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A great story (788 hits)

Category: Humor -> Dirty Humor

Rating: -0.9 on 10 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Darth Vander<aaronsebay2002.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-08-09 22:23:05 EDT


I just read the funniest thing in the paper. A 56 year old man was on a ladder with a chainsaw cutting a branch off a tree while his wife watched him from below. Suddenly, the man lost his balance and fell off the ladder, dropping the chainsaw where it dug into the wife's skull, killing her. The man in now in hospital being treated for shock.

And I laughed, and I laughed...

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Submitted by Socky (user info) at 2004-08-10 02:59:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Didn't have a single sock in it. This is the worst story ever : (

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-08-10 02:28:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

i laughed when you got stabbed in the face with a bazooka

Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2004-08-10 02:28:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

LOSARRR

Submitted by JorKen (user info) at 2004-08-10 02:16:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

yea, accidental death like that rocks! not.



Submitted by Nomad (user info) at 2004-08-10 00:05:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

And congratulations! You're a sick fuck!

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-09 22:53:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

No Comment

Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2004-08-09 22:53:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Bah, I read that story too. I didn't particularly find it funny, but that's not why this crap gets -2. All you did was tell me about something I read LAST WEEK! You didn't even link to it or anything!

Criminey.....

Submitted by qwert_666 (user info) at 2004-08-09 22:44:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

accidental death is cool

Submitted by Walsareck (user info) at 2004-08-09 22:36:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2004-08-09 22:30:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

+1 for the ending.

"And I laughed, and I laughed..."



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