Bart is a Gellieman shaped, Maddox type, Simpson porn wielding, Bush voting, Kerry hating hit whore. (7010 hits)
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Submitted by http://www.zen33652.zen.co.uk/ (View user info) at 2004-08-08 18:11:14 EDT
Or is that just me?
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Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-10-09 13:09:08 EDT (#)
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What's a wierdo?
Submitted by Kent_Wierdo (user info) at 2004-09-19 19:38:32 EDT (#)
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You're so nasty, a punter called your up for phone sex and you gave you them an ear infection.
Submitted by teusdaydeIay (user info) at 2004-09-18 17:48:26 EDT (#)
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Please call me some day, so I can hang up on you.
Submitted by project_nessa (user info) at 2004-09-10 17:17:58 EDT (#)
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I think I like that sort of type...
Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-09-10 17:10:08 EDT (#)
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a
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-09-02 13:24:26 EDT (#)
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What the hell is THIS shit?
Submitted by heater (user info) at 2004-08-11 12:00:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes. Yes, you do get it. A big serving of Heat, that is!
Submitted by Zeccs (user info) at 2004-08-09 20:23:08 EDT (#)
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OOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2004-08-09 18:27:02 EDT (#)
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*****SMMMMMOOOOOOOOCH*****
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-08-09 11:56:59 EDT (#)
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I dunno. I was drunk and thought I really had a shot at B@W, this time. Then thought I had a chance at "Best Ever". Then I looked at realistically and accepted a nobel prize instead. It's in the post, I think.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-08-09 11:31:27 EDT (#)
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So you say Bart wields Simpsons Porn, do you? And he is also voting for Bush. Hmm..
B@W! B@W!
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-08-09 03:36:11 EDT (#)
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I believe my last three posts have been the result of all day drinking.
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2004-08-09 01:12:47 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-08-08 23:13:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That is the best title ever.
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2004-08-08 21:05:45 EDT (#)
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So, like...When are we having sex?
Submitted by Quasiplasmohedron (user info) at 2004-08-08 20:07:08 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Marauder (user info) at 2004-08-08 19:57:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-08-08 19:17:14 EDT (#)
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Well, she wore big knickers and she worked on t' sewage farm.
I got me hand down her jeans n' I nearly lost 'alf me arm.
Well, after ten pints, she looked quite fit,
couldn't wait to get me hands on her flabby tits.
Sweaty Betty!
She's like a lump of lard.
Sweaty Betty!
She makes me willy hard.
Sweaty Betty!
So, I said "Slap that and ride the ripples"
I just gotta get me gob round her greasy nipple.
She had a massive arse and sweaty breasts,
thirtyeight tits, she was a mound of flesh...
Sweaty Betty!
Submitted by Nator (user info) at 2004-08-08 19:15:15 EDT (#)
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Just you, funnyman.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-08 19:01:49 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-08-08 18:45:38 EDT (#)
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lol Tom, you're so LOL
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-08-08 18:40:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
DRUNK POSTING ALWAYS GETS MY +2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-08-08 18:36:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Right back atcha, dick-licker.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-08-08 18:13:16 EDT (#)
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...and a big fuck you to:
Fetish,
Tom,
Bart,
MickGinny,
PolyamorousAj (although I think he +2s when Fetish doesn't and vice versa),
Brianthetruthspeaker,
Hidden101 (fucking cunt),
erm....
I'm drunk again. Fuck off, you.