Donkey Punch Attack!!! (3308 hits)
Category: Sound & MusicLabels: ETS_Music
Rating: -0.66 on 31 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (View user info) at 2004-08-06 10:04:44 EDT
So, I was fucking this girl up in the ass, (like you do), and I thought to myself, "I'll never see this girl again anyway after I kick her out, so why not?".....and with that I gave her a big donkey punch in the gut just to see what would happen. Although there was no perceivable change in the tightness of her anal cavity, I found the violence stimulating and exciting, so I hit her again, and again, and again...until the whole thing coalesced into a bloody, shit-stained, work of modern art all over my sheets...
As she was leaving, I felt bad for hitting a girl and tried to apologise. Then she showed me her testicles and I didn't feel so bad anymore. I just thought she had giant hairy pussy lips or something... Boy, was I relieved!
Oh, well, as long as he/she/it never tells anybody, the world will never know. Since then, I have discovered to joy of the donkey punch and have sought to spread that joy whenever possible. After all, the world is a safer place with the donkey punch. I've written a song about the joys of the donkey punch, I hope it uploads...if not, here's an alternate link:
www.angelfire.com/indie/electrictooth/donkey_punch.mp3
I hope you enjoy this donkey punch as much as I have enjoyed giving it to you! Thank you, and God Bless.
donkey_punch.mp3 (841 kB) [audio/mpeg]
User Reviews
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-03-06 10:03:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hehehehe
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-02-11 01:56:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by drfeggphd (user info) at 2004-10-23 07:56:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
When I would sing as a child, my mother
would laugh at me. If only I had known
about this donkey punch strategy sooner...
Well, anyway, it did make me smile.
Submitted by eIectrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-10-23 07:38:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I will not show off.
Submitted by equaIizer (user info) at 2004-10-21 20:40:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"Bart Bucks" are not legal tender.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-10-18 21:11:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You'll have to copy and paste the link, it think.
Submitted by equalizer (user info) at 2004-09-14 03:40:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Equalized.
Submitted by fake_bargled (user info) at 2004-09-07 19:26:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
They ain't got shit on these guys.
Submitted by vengeance (user info) at 2004-08-13 22:31:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by FetishII (user info) at 2004-08-12 19:53:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-08-12 19:38:34 (#)
Ranking: -2
Hope this is what you wanted!
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Mr. Spam man, bring some spam. My nane is electrictoothsyndrome, and I'm like the 20th to spam Fetish this month, ain't I cool?
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-12 19:48:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-08-12 19:38:34 (#)
Ranking: -2
Hope this is what you wanted!
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Better make sure you spam them all, I'm not missing a one, bitch!
Submitted by Punk-not-dead (user info) at 2004-08-07 09:18:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
no..
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-08-07 09:05:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Next time I post a song, I am going to avoid trying to come up with a post around it and just post the song. I don't think Uber is really big on music. Maybe I should take up MSPaint.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-08-07 07:11:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ETS.. darlin'.. this was kinda crap. SPT or not, do better next time, because you can.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-08-06 16:38:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I was a real geek before that.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-08-06 16:37:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
After of course!
Submitted by gassygirl73 (user info) at 2004-08-06 15:28:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-08-06 14:57:04 (#)
Ranking: 0
I know I am cool whether any of you people think so or not...my Momma told me so!
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Was that before or after you "donkey punched" her?
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-08-06 14:57:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shitfuck: no comment
Gassy: I deliberately -2d you because your post was shit. I wouldn't have even clicked on the fucker without you having such strong feelings about my post. I thought I would at least see what a good post was supposed to be since you seemed to fucking know...turns out, you didn't know shit.
Random Joe: The shield behind which little bitches stand so that they can hurl their verbal feces without fear of repercussion.
I know I am cool whether any of you people think so or not...my Momma told me so!
Submitted by Random Joseph at 2004-08-06 14:06:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Aw, poor little electrictoothsyndrome, the little nerd that couldn't...
Couldn't up his cool factor by trying to be into music, or an intellectual, or spewing tired old philosophical cliches.
Couldn't even hack it in the anonymity of Ubersite, where his true colors shine in retaliatory ratings and obscene name-calling.
The little, lost, friendless wonder. The little nerd that couldn't.
Boo fucking hoo.
Such a pathetic little twit.
Submitted by gassygirl73 (user info) at 2004-08-06 13:38:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The fact that you are this ignorant requires no more response from me.
And the fact that you deliberately -2 me because I think you are a dumbass that doesn't know a donkey punch from a Chili Taco leads me to the conclusion you are queer.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-08-06 13:38:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-08-06 13:10:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Look bitch, I know waht a fucking donkey punch is...
If you read the fucking post, you'll see that there is a point a which I hit her again and again and again...it might be reasonable to assume that there is a fucking donkey punch in there somewhere.
Go ahead and jump on the -2 bandwagon, though, it's not as if anyone will click on this post anyway because it doesn't have the insect-attracting "camwhore" word, or it's not in reference to anyone you fucking know.
You might feel it's safe to just -2 me and it is...but deal with the consequences when I find one of YOUR posts that suck EVEN WORSE than this one and -2 that fucker! If you post had been quality, I would not have -2'd it - it's that simple. My rating logic has always contained a large amount of understanding until it comes to those who are bitches.
One thing I can say about you, at least you leave a comment with your rating explaining why you -2d it. But, let me ask you, even if I'd punched in the head and not the gut, what would you rating have been then? Just curious.
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2004-08-06 12:35:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The title made me laugh.
HIYAAAAAAAAAAAA!! DONKEY-O-PUNCH ATTACKUUUU!!!!
Submitted by gassygirl73 (user info) at 2004-08-06 12:27:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I can't believe you would be that childish ETS - what a fag.
I saw what you did and I've lost all respect.
Don't be angry with me b/c you don't know what a fucking donkey punch is.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2004-08-06 11:24:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
what gassygirl said.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-08-06 11:22:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Damn, it's a streak! Did any of you even listen to the song?
Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-08-06 11:13:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Keep dreaming.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-08-06 11:05:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I would respectfully contend that there are various ways and areas in which to punch a donkey.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-06 11:01:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by gassygirl73 (user info) at 2004-08-06 10:42:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 only because Donkey Punch is to the back of the head jackass. Everyone knows that.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-08-06 10:27:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Having my balls caught in the gears of a combine. That's the way I want to go!" - Leslie Nielson "The Naked Gun"
Submitted by charger (user info) at 2004-08-06 10:12:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Die. Preferrably in a horribly painful way.