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School Shootings (2165 hits)

Category: Graphics

Rating: 0.56 on 63 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by gibberish (View user info) at 2004-08-09 14:44:58 EDT


Any school psychiatrists on Uber?

Anyone?






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Submitted by Silja (user info) at 2006-02-23 17:32:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

hehe... note how the shooters have WAY COOL HAIR, and the other pissants are trying to conform and all be alike... :o)
(okay - so the shooters all have the same cool hair - but we all get the symbolic...)

Submitted by EmptyRobot (user info) at 2004-09-29 23:08:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Natalia_Everitt (user info) at 2004-09-28 20:31:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

SHIT! I meant, I was a strange teen...

God I'm tired.

Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-09-28 20:30:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

I should start a school shooting. Nothing but mouth-breathers and nose-whistlers talking about working out and Jesus books here.

Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-09-28 20:27:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

my kind of post!



Submitted by Natalia_Everitt (user info) at 2004-09-28 20:25:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

When I was in highschool, my greatest fantasy was to bring an AK47 to school, and blow off my religion teachers head. And then shoot the football team and cheerleaders execution style.

I was a strange team...

Submitted by Jo_of_the_golden_P (user info) at 2004-09-28 20:17:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"Who's class president now, bitch?!"

fuckin A

Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-09-20 19:10:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm drunk so I'm gonna go around and review all my posts like Tuesdaydelay so I can get more hits.

Oooh!!! Look at me!!! My name is Tuesdaydelay!!! I'm so awesome!!!

And yeah, I do have exceptionally good motor skills when I'm drunk, I get a lot of compliments on that.

Submitted by Timmah (user info) at 2004-08-15 21:59:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by KieferSutherland (user info) at 2004-08-15 21:41:24 (#)
Ranking: 0

I watched "Elephant" last night. Man is that movie fucked up.

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Movie ? I wouldn't call it a movie as such. Nice to see someone else has actually seen it though and realises how fucking glorified guns are in movies today.



Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2004-08-15 21:55:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

gibberish

Submitted by Walsareck (user info) at 2004-08-15 21:47:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 because you're giving me ideas!

Submitted by KieferSutherland (user info) at 2004-08-15 21:41:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I watched "Elephant" last night. Man is that movie fucked up.

Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-15 21:24:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You are a god.

Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2004-08-10 08:35:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

eh

Submitted by heater (user info) at 2004-08-09 19:41:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Suprising that school shootings need heat. Here it goes!!!

Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2004-08-09 17:59:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hahaha. Fine, +2 for me not being culturally aware.

<thumbs up>

Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-08-09 17:50:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Seb--

I was saying that I made the Seinfeld joke. Assuiming that name doesn't ring a bell with you, Seinfeld was a TV show that just about everyone in the USA has seen.

"Oh yeah... WELL I HAD SEX WITH YOUR WIFE!!" is in one of the episodes.

Just ask comicbookguy: http://www.ubersite.com/m/39958

Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2004-08-09 17:43:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Seinfield? What the fuck is that? Is that some american guy? Because I live in Britain, and that rings no bells.

After all, it doesn't take a genius anyway to tell someone they fucked their own mother. Once someone's come up with it, it doesn't mean everyone else is copying.

I like how you coped with that by the way, accusing me of copying some shitty joke.















She was a shite lay by the way.

Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2004-08-09 17:41:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This is for saying Slipknot sucks? HA! Priceless.

Submitted by Screwyouall (user info) at 2004-08-09 17:40:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you need help

Submitted by downerSTAIN (user info) at 2004-08-09 17:38:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hilarious.


But seriously, where's my cake?

Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-08-09 17:26:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2004-08-09 17:20:21 (#)
Ranking: -2

Oh yeah? Well I HAD SEX WITH YOUR WIFE!

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Dude that wasn't my wife, it was your mom. I see how you could have made that mistake, her being shagged out on my bed, but maybe you should have lifted the paper bag off her head to see who she was first eh?
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Seinfeld joke anyone?

Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2004-08-09 17:20:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Oh yeah? Well I HAD SEX WITH YOUR WIFE!

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Dude that wasn't my wife, it was your mom. I see how you could have made that mistake, her being shagged out on my bed, but maybe you should have lifted the paper bag off her head to see who she was first eh?

Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2004-08-09 16:50:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

shit.

Submitted by facenuts (user info) at 2004-08-09 16:11:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

There are Creed fans out there.

So if you're trying to prove you're funny, yeah, you probably need to say more.

Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-08-09 15:37:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I rule:

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Submitted by Burn (user info) at 2004-08-09 15:33:13 (#)
Ranking: 2

Fuckin funny

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Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2004-08-09 15:23:57 (#)
Ranking: 2

who doesnt like death

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Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-09 14:53:05 (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

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Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-08-09 14:51:13 (#)
Ranking: 2

Horrible.

Horribly funny...

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Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2004-08-09 14:48:10 (#)
Ranking: 2

"A horrible crime in real life, fucking hilarious in stick man form."

I wouldn't have guessed that you'd have been right about that, but I guess you were

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Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-08-09 14:46:33 (#)
Ranking: 2

Dude, you r007

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Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-08-09 14:46:31 (#)
Ranking: 2

So true... So so true.

VOTE GIBBERISH! WOO HOOO!
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Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-08-09 14:45:59 (#)
Ranking: 2

Excellent, you shall be future SUPERKING Habeeb's National Security Advisor.

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Need I say more?

Submitted by Burn (user info) at 2004-08-09 15:33:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Fuckin funny

Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-08-09 15:28:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

78 hits with 35 reviews. Damn.

Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-08-09 15:24:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-08-09 15:22:42 (#)
Ranking: 0

get some glasses. i can read what i type just fine. if you can't, then feel free not to click on any of my posts. i wouldn't want you to strain your eyes trying to read them.

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I already stopped clicking on your posts.

Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2004-08-09 15:23:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

who doesnt like death

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-08-09 15:22:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

get some glasses. i can read what i type just fine. if you can't, then feel free not to click on any of my posts. i wouldn't want you to strain your eyes trying to read them.

Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-08-09 15:22:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2004-08-09 15:20:33 (#)
Ranking: -2

Don't take this personally, but in the words of Hidden, "this sucked".

Oh yeah and: "p.s.-Try using caps lock now and then."


.....This coming from the guy whose name starts with no capital itself?

Yes I know neither do I but I don't profess to be exact in all my grammar and semantics.

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Oh yeah? Well I HAD SEX WITH YOUR WIFE!

Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2004-08-09 15:20:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Don't take this personally, but in the words of Hidden, "this sucked".

Oh yeah and: "p.s.-Try using caps lock now and then."


.....This coming from the guy whose name starts with no capital itself?

Yes I know neither do I but I don't profess to be exact in all my grammar and semantics.

Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-08-09 15:19:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

And hidden,

Amazingly enough, it is actually harder to read what you type when you don't use capital letters.

Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-08-09 15:14:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-08-09 15:13:43 (#)
Ranking: 0

what are you, my english professor?
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Why yes, yes I am.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-08-09 15:13:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

what are you, my english professor? i don't need to use caps lock. i spell perfectly and use proper grammar. i know everyone here can read what i type with ease, so i don't know what all the bitching about my lack of capitalization is about. i type very quickly and can't be bothered with the shift key. if i ever decide to write a piece that i feel is worthy of publication, i will use capital letters. however, proper form on a website comprised of somewhere in the ballpark of 80% complete idiots is laughable.

Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-08-09 15:13:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Finding_Neo (user info) at 2004-08-09 15:09:18 (#)
Ranking: -2

It be funny if you drew more...

Well, no it just be more offensive...

Sick fuck.

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More offensive, eh?...



Submitted by Finding_Neo (user info) at 2004-08-09 15:09:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

It be funny if you drew more...

Well, no it just be more offensive...

Sick fuck.

Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-08-09 15:07:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

And don't worry, I'm plenty used to criticism.

The administration at my high school never liked my sense of humor too much either.

Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-08-09 15:04:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-08-09 15:01:42 (#)
Ranking: -2

what did i ever do to you to get your panties in such a bunch?

seriously. this sucked. that's my opinion. if you don't want negative feedback, make a website that only allows replies with +2's and post this garbage there.

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I was joking.

Relax.

And if this sucked so much why did you come back to look at it?


p.s.-Try using caps lock now and then.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-08-09 15:03:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-08-09 15:00:42 (#)
Ranking: -2

I can't stop laughing!

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now THAT'S funny! WQP is one of the funniest guys around here.

Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-08-09 15:02:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-08-09 15:00:42 (#)
Ranking: -2

I can't stop laughing!

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Neither can I!

Submitted by facenuts (user info) at 2004-08-09 15:01:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Not funny because I thought it was insensitive, it just wasn't funny.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-08-09 15:01:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

what did i ever do to you to get your panties in such a bunch?

seriously. this sucked. that's my opinion. if you don't want negative feedback, make a website that only allows replies with +2's and post this garbage there.

Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-08-09 15:00:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I can't stop laughing!

Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-08-09 14:58:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

The plan is to put this on a t-shirt and see how fast I get thrown out.



Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-08-09 14:56:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I won't.

Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-08-09 14:55:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Don't take it personally.

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-09 14:53:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-08-09 14:52:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Hidden101,

If I could fill my squirt gun with cancer I would shoot you in the face.

Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-08-09 14:52:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You won't actually have ANY power UNDER SUPERKING Habeeb until you add in CAPS, JEWKILLER into your external name :)

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-08-09 14:51:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

"Don't bother (-2)"

Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-08-09 14:51:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Hmmm... JEWKILLER eh?

That can only piss off the whole political correctness crowd, which is what I do best.


I accept.

Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-08-09 14:51:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Horrible.

Horribly funny...

Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-08-09 14:48:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Your title you can put in your name as National Security Advisor is JEWKILLER!

Take the position?

Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2004-08-09 14:48:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"A horrible crime in real life, fucking hilarious in stick man form."

I wouldn't have guessed that you'd have been right about that, but I guess you were.

Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-08-09 14:47:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-08-09 14:46:18 (#)
Ranking: -2

Shit, I had something clever to say but I forgot.

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Ain't that a bitch?

Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-08-09 14:46:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Awesome Koolmang. I accept.

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-08-09 14:46:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Dude, you r007

Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-08-09 14:46:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

So true... So so true.

VOTE GIBBERISH! WOO HOOO!

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-08-09 14:46:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Shit, I had something clever to say but I forgot.

Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-08-09 14:46:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Blah blah blah... insensitive... blah blah...

Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-08-09 14:45:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Excellent, you shall be future SUPERKING Habeeb's National Security Advisor.


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