If the Wheels on the Bus Go Round and Round, why can't it just Swerve and Hit me? (833 hits)
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Submitted by Stan<juggalo44.at.mad.scientist.com> (View user info) at 2004-08-09 17:55:41 EDT
Getting into college is like getting into a a sweet virgin vagina from Virginia. I have had an easier time saying that little tongue twister, than I have in being successful in this process. I call, I fill out shit, I call again, I check the mail box, I recieve forms, I fill them out, I do some more calling, I wait,I speak to admissions, I speak to advisors, I speak to anyone that has an "A" in their title, and yes, that does include assholes. I get online to register and the website tells me that I must first enroll in remedial courses before I can enroll in the selected courses. That doesn't make sense to me because I already took and passed a remedial math course last time I went to school, which it should be in my transcript, and I passed the English portion of my admissions test. I think God hates me or worse yet, God is up there laughing his ass off at me right now. Jesus, I feel like the Jerry Seinfield of the supernatural, powers that be. My show gets amazing ratings in heaven.
But down here on Earth, that's another story all together. I wonder what the world would be like if community college students started pulling out Columbine style stunts in their schools. Oh wait, I forgot about the whole University of Texas shootings in the 70's. Jury, you are instructed to disregard the last statement made by the defendent. Am I even making sense? In my twisted vision I am but I think I have gone a little mad since I started trying to go to school. Is this the whole reason I missed out on the opportunity for higher education in the first place? Oh yes, I forgot about the methamphetamines.
Frustration is like jerking off to gay porn. Sure, you see the penetration but you also see two guys fucking. That's not my idea of a tea party but sometimes it's all you got. I don't think I have ever felt this flustered, frustrated, stressed, worried, or insecure about my future than I do now. I will tell you one thing though, I am looking forward to getting into to college so I can tap some of that fine 18 year old poon-tang.
Peace,
STREETPUNK
User Reviews
Submitted by causeican (user info) at 2004-08-31 14:26:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
your a dumb ass
Submitted by UberUser (user info) at 2004-08-31 14:18:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i filled out one application and sent it in, three weeks later i got a letter saying to show up in august.
Submitted by blasphemous_girl (user info) at 2004-08-31 14:07:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Yeah i know how you feel man, it'll be all good
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-08-19 07:39:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My show gets amazing ratings in heaven.
Quality.
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2004-08-09 21:13:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Did you ever get all your Community Service shit out of the way?
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-08-09 21:05:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
fuck. where are my cigarettes?
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-08-09 20:06:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This shouldn't be negative.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-08-09 19:08:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So. Many. Similies.
My brain hurts.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-08-09 18:45:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
good for you street. I'm glad you are heading to school.
Submitted by porkmonger (user info) at 2004-08-09 18:37:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Drivel
Submitted by ToxicNarcotic (user info) at 2004-08-09 18:27:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
shenanigans
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-08-09 18:15:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-08-09 18:01:51 EDT (#)
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