I Think Uber Made Me Mighty Jobless (856 hits)
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Submitted by Homsar (View user info) at 2004-08-10 00:52:51 EDT
Uber, its been a while since Ive posted. Maybe I've been too lazy. But just now, I was showing a good friend the beauty of my comedic genius, as shown in this post:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/36581
Now, about 3 weeks ago I left work and got on a plane to Dallas. Little did I know that when I got back to work, my belongings would be chucked in a box, sitting in the parking lot, with a guy telling me my "services are no longer needed". Fuck man, how the hell can I play on Bored at Work if I'm not....at work...
No one ever told me why I was laid off. No explanation at all. I called my closest co-worker friend to ask her why they canned me, and all she could say was "it was so unexpected, and I've been crying all day."
Now I'm most DEFINITELY not trying to be a hit whore and link an old post, but after a quick re-read, I realized that post was the most prickish thing I've ever written. Funny as shit, and it makes me chuckle, but for someone who doesnt understand the concept of poking fun for a good laugh, that post would label me the anti-christ. I definitely wouldnt regret ranting and being funny, but it just makes me wonder....
So here's my question people: Out of the 10,000 registered users on Ubersite, what are the chances of one of those persons actually knowing Lee McCormack, and ratting me out? Or maybe a fan of Lee's was scouring Google and found my post as a hit at the bottom of the list. Cause I have this weird weird feeling that this post has something to do with the loss of my job. That my friends, would blow donkey ass. You guys should tell me what your take is on this.
-- Homsar
User Reviews
Submitted by HossCat (user info) at 2005-02-03 09:26:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The world is cruel and too often people choose to say mean things about others. It is my belief that from your statements that having the opportunity to leave the asscrack of America would be a blessing. You do not have to live in a place that has horrible music and more than that a place that has a store that caters to "Fat" people. Keep in mind that the statements that one makes will always come back and bite them in the ass. I wish you luck in seeking new employment and can only hope that your new endevor will allow to find time to stay focused on your job rather than on a computer finding fault in others.
Submitted by JewToast. (user info) at 2004-08-11 23:12:22 EDT (#)
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Go back to law school, young man. (Harvard)
Submitted by Homsar (user info) at 2004-08-11 23:09:41 EDT (#)
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Holy Jesus...
So I get fired, but the silver lining is a string of 22 zeros?
Cool.
Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2004-08-10 11:35:21 EDT (#)
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Sorry about the job
but congrats on being the most average user.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-08-10 11:31:05 EDT (#)
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Bart should make a category for Most Average Ever. You would win.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-08-10 11:26:20 EDT (#)
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Far be it for me to break a streak...
Submitted by wazzawazzayo (user info) at 2004-08-10 11:16:15 EDT (#)
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Dang, nigga youse was played. It's time to get disgruntled yo!
Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-08-10 11:07:01 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-08-10 10:56:26 EDT (#)
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DAMMIT!
I forgot to rate.
Oh well.
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-08-10 10:56:13 EDT (#)
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I WILL BREAK THIS TREND!
BWA HA HA HA HA!
-2 for you!
Submitted by Gnome (user info) at 2004-08-10 10:54:10 EDT (#)
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hate to break the chain.
sux about the job.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2004-08-10 09:50:53 EDT (#)
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Preserve the streak!
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2004-08-10 08:02:24 EDT (#)
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And now our international judges will give their scores:
Russia:отсутствие пунктов
Germany:keine Punkte
France:aucuns points
Italy:nessun punti
So a resounding no pints from any of the judges.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-08-10 07:44:08 EDT (#)
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Die!
Just kidding, I just want to make shitfuck happy.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-10 06:52:44 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-08-10 02:16:23 EDT (#)
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Hey, why is nothing happening around here?
Shouldn't someone be screaming die! ?
Submitted by Homsar (user info) at 2004-08-10 02:16:14 EDT (#)
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maybe I'll have the streak for "longest run of zero's"
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-08-10 01:59:21 EDT (#)
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shitfuck has a point. you really never see posts this neutral.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-08-10 01:49:58 EDT (#)
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Hey, nice zero rating you got going on here.
Most Average Ever.
Submitted by Homsar (user info) at 2004-08-10 01:29:06 EDT (#)
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thats a big possibility hidden...I mean I did play on Uber quite a bit. And judging by the way they wouldnt let me back in the door, they were pretty pissed.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-08-10 01:24:45 EDT (#)
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hmmm... then it does sound like it's possible they found out about Ubersite. your IT guys might have seen a lot of hits for Uber in their proxy logs and told the boss.
Submitted by Homsar (user info) at 2004-08-10 01:19:08 EDT (#)
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I swear no shenanigans...I get my first unemployment check August 10th.
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2004-08-10 01:13:15 EDT (#)
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I call shenanigans.
Submitted by Homsar (user info) at 2004-08-10 01:04:16 EDT (#)
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well the OFFICIAL explanation was "lack of work" but thats a giant fib.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-08-10 01:01:48 EDT (#)
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don't they kinda have to tell you why they canned you?