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Stoner poem - for SPT (371 hits)

Category: Quotes & Stories -> Poetry

Rating: -2 on 2 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Toby <sterling96.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-08-06 05:49:57 EDT


Mary, Mary stoned and blury
How do you pot plants grow?

With any luck, you'll make big bucks,
With your baggies all lined in a row.



Didn't get to visit uber til after 3 so it's a late post... but WTF... it's for SPT.

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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-08-06 06:05:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Welcome to Friday.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-08-06 05:50:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Its not SPT anymore, shitfag.


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