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Colon Powell - The Apitomie of American Negros (977 hits)

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Labels: negro_insights

Rating: -1.2 on 25 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Daniel Jaines (View user info) at 2004-08-07 11:26:28 EDT


Colon Powell is in my opnon the PERFECT American Black man. A Loyal Servant, trusted aid, and dedicated , competent assistant who knows his place. This is THE role model for the American Negro. AT the side of his White leader/superier/boss, giving valuable help at every turn yet smart enough to know that the world was not made for him to lead. I salute you Colon, Blacks should be proud.

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Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2004-09-23 13:53:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I've seen snow blacker than Colin Powell. Though I will admit he's a straight up gangsta. Straight out of Compton BIATCH!

Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2004-09-23 13:49:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by DanJaines (user info) at 2004-08-07 15:25:19 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-08-07 15:16:29 (#)
Ranking: -2

Three words for you: Mi Lai Massacre
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I do not eat the Chinese food. Your recomendation is pointless.
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AWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Without question the funniest fucking thing I have EVER seen here!

Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-08-26 19:10:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2004-08-26 18:56:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I salute you! And I salute Colon!
If there was ever a black president id make it him!
Not that there should be one.

Submitted by Kellio (user info) at 2004-08-13 00:45:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Yet more racist bullshit from this fucking moron who has the most appalling command of english I have ever seen! To me you sound like someone who is conflicted because they were concieved when their mother was having a gangbang with all of the blacks, asians and latinos they could find.

Submitted by DanJaines (user info) at 2004-08-09 11:52:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

SofQueen - There is no need to derogitate CoLIN. He knows his place and therefore desreves civil teatment.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-08-07 17:30:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Anyone else notice that bad spellers usually have dumbass opinions and posts, too?

Coincidence? I think not.


What a fucking moron.

Submitted by Lynne (user info) at 2004-08-07 17:18:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

It's so ironic that you misspelled Colin Powell's first name as "Colon," the anatomical "poop chute." Ironic enough to earn you a "shennanigans" from me. Even though I'm sick and tired of it, I still had to call it.

Submitted by Sofa_Queen (user info) at 2004-08-07 17:04:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Bush: Nigger slave, go Tell the U.N. what's going on. And try not rob anything on the way there, everyone knows how you niggers like to rob shit.
The whole WMD thing was cause by colon (ha) "the nigger" powell. just look at these transcripts I got my hands on.
Bush: Nigger slave, go tell the U.N. what's going on. And don't steal anything on the way over there. I know how you niggers like to steal.

Powel Nigger: Yessir masta, I be a good nigga fo masta.

(Warp to world 4... er... to the U.N.)

Some intelligent white U.N. guy: Hey look, Bush's nigger slave ran away from the plantation, someone get an axe and we'll chop his foot off so he can't run away again.

Nigger Powell: uh no sir masta, I got the papers right here from masta Bush saying i can come here. I'm suppose to show you these Satelite photos That I stol... Didn't steal.

Other White guy: Do you think he forged this note saying he's allowed off the plantation?

Original white Guy: You see what happens? You give these niggers an inch and they take a mile. This is exactly why we shouldn't allow them to learn to read or write. God damn that Lincoln bastard and his emanciption proclomation.

Nigger powell: Uh, masta, according to this satelite picture, they have bombs. We should Do something.

one of the white guys: They don't have bombs.

Other white guy: Of course not, the nigger is lying. He is a nigger after all.

(warp to world 7... shit, the white house. warp to the white house.)

Bush: god damn you niger slave, you ruined everything. Oh ewll, they have oil, and I have a pesonnal vendetta against saddam, so we'll bomb the hell out of them anyway. If a bunch of innocent people get killed, we'll just lie about, not the show the coffins and everything.

Powell: yessir masta.

Submitted by DanJaines (user info) at 2004-08-07 15:25:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-08-07 15:16:29 (#)
Ranking: -2

Three words for you: Mi Lai Massacre
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I do not eat the Chinese food. Your recomendation is pointless.

Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-08-07 15:22:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Bleh, 'nanigans.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-08-07 15:16:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Three words for you: Mi Lai Massacre

Look it up.
Colin Powell is a dick with ears.

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-08-07 14:53:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-08-07 11:56:30 (#)
Ranking: -2

Feel free to kill yourself at any time. You'd be doing the human race a favor.

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Submitted by Flak (user info) at 2004-08-07 11:52:51 (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

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Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2004-08-07 11:51:08 (#)
Ranking: -2

Oh yeah, it's Epitome, not Apitomie, you fucking jack-around.



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Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2004-08-07 11:48:19 (#)
Ranking: -2

Shut the fuck up already. If he was white I'd bet you'd get off of pictures of him in his army ensemble.

Get bent.

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Submitted by RideJohnnyRide (user info) at 2004-08-07 11:42:55 (#)
Ranking: -2

Die

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Submitted by gassygirl73 (user info) at 2004-08-07 11:37:26 (#)
Ranking: -2

Nothing makes you look quite so foolish as spelling
a sophisticated word incorrectly.

Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-08-07 14:25:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Hahahahahahahahahahahahah! You are so pathetic! http://www.ubersite.com/m/37725 - read this and learn how to hit-whore properly.
Once again, I am calling shenanigans on your bullshit. You'll never make Most Heated, give up now.

Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-08-07 14:05:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

"Franch!!!"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-2 :P

Submitted by ofMontreal (user info) at 2004-08-07 13:18:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

looks like people already beat me to pointing out that its epitome rather than whatever you wrote. i didnt bother reading any of it i just assumed you were dumb.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-08-07 12:42:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Let's not forget that he spells his name Colin. As in not part of the anatomy.

Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-08-07 12:09:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2004-08-07 11:51:08 (#)
Ranking: -2

Oh yeah, it's Epitome, not Apitomie, you fucking jack-around.
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Damnit! You beat me to it.
I was gonna say..

Oh yeah, it's Epitome, not Apitomie, you fucking jack-around!

--Notice the exclaimation point.

Submitted by DanJaines (user info) at 2004-08-07 12:05:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I notice two things.

The first is tht you all moss my point. Just as you cannot see the forrest for the trees, you are so obsesed by my selling errers you miss my point. And you say you are smart.

SECOND- For people who scream at me for being unfiar, I notice in this and erlier posts that MANY of you fairminded folk Come back more than once and give me mulitiple -2 rates. I am not suprised to see that many doing this are Canadiens and other foriegners. Tell, me, how many Blacks are in Canada? Is it seven, or eight? You fools. deal with your vermin problem (the French that even the Frenc did not want in Franch!!!) and I will deal with mime.

Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-08-07 11:56:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Feel free to kill yourself at any time. You'd be doing the human race a favor.

Submitted by Flak (user info) at 2004-08-07 11:52:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2004-08-07 11:51:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Oh yeah, it's Epitome, not Apitomie, you fucking jack-around.



Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2004-08-07 11:48:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Shut the fuck up already. If he was white I'd bet you'd get off of pictures of him in his army ensemble.

Get bent.

Submitted by RideJohnnyRide (user info) at 2004-08-07 11:42:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Die

Submitted by gassygirl73 (user info) at 2004-08-07 11:37:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Nothing makes you look quite so foolish as spelling
a sophisticated word incorrectly.


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