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Category: NoneRating: 1.29 on 28 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by WiKi <wikilikewhoa.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-08-07 10:06:19 EDT
Looking at some of the older posts on Uber, I realized that there were some damn hilarious and/or plain stupid comments that nobody ever really noticed. I would like to take this time to share these with those users that were not yet Uberborn.
Note: I feel the need to point out that I didn't find any relatively "good" posts with decent reviews until I was well into the 4000+ area. So, most of these are from the 2002-2003. Still pretty old..
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Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2002-07-02 09:03:59 (#)
Ranking: 0
I laughed. I cried. Actually I didn't do either, but I suppose it was worth reading.
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Submitted by Venom (user info) at 2002-07-19 21:20:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha, a canadian board game. Sounds like a good idea.
"My mounty takes your hockey player. Checkmate."
Or better yet, an american version to play over in canada. That'll keep both sides from complaining.
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Submitted by Zanz38 (user info) at 2002-06-06 05:40:42 (#)
Ranking: 0
ohhhhhhhhhh look at you with your handbag!!
Saucer of milk table two!!
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Submitted by Colossuz (user info) at 2002-06-06 00:54:13 (#)
Ranking: 2
MiksMix. With all du respect. Suck my dick.
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Submitted by bart (user info) at 2002-06-17 21:34:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
Hell is:
* Being forced to eat McDonald's Filet-O-Fish sandwiches with the Reverands Billy Graham and Al Sharpton.
* Getting a Netflix subscription and having them ship you nothing but DVDs of Big Momma's House.
* Using Microsoft Word, Excel, Power Point, or Access
* fsck
* Getting a dirty nasty lap dance from a stripper and realizing it's your grandmother
* A world without sex, drugs, and rock n' roll
* Taking a bite out of a sandwich and then finding a hair, fingernail, severed toe, and old shoe
* while(1) { `mpg123 Night_Ranger_Sister_Christian.mp3`; }
* Having to answer the question: "Does this make me look fat?"
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Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2003-05-08 09:49:26 (#)
Ranking: -2
Your idea is worse than trickle-down economics. Give examples, because I don't know who you're talkig about.
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Submitted by bart (user info) at 2003-02-07 04:34:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't suppose you live in Chicago and have a thing for dorky white guys?
I guess that wasn't really a question, but I guess I don't really want an answer.
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2003-09-24 07:54:11 (#)
Ranking: -2
Kevin, your attempt at bizzare humour was distinctly boring. I hope that dead gerbil in your ass infects you.
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Submitted by WiskerBiscut (user info) at 2003-01-24 11:33:17 (#)
Ranking: 0
I feel comfortable when I know that my education is being brought to me by Coke.
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That's enough for one day. To tell you the truth, I think my eyes are bleeding a bit from reading those extremely grotesque posts from d_d and the Oracle Service Humor Mailing List. There were mailing lists on Uber..?
When all is said and done, Razor, Donovan, and PAS were probably the only saving graces I had. If not for them, I may have fallen into the black hole that was the Uber of Old.
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Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-10-13 10:12:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Thanks for sucking bart's dick. Oh wait. I don't give a fuck.
Submitted by gamma (user info) at 2004-10-13 09:59:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
the feeling is mutual :P
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-10-12 17:52:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
gamma.. I love you.
Submitted by gamma (user info) at 2004-10-08 01:21:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i <3 WiKi.
311 DAY DVD OCTOBER 26th!
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-10-07 18:45:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Nobb (user info) at 2004-10-07 18:44:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was actually around when some of these comments were made.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-10-07 18:38:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm on it!
Submitted by gamma (user info) at 2004-10-06 13:05:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You should fly over and visit me then :o
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-10-02 16:05:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Indeed, I can.
Submitted by hamilton (user info) at 2004-10-02 15:55:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes, but can you fly?
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-08-23 18:21:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Jan--
I would have IMed them to you.. but, for some reason, I haven't been able to get on AIM lately.
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-08-21 18:58:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Some of them made me smile, but I might be missing some back story, because none of it seemed laugh-out-loud funny.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-08-21 18:49:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't believe I missed some of your posts. You should have IMed them to me.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-08-09 17:33:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What the hell?
I can't believe I just +2'd myself.
Fuckin A.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-08-09 17:33:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
gamma! As Alah says, Less reviewing, more The Future Is Uber!!
<33 I love you, though.
I promise next time it will be MUCH longer.
Submitted by gamma (user info) at 2004-08-09 09:34:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wiki rules! and she's hot, or something.
Submitted by Awko (user info) at 2004-08-08 07:50:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
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Submitted by slyphter (user info) at 2004-08-07 18:11:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because your name makes me want to scream wiki wiki woo... and i'm not sure why.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-08-07 17:59:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
NICE POST LET'S FUCK NOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2004-08-07 17:20:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
far too few
Submitted by Kiefer Sutherland at 2004-08-07 17:06:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2004-08-07 17:03:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
this was done before...don't remember by whom, but it was...and i was on it last time [shakes fist sternly, threateningly, and like a man who doesn't have elbows or fingers].
Submitted by Lynne (user info) at 2004-08-07 16:55:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cute, Wiki, you goddess, you.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-08-07 15:32:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I plan on it, DMD.
It's hard to look back at posts and actually find ratings. There were lots that had no reviews at all.. and lots from Joke A Day and like mailing lists. I had to wade through the bullshit.
'Twas a challenge, indeed. No worries, though.. I shall continue with more. The next one will blow you away.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-08-07 15:24:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Have more next time.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-08-07 11:34:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I remember seeing some of those.
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-08-07 10:49:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The bizarro thing is that I may have seen some of those.
Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2004-08-07 10:29:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
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