made these posts it was still shit post Thursday and I was just fucking around. I really don't have a problem with shlongy but it was interesting to see (or read whatever) uberers blow there tops over nothing at all. you people should calm down befor you get ulcers or something next time I post I will (be trying) make it of some quality and I hope you put these jokes aside and rate me for that post without any grudges. Goodnight and happy ulcers everyone!!

Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-08-06 00:51:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I think I understand why you're such a small name here.

Submitted by shadowdragon (user info) at 2004-08-05 23:51:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

THIS IS NOT A MESSAGE BOARD. THIS IS NOT LIVEJOURNAL. THIS IS NOT YOUR BLOG.

You need to stop posting because you don't have anything to say. You're wasting space on the froont page as well as our time.

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-05 23:48:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

THERE IS NO FUCKING T IN SUCH!

Submitted by NNims (user info) at 2004-08-05 23:41:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

ahhh sutch lovely people

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-05 23:36:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

If bart wanted you to stop posting (and if you post bad enough shit, he will) he'll just ban you.

Snuggles, on the other hand, will find you, take pictures of you, and masturbate to them all night.

Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-08-05 23:34:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I've been here awhile, so by your logic, my opinion counts. Stop posting.

Submitted by downerSTAIN (user info) at 2004-08-05 23:33:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Eevn though I'm not Shlongy's biggest fan, you're just a moron, at least he's funny when he's being an asshole.

Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-08-05 23:28:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Bart or Snuggles?????????

HAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-08-05 23:25:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I hope he beats you up and then chokes you with his shlong.

Go back to lurking until you get a brain, a life, or at least reach puberty old chap.

Submitted by EvrenWasHere (user info) at 2004-08-05 23:21:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Or... you could stop breathing!


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