The Sacred Order of the Internetti (518 hits)
Category: Computers & InternetRating: -0.62 on 15 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Mentor (View user info) at 2004-08-10 02:36:13 EDT
The Sacred Order of the Internetti is comprised of people who believe that every image, every bit of data, every word, and every vision of the sacred jellybean of god found on the internet is as real as a banana grown in a place where there are no preservatives.
We profess belief in the words uttered by the two great prophets, stick2person and stuffness2000, on August 9, 2004. Their words ring on for eternity on this page of the great book that is the internet:
www.ubersite.com/m/41174
Read the words that prove the reality and physicality of everything revealed on the internet and believe as we believe that there is no creator god, and that there is only the internet. We have reached the pinnacle of existence, because we have the internet.
We are the Sacred Order of the Internetti, much like the Illuminated Seers of Bavaria are the Illuminati. However, we have a much cooler name and are not interested in world domination (unless you ask Mentor what his plans for world domination are, which is just way cool).
Behold the glory of the Internetti, and believe.
-Mentor
August 10, 2004
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Submitted by Mentor (user info) at 2004-08-10 12:57:01 EDT (#)
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Revision? Who said it was un-revisable? The internet is constantly changing, therefore, the belief system based on a philosophy that evolved around the internet must also constantly change. Go the website and contact one of us. Or add stuffness2000 and stick2man to your yahoo messenger and we can discuss it. It's the internet, man! Blwargh!
Submitted by SAECULUM.AUREUM (user info) at 2004-08-10 09:12:00 EDT (#)
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PERPERAM SANCTUS
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2004-08-10 08:44:49 EDT (#)
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I run the maraton to the very last mile
Submitted by necrofeelya (user info) at 2004-08-10 05:53:53 EDT (#)
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while i was reading this post i filed a callus on my foot. midway through the post i focused my attention back to my foot. it held my attention better than this crap. die
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2004-08-10 04:10:07 EDT (#)
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I feel as though we're all building new religions. I'm the first Chronichist in the faith of Chronichism.
Submitted by DamienX <damienx.at.earthlink.net> at 2004-08-10 03:21:52 EDT (#)
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I was hooked till you detailed the idea (sorry).
I thought you were being more general as far as the basis goes,
not specifically basing things on the internet itself.
I like the idea of a sect revolving around a weird-ass mixture
of physics and philosophy, and I've been shoppin' around for a
religion anyway and lately I've been leaning towards the ones
that offer the least likelihood of my eventually and inevitably
spending the rest of eternity roasting in flames.
Is it too late to revise the belief system? Christians do it
all the time.
Submitted by slyphter (user info) at 2004-08-10 03:10:43 EDT (#)
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what stinky jap said
Submitted by Socky (user info) at 2004-08-10 03:01:54 EDT (#)
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What about me? SOCKY.
Submitted by Mentor (user info) at 2004-08-10 02:55:47 EDT (#)
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Fixed URL below
http://home.indy.rr.com/sterile/index.htm
Submitted by Mentor (user info) at 2004-08-10 02:54:00 EDT (#)
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The site for the actual Order is below.
http://home.indy.rr.com/sterile/
Submitted by Mentor (user info) at 2004-08-10 02:46:31 EDT (#)
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A religion professing the reality of the internet....is....conservative? Somehow, the fact that two communist, anarchist, cultists came up with a religion based on a simple debate over the philosophy of the internet doest not strike me as conservative. Please correct me if I'm wrong, but communism, anarchism, and cults aren't exactly right-wing.
Forgive me, matchstick, for calling you an anarchist. (He's a Nihilist...but anarchy is so much more fun)
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2004-08-10 02:45:13 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2004-08-10 02:41:03 EDT (#)
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No dog eating?
Sounds pretty conservative. I don't do conservative religion.
Submitted by Mentor (user info) at 2004-08-10 02:38:23 EDT (#)
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Yes, my cousin and I are the ones who had the conversation posted at the link provided. Yes, we are the great prophets. Yes, we are the founders of the Sacred Order of the Internetti. Yes, we are under the influence of drugs from time to time. Yes, I am a drunk Irishman. No, you cannot date my dog.
Submitted by stinkyjap (user info) at 2004-08-10 02:37:45 EDT (#)
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