The Worst Movie Ever... (972 hits)
Category: Movies & TVRating: -0.92 on 16 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by DarkTemplarDM (View user info) at 2004-08-07 20:38:17 EDT
The worst movie I have ever seen is The Village. Now I know that all the previews that you see on TV look cool but they don't show you the things that ruin the movie. First off it's really not the 1800's and they don't even live in a village they live in a nature preserve. And the second thing I didn't like was that the monsters weren't even real. They were the elders dressed up to scare the children so they wouldn't go into the woods. But the monster costumes were really sweet.
One scene that could have been changed was the part where three people had to go into the woods and to a town so they could get medicine because some guy got stabbed by another. So this one guy got scared and didn't even want to go into the woods and he just went back to the village. It should have been changed to that the scared guy was standing there and out of nowhere one of the monsters jumps down from a tree and all you see is the red cloak it wears. Then it jumps back up and the kid is gone, then not even 2 seconds later his body falls down completely skinned and the camera looks up into the trees, the monster is nowhere in sight, and the kid's skin is just hanging from a tree. That would have made me laugh.
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Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-08-08 15:05:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DarkTemplarDM (user info) at 2004-08-08 14:35:30 (#)
Ranking: 0
I didn't say this was the worst movie ever, I said this was the worst movie I have ever seen
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the title says otherwise
Submitted by DarkTemplarDM (user info) at 2004-08-08 14:35:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I didn't say this was the worst movie ever, I said this was the worst movie I have ever seen
Submitted by GetHi (user info) at 2004-08-08 02:34:27 EDT (#)
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didnt read this, only looked at it to make sure you didnt write Harold & Kumar, cause i would have had to take a roadtrip to kick your ass.
Submitted by lux78 (user info) at 2004-08-08 01:33:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I liked that movie, if we wanted to hear movie reviews we could go elsewhere.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2004-08-08 01:17:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The worst movie ever is "The Cube".
No, not "Gleaming the Cube" where Christian Slater is a bleached blond skateboarder, but "The Cube" where all these weird people somehow are transported to the inside of a giant rubix cube universe with all kinds of motion-activated guillotines, etc.
That movie was
HORRIBLE
well, that and "Dude, where's my talent"
Submitted by Walsareck (user info) at 2004-08-08 01:15:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think something that would make the movie better is it not ever existing.
Submitted by Smithstudd (user info) at 2004-08-08 01:09:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The worst movie Ive ever seen was that porn your mom was in I think it was called Cum Dumpster.Jack Ass
Submitted by Commie_bastard (user info) at 2004-08-07 22:49:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Dark templar?
Submitted by Kiefer Sutherland at 2004-08-07 22:33:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What in Jesus' sweet name makes you think anyone gives a flying fuck of what you think about 'The Village'?
Submitted by PuNKaSS4_20 (user info) at 2004-08-07 22:27:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Great review!
One scene that could have been changed was the part where three people had to go into the woods and to a town so they could "throw a frisbee"
That would be great, especially if a dog caught it.
I'm just saying
Submitted by shadowdragon (user info) at 2004-08-07 21:37:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This has been the worst movie review I have ever seen.
Yep. That just about covers it.
Submitted by Sambuca310 (user info) at 2004-08-07 21:35:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
did you just ruin the movie for me? die
Submitted by hamilton (user info) at 2004-08-07 21:33:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm sorry, but the worst movie ever is 'thunderpants' Plain and simple.
Submitted by Schwarzes_Glas (user info) at 2004-08-07 21:31:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
ha - thanks for ruining the movie for me. ah fuck it, who cares anyway.
Submitted by EvrenWasHere (user info) at 2004-08-07 21:24:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Worst post ever...
Submitted by montu-sekhmet <beavisthewise2.at.aol.com> at 2004-08-07 20:43:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
OMG OMG OMG OMG THE VILLAGE PWNS!!!!111 IT ROXORS MY BOXORS AND SOX!!!!11
This is the worst review ever. You succeeded in the following:
1. Stated the obvious.
2. Made yourself look like a shit witch.
3. Put forth half-ass effort to prove a point.
4. Ruining the movie for people who like shitty movies.
Wow. With a post as shitty as this, it may become Shit Post Saturday! Oh fuck!! Thursday is enough, oh! please Bart ddddoooooooo something!!!!