The final farewell (959 hits)
Category: GraphicsRating: -0.12 on 25 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by squattail (View user info) at 2004-08-06 04:44:40 EDT
Hello.
This is a message to Ubersite to announce that I am retiring from the site. But before I leave, I would like to set a few things straight.
First of all, the user 'squattail' and all its subsidiaries are nothing more than flamers used to incite anger on the site. Squattail represents all hated character traits. In his reviews he is spiteful, breaking +2 chains on posts users put a lot of though, time and effort into, whenever possible. He actively hates war veterans, victims of 9/11 and rape victims. He submits ludicrous posts such as "AIDS doesn't exist." He is an ugly pimple faced teen who proudly struts himself on this site by posting his photo, while at the same time calling decent looking people "ugly molls/slags/bitches/fuckers" when they submit their own photos. He loves his Sega Dreamcast and his DJ equipment, but most of all a photo of a man's anus being horribly distended, which he writes tribute posts for. He works as a crew trainer at KFC. He poorly reviews almost anything so that when he posts people will return the favor, in turn giving him more hits and heat points.
So I now apologize to anyone on this site I have ever offended. If you get het up over words, maybe you have your own problems, but I understand some people are sensitive to insults and flamings, even over the internet. But if you have ever been offended by something I have written, reviewed, etc, and if you are not over it, I apologize. I supplied you with a user to hate, and everyone loves to hate. But for one exception, I don't hate or dislike any of you. Reading back on some of the posts I have written, I sort of hate squattail myself. Fetish, KoolMang, whoever, I don't actually dislike any of you, although vice versa is the exact opposite.
The one exception is of course lojope. In my flamings I made like I hate all of you, but in the end only one user I ended up actually taking a dislike to. You fake being nice as much (or more) as I fake being a total asshole.
Now Vermin has joined the site, and I have to admit he is a much better poster than myself. He doesn't flame as much, and hardly at all on reviews, and every post he has written is quality. I can't say that about 10% of my own posts.
So now I am retiring from the site. You never know, I may sign up again with a new user, but you will never know. Squattail is just a character, who is now officially retiring. If I post again you won't be able to pick it as me, just like you would not be able to match my own personality (if you met me in the street) with squattail's. I look forward to you unknowingly giving me, the same person who posted as squattail, plenty of +2s on my new account which I have yet to establish. Does that shit you off? That you will be giving the same flaming user who wrote all this stuff under the name 'squattail' good reviews? It shouldn't. If you believe in rating the post not the poster then it shouldn't make a difference.
So farewell people. This is the very last post of 'squattail's' you will ever read.
Sidenote to bart: I wouldn't bother blocking this account or IP. I won't be using either again, after all I have already revealed it is me, so save yourself the trouble. Or do it in spite, either way it doesn't matter.
And here is squattail's last drawing:
User Reviews
Submitted by chek (user info) at 2004-09-14 04:54:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you're boring.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-09-07 06:53:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No one gives a shit, George.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2004-09-04 13:17:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
well -2 for taking the trouble to create an alter ego that is so mean
but you get the +1 for the picture, because it shows the internet making people happy- they'll never know huh!
Submitted by Biznochizzle (user info) at 2004-09-04 13:02:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, Jorge, if you didn't care, you wouldn't be retalling me with -2's...Which don't count in your case. WHAT DON'T YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND. EVERY SINGLE RATING OF YOURS COUNTS AS A 0 YOU FUCKING DUMBASS.
Submitted by GeorgeBaker (user info) at 2004-09-03 20:52:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't get it. Imitating? Ranking power revoked? None of this is true. I don't know what the fuck you are thinking, but don't threaten me with -2's, they have no affect on me.
Submitted by Biznochizzle (user info) at 2004-09-03 20:38:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
And you've had your rating power revoked anyway, probably for tastelessly imitating another member.
Submitted by Biznochizzle (user info) at 2004-09-03 20:38:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I asked nicely.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-08-06 12:11:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Haven't had one of these in awhile...
Submitted by Vermin (user info) at 2004-08-06 11:40:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh man this is a sad post. I love your stuff squattail. Yes, some of it is not that great, but the good stuff is fucking genius, and the average stuff is still good for a laugh. I suggest to you readers to go back and check out his work. I know that I will miss it.
You can't have good without evil, and you were the best at evil. I hope all you other posters realize that.
I would just like to close with a song from one of my favorite posts of yours:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/23648
Did you ever know that you're my hero,
and everything I would like to be?
I can stretch wider, legs spread eagle,
for you are the lube around my ring.
Just as the apostles sat around waiting for the return of Christ, I will wait for you. I will wait for you....like a stone....
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2004-08-06 11:09:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2004-08-06 10:00:46 (#)
Ranking: 0
If you come back and post quality stuff and stop being the attention seeking whore you were I will have no problem giving you a good rating.
Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2004-08-06 10:00:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If you come back and post quality stuff and stop being the attention seeking whore you were I will have no problem giving you a good rating.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-08-06 09:27:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WHO GIVES A FUCK..... just GO all ready
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-08-06 07:44:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Such a waste. Come back sometime.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-06 07:11:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
He loves his Sega Dreamcast...
Submitted by Disektor (user info) at 2004-08-06 05:01:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hmm, well.. bye then.
Submitted by safrican (user info) at 2004-08-06 04:59:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't know you so just fuck off already
Submitted by squattail at 2004-08-06 04:58:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No, this is me. All my accounts are blocked now, so I created this new one to post (GeorgeBaker). If you have your doubts, go to my (squattail's) first post, user 823, and it will have the e-mail address cornbeefantelope.at.hotmail.com, showing that that is my e-mail address. You can e-mail me on that if you want proof the person who wrote this post is myself, the real squattail.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-08-06 04:57:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oh, goddamnit. i should have known better. the real squattail would never give up.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-08-06 04:56:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-08-06 04:56:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha, great drawing. sometimes you were a total dumbass. other times, you were still a total dumbass, but you made me laugh.
Submitted by Disektor (user info) at 2004-08-06 04:56:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This wasn't even him.
Submitted by Punk-not-dead (user info) at 2004-08-06 04:53:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-08-06 04:52:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
funny picture. Bye
Submitted by Scientifik (user info) at 2004-08-06 04:51:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Personally I've taken a liking to koolmang, habeeb and squattail pissing everyone off to no end.
Fucks up all the cliques and "rate the poster" assholes.
Submitted by Scientifik (user info) at 2004-08-06 04:46:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
sorry to see you go squattail