Mouth of Hell (881 hits)
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Submitted by legallady (View user info) at 2004-08-06 14:59:57 EDT
Three years ago next week, my brother died at the "Mouth of Hell", Boca do Inferno in Portugal. I assume it was quick. Other than the "oh shit" time as he was falling and realizing, on the short way down to the rocks below thinking "how big time fucked I am". Fast and quick isn't such a bad way to go.
Back to my original point, if I ever had one, doesn't it suck to get a debilitating, painful decease and die a slow agonizing death? Yes, you have plenty of time to cry with your friends and family about your sad death...but it sucks. I would much rather hit the wall hard doing something I like doing. Heart attack during sex is my death of choice...I just hope I have 30 more years or so before it happens.
So on this light thought for the beginning of the weekend...how would you like to die?
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Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-08-08 21:16:35 EDT (#)
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i want to be assasinated after my plans for world domination fail and my minions betray me
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-08 21:07:41 EDT (#)
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Har Har Peener
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-08-07 02:59:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2004-08-06 15:03:23 (#)
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-2 because you didn't check to see if anyone else has done this before. http://www.ubersite.com/m/37117
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Yeah, and when you posted THAT, you got a comment on 'you stole my idea' as well. It's all been done before. Don't be such a whiny little bitch about it.
I want to die at the age of one hundred and eighty, on my birthday, while having sex on the back of a speeding motorbike and drinking heavily.
Submitted by safrican (user info) at 2004-08-07 02:48:39 EDT (#)
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was his name john I think I pushed him
Submitted by mujer_alterada (user info) at 2004-08-06 22:06:42 EDT (#)
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No comment No comment No comment
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2004-08-06 18:29:04 EDT (#)
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I wanna have my head cutoff by a blazing hot blade after I have been hyper-ventilating for 5 minutes.
That way, I might have oxygen enough for my brain to retain consciousness for a few seconds.
Then I want my head to be kicked around like a soccer ball while I am looking around and mouthing curses at the people kicking me.
FUN FUN!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-08-06 18:17:33 EDT (#)
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Yeah, your writing does indeed suck. But all would be forgiven if you'd just blow me.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-06 18:06:07 EDT (#)
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30 more years or so before it happens...
You'll be 70...
Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info) at 2004-08-06 17:03:15 EDT (#)
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i wanna die with you giving me a blowjob while your husband watches and masterbates.
haha j/k
Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2004-08-06 16:08:18 EDT (#)
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Okay, my writing sucks. I know that. I must outline...outline...outline.
before posting on uber. Make sure everything makes sense to everyone. :)
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2004-08-06 15:40:28 EDT (#)
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I'm not arguing against the fact that people die everyday. I just find your way of telling people that your brother died very peculiar, and find it hard to believe.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-08-06 15:40:12 EDT (#)
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I want to go out peacefully in my sleep like my grandmother, not screaming and clawing at air like the passengers in her car.
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I've done that one before too, just to be fair.
Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2004-08-06 15:26:52 EDT (#)
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The picture is the place he jumped or fell.
People die every day. Why would this be a lie?
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2004-08-06 15:22:49 EDT (#)
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You ever seen "Leaving Las Vegas?" Yeah, I'm kind of working on that sort of thing.
Sorry to hear about your brother.
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2004-08-06 15:16:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2004-08-06 15:11:54 (#)
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Lying bitch?? wow that makes sense.
He died three fucking years ago...I was gonna write about him.
had a whole other post started and switched gears.
I wouldn't have posted this so close in
time to yours...had I been paying attention to Uber in the past month.
I am not surprised at all it's been done before...everything has
been done before. So DIE!!
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OK, The point now is not that you took the idea. We can drop that. The point is that I think you are lying. Why?
1) "I was gonna write about him." Let me get this straight. Your fucking brother died, and you were "gonna write about him." but you decided to ask people how they would like to die instead? Bullshit.
2) "Had a whole other post started and switched gears." So your other post was more important than writing about your brother that died? Right.
If I am mistaken in thinking that you are a liar, and you truly did lose your brother, know that I am sorry. But I seriously don't believe you.
Submitted by Just_me_and_the_cats (user info) at 2004-08-06 15:12:23 EDT (#)
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Over the edge of a cliff at 90 mph behind the wheel of a '55 T-Bird, a smoke in one hand, a bottle of Old Crow in the other, and Elvis blasting out of the AM radio. Just time for one drag and one slug and a 'thank-you-very-much.'
Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2004-08-06 15:11:54 EDT (#)
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Lying bitch?? wow that makes sense.
He died three fucking years ago...I was gonna write about him.
had a whole other post started and switched gears.
I wouldn't have posted this so close in
time to yours...had I been paying attention to Uber in the past month.
I am not surprised at all it's been done before...everything has
been done before. So DIE!!
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2004-08-06 15:07:07 EDT (#)
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But I think you're lying. No one would mention their brother dying and then go on to some kind of other topic. Lying bitch.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-08-06 15:06:37 EDT (#)
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3am, freeway, motorcycle, 150+mph
I never actually thought about it in a suicidal way, but more in a what if kind of way.
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2004-08-06 15:06:24 EDT (#)
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Oh...you're brother died. Sorry about that.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2004-08-06 15:04:42 EDT (#)
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Sorry about your brother.
Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2004-08-06 15:03:55 EDT (#)
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I don't care if anyone did this before!!
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2004-08-06 15:03:23 EDT (#)
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-2 because you didn't check to see if anyone else has done this before. http://www.ubersite.com/m/37117