And the Retards Run Rampant... (648 hits)
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Submitted by cwl989 (View user info) at 2004-08-09 21:53:49 EDT
Sometimes, I can't believe how low we have sunk as a race. It really is astounding. I'm sure you all have witnessed an act of such monumental idiocy that makes you question how we have survived so long as a collective species. Let me share mine with you.
Just now, not 5 minutes ago, I received an email. A chain email. I've gotten more of these shitty things than I can count, and most of them are sappy, stupid, and claiming to be started by nuns in the 14th century. But wait, they didn't have the Internet back then, you say. Of course they didn't. But this is a mere technicality to the creators of these pieces of shit.
But wait, what about the curse of the chain mails? And I say to you, be lucky that there is this computer between us; for I would bitch-slap the stupid right out of you if you said that to my face. Fucking idiots. All these emails claim that if you don't send this email to 11,000 people in the next three seconds, your mother will be raped, your father will be kidnapped, and you will instantly contract leprosy, cancer, and acid reflux at the same time and die.
Of course, then there are the scam emails. These are the filthy email gypsies of the Internet. They'll suck you dry if you let them, like giant leeches or the poor. Most of these are so magnificently bad that you can almost smell the scam on them, like pungent body odor. They say things like this: "My name is Ahma-Shiza Gonomnda Toyota, the 3rd prince of (name of some disgusting, remote, third world country that you wouldn't go to if someone paid you) and I need your help. My family was usurped in a coup and we need to move (insert some random number that this country wouldn't have if they sold all their citizens into slave labor). We want you to help us by giving us your bank account number, and we'll give you (insert random percentage)."
Follow this template and you'll have your own scam email in seconds.
I honestly can't believe people have been caught by this. When they piss and moan about being tricked, I just laugh. You deserve it, you dumb piece of shit. If you were somehow bamboozled by this garbage, then you couldn't have been contributing much to society in the first place.
Good riddance I say. Go live on the streets with only you inadequate IQ to keep you warm.
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Submitted by cwl989 (user info) at 2004-08-10 10:39:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by slyphter (user info) at 2004-08-10 03:08:34 (#)
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BLOCK SENDER
if you can't, or won't use it, your as bad as the people sending the chainletters.
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Why block them? I may think they're annoying. but like dakingisdead said, they're fun to read.
Submitted by slyphter (user info) at 2004-08-10 03:08:34 EDT (#)
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BLOCK SENDER
if you can't, or won't use it, your as bad as the people sending the chainletters.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-08-10 02:21:26 EDT (#)
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Deep.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2004-08-09 22:18:37 EDT (#)
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+1 for pointing out part of the endless stream of bullshit on the Internet.
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-08-09 22:02:15 EDT (#)
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+2 for the sentiments.
I actually quite enjoy these scam emails though. Maybe I am nuts but they make me laugh at their complete idiocy. PArticulrly the ones purporting to be from some high ranking official in the government or Banking circles and they cannot even spell.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-09 21:57:30 EDT (#)
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Speaking of retards: http://www.ubersite.com/m/41157