Lojo the molestor (880 hits)
Category: NoneLabels: uber
Rating: 1.82 on 37 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Corn Nugget (View user info) at 2004-08-09 20:06:40 EDT
"Here, we can even lay down..." She pulled me into the dark woods.
I'll admit, I was curious. I've kissed guys... I've felt a mans hard chest pressed against my own throbbing bosom, I've had my hand around...
Well you get it.
I was curious.
She stood before me, head tilted to the side, her hair framing her face. "It's no big deal... come on."
My words said no, but my voice said yes. She leaned in.
Her lips gently pressed against my own.
How soft!
Her hands on my waist. On my sides. On my...
Oh god.
"No, um, oh..."
She kept going. Pulling my hair. Pressing her body against me.
We were on the ground. She was on top.
Oh god.
"Do you want to make out with our shirts off?" She asked.
"Umm..."
People were cheering us on. Who was it? I don't know. "You guys can go in the basement!"
"No..." I was having inner conflict. She was rubbing my leg.
"You know you like it..." she whispered.
Oh god, I liked it.
User Reviews
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-14 05:11:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
me is horny
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2004-08-10 19:01:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-08-10 18:28:01 (#)
Ranking: 2
You guys were great.
Lee almost got -2ed for life by John Galt.
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Oh, that's still on. Lee, Don and Dave all 3. I just can't actually -2 them unless the post deserves it. But I'm commenting it with a -2 no matter what score they get.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-08-10 18:32:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And _Q_ learns something important about himself today.
Submitted by dirtygook (user info) at 2004-08-10 18:32:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ATTN LEZ CHIX!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/41088
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-08-10 18:28:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
For some reason, this makes me gag.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-08-10 18:28:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You guys were great.
Lee almost got -2ed for life by John Galt.
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-08-10 18:17:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Flithy little girls.
Good on you.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-08-10 01:52:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
shitfuck!! we missed you. if you were there i would have totally
had crazy munkey sex all over the yard
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-08-10 01:50:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
All you guys smell like sex.
Congrats!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Screwyouall (user info) at 2004-08-10 01:48:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yes!
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-08-10 01:39:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-08-09 21:56:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
mmmmmm Girls behaving badly. Nice.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-08-09 21:17:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-08-09 21:00:29 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-08-09 20:12:58 (#)
Ranking: 2
You forgot the guy standing over the two of you with a raging boner screaming "OH GOD IM SO HORNY, I NEED TO FUCK RIGHT NOW".
I wont name any names.
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HAHAHA matt being horny was HOT!
****
That WAS kinda hot!
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-08-09 21:06:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Goddamn, I wish I had been there to see that.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-08-09 21:00:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-08-09 20:12:58 (#)
Ranking: 2
You forgot the guy standing over the two of you with a raging boner screaming "OH GOD IM SO HORNY, I NEED TO FUCK RIGHT NOW".
I wont name any names.
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HAHAHA matt being horny was HOT!
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-09 20:59:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2004-08-09 20:53:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Mmmm... vodka.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-08-09 20:51:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i was there.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-08-09 20:45:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
lojo bit my bum. that was AWESOME.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-08-09 20:39:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/41139
you are all invited!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-08-09 20:39:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Guess how many boobs I saw!
15!
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-08-09 20:34:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That gave me a boner!
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-08-09 20:26:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-08-09 20:12:45 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm confused.
Is this about sandwiches?
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-08-09 20:22:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-08-09 20:16:27 (#)
Ranking: 0
Matt, was there anything that happened at ubercon that DIDN'T turn you on?
tee hee
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I would have to say yes. There was that whole incident where I was forced to play DDR in front of Don, Val, and Dave. I went limp pretty quick with that one. That had to be one of the dorkiest things I've ever done in my life.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-08-09 20:16:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
John Galt - You mean you don't think puking girls are hot? I'm so going to start www.hotpukingchicks.com
I'll make billions.
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2004-08-09 20:16:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Matt is a walking boner.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-08-09 20:16:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Matt, was there anything that happened at ubercon that DIDN'T turn you on?
tee hee
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-08-09 20:15:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Actually, Matt got the most turned on by me wrestling I think.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-08-09 20:14:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for Method's review.
Yea, uh, who was that guy anyway? *Nervous glance*
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2004-08-09 20:14:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think Matt was more excited about Lojo puking later is the scary part.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-08-09 20:13:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-08-09 20:12:58 (#)
Ranking: 2
You forgot the guy standing over the two of you with a raging boner screaming "OH GOD IM SO HORNY, I NEED TO FUCK RIGHT NOW".
I wont name any names.
******
Was someone saying that??? hahahahaaaa oh god
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2004-08-09 20:13:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-08-09 20:13:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thank you for bringing back the memories.
Oh God, I had such a wicked hardon. It was glorious.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-08-09 20:12:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You forgot the guy standing over the two of you with a raging boner screaming "OH GOD IM SO HORNY, I NEED TO FUCK RIGHT NOW".
I wont name any names.
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-08-09 20:12:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm confused.
Is this about sandwiches?
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-08-09 20:09:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha! Shenanigans!
Submitted by ToxicNarcotic (user info) at 2004-08-09 20:08:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for life i was there i saw i got a chubbie i left and still fantasize about it