Uber-Fucking-Con Wooo!!! (1164 hits)
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Submitted by creep_firebombing (View user info) at 2004-08-10 08:17:56 EDT
Plus Muthafuckin Two's For Life For:
Pre-Ubercon
An orgy in my bathroom
"I need lube, please." "You need nussing!"
Beer Bongs
Gallons of beer shooting out Val's nose during said Beer Bongs
Anything Firefly says ...ever.
Hot girls kissing
Body shots
Passing out in the woods behind my house
What the Gay?
What the thong?
Munkeypants calling me on my phone to get my phone number
My next door neighbors
Talking to Bart piss drunk
"That's not my dog."
Firefly's panties on the stairs
Lojope and Durae making my wood floors FUCKING GLEAMING clean
"Call 911!" "NO!"
The most challenging/infuriating/yet still boring mini golf course ever!
Ooh, ice cream *orgasm*
Batting cages set on "slow softball" kicking my ass
Razor slaughtering everyone in poker and getting a raging 30 bucks
"I'm all in!" before the flop
"I'm not saying who or where, but I need 3 condoms now."
Smackdown: Bring the Pain and Def Jam Vendetta
The fire pit
Gi-fucking-normous box of condoms
Dunkin Donuts
Razor punkin' a paintball referee
Looks on non-Uber faces when you say Peener/Bajiner
"Is your penis out right now?"
Doni nearly decapitating a small child with a blue golf ball
The Blue Demon asking Bob's MOTHER "Hey, can I make you a steak or something?"
"It's a video game. The green anal beads in her ass mean I'm winning."
"It smells like sex in here." "Yeah, your mom JUST left."
People disappearing for HOURS at a time while drunk/stoned in the woods of NH
Nearly a thousand dollars spent on food, beer, and entertainment ALONE.
+2's for life
"Dan's a Halfrican" "Or am I a Blaxican?"
"You know what I hate about disneyworld? It's so fake!"
"There was no Friday."
"What were we talking about? Where we talking? What just happened?"
"Jeremy don't take all my monies (or is it moneys?)!"
Done and Done
We totally need to do this again sometime. You guys are awesome. Show of hands... who's moving to NH now? I want to have sex with all of you.
User Reviews
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-08-12 16:51:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Get ready for a mini con- I'm totally going back to New Hampshire on the 16th.
HAPPY BDAY DAVE! WOOOOOOOO! Can I get a wut wut?
No?
Fuck yall.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-08-12 16:38:03 EDT (#)
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why do i remember making out with some guy named christian? i think
his chest held me up for, like 20 minutes, i kept my head in his chest and i think i kept saying
"don't move or i'll fall!!"
Dan, could i have left my stuff in loni's truck???
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2004-08-11 18:47:45 EDT (#)
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I love how there's a corkscrew, a jello shot, a mixed drink in a solo cup, AND a can of beer all lined up right there on the railing.
No, there was no drinking going on there at all. The funnel is full of ginger ale.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-08-11 02:22:03 EDT (#)
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That is one of the most disturbing pictures I've ever seen.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-08-10 15:20:08 EDT (#)
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yaaaaay you mentioned my runaway thong...
every one of these is fucking gold. gold i say!
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-08-10 14:06:12 EDT (#)
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"What were we talking about? Where we talking? What just happened?"
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"What were we talking about? Were we talking? What just happened? Am I drunk? YES!"
Haha I can't believe you remember that.
Dan, seriously- you kick so much massive ass and I miss ya already. When I move there in January you have to come to my House-breaking party. Someone set up a "Send Val to NH" thing.
MAYHEM! TOTAL AND UTTER MAYHEM!
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-08-10 13:55:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-08-10 13:52:55 (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/41224
Bob's mom story.
Sorry, no pics on it, but I haven't gotten film developed yet.
That and there was a void in time of pics between beer bongs on Friday and Saturday morning.
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there's a void in my brain there too aj. haha
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-08-10 13:53:19 EDT (#)
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Dan, I want pictures. My email is strife0870.at.hotmail.com
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-08-10 13:52:55 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/41224
Bob's mom story.
Sorry, no pics on it, but I haven't gotten film developed yet.
That and there was a void in time of pics between beer bongs on Friday and Saturday morning.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-08-10 13:48:02 EDT (#)
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Man, this ruled so much
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2004-08-10 13:44:54 EDT (#)
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It seems like ever other Uber was behind the camera at this time (no doubt in line to be blessed by the Blue Demon).
AJ! GET ON THAT FUCKING BOB'S MOM STORY!!! And don't forget to include pictures.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-08-10 13:43:20 EDT (#)
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I was going to go "meh" till I read
"It's a video game. The green anal beads in her ass mean I'm winning."
Im stealing that
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2004-08-10 13:43:13 EDT (#)
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Damnit! I just realized I forgot +2's for my old school white shell toe Adidas.
And that's Roman on the beer bong.
Anyone who wants all the pictures email me and I'll send them all to you. Cause I definitely want all the pictures you guys got.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-08-10 13:33:15 EDT (#)
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By the way, thats not me on the beer bong.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-08-10 13:23:23 EDT (#)
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+ motherfucking 2.
Submitted by AnotherStupidUsername (user info) at 2004-08-10 12:50:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-08-10 08:49:30 (#)
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Am I the only who saw that picture and was kinda glad i didn't go?
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HA!
Submitted by ToxicNarcotic (user info) at 2004-08-10 12:40:31 EDT (#)
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DAN IS A GOD
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2004-08-10 12:34:52 EDT (#)
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hmmph... this is what happens when you're only there for a few hours
they leave you out of all posts
(i want your wife, dan)
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-08-10 11:39:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-08-10 08:49:30 (#)
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Am I the only who saw that picture and was kinda glad i didn't go?
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HAHAHAHA! Touche costmart
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-08-10 11:33:43 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-08-10 11:30:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-08-10 08:25:43 (#)
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Dear fucking god.
Creep looks like a fucked up version of the leather-freak from Pulp Fiction.
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I was gonna say... Who's the wrestler gimp?
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-08-10 11:00:28 EDT (#)
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It looks like Method waxes his eyebrows and has monthly botox injections.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-08-10 10:21:37 EDT (#)
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The guy on the far right is Scott Dane (nomad).
Submitted by gamma (user info) at 2004-08-10 10:04:52 EDT (#)
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Hehe, if that's donkey, from the back, he looks like he's 40.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-08-10 10:03:16 EDT (#)
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From left to right:
A friend of Creep's, Creep's wife, another friend of Creep's, Creep himself, Method, DonkeyOnTheEdge (on the beerbong) I think, and I can't tell who the last person is.
Submitted by gamma (user info) at 2004-08-10 09:57:08 EDT (#)
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Hehe, who the hell is in this picture, except for Method. And I'm assuming Creep is behind the mask.
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-08-10 09:56:04 EDT (#)
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I can't believe y'all were too drunk to find the phone.
Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2004-08-10 09:50:28 EDT (#)
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I am fucking pissed that I had to miss this but I only have enough vacation to use for the Green Bay game this year.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2004-08-10 09:46:53 EDT (#)
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setting the standard in ubercon photos
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-08-10 09:43:20 EDT (#)
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none of you can ever run for public office
Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2004-08-10 09:38:58 EDT (#)
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GOOD TIMES HAD BY ALL.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2004-08-10 09:24:14 EDT (#)
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I'm not in this picture. I think that when this picture was taken, Lojope, Durae and I were lost somewhere in the backwoods of New Hampshire, doing everything we could to contact Creep for directions. I'm pleased to see that instead of picking up his phone, he was doing something worthwhile. Blue Demon still rocks the party.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2004-08-10 09:18:54 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-08-10 08:52:35 EDT (#)
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Ok if this were a caption contest I can't help but say that Method looks like he's thinking
"Damn you got a pretty mouth boy!"
He is most certainly plotting, if nothing else.
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-08-10 08:49:30 EDT (#)
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Am I the only who saw that picture and was kinda glad i didn't go?
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-08-10 08:49:16 EDT (#)
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Damn you all to HELL I say!
When am I going to hear about this poor Mother of Bob's that got introduced to the bunch of you?
*taps foot*
Come on! You know you wanna tell THAT story!
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-10 08:48:58 EDT (#)
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fuck, man, that's a helluva nice beer bong.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-08-10 08:46:10 EDT (#)
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Plus fucking 2 for the Blue Demon. I just wish I could have seen the look on Bob's mom's face when she saw you in that, Dan.
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-08-10 08:37:05 EDT (#)
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who is everyone in the picture? I only recognize JMG and Method
Submitted by apple_tush (user info) at 2004-08-10 08:31:45 EDT (#)
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I'm so feckin' jealous...really wish I coulda been there. But there's always the next one right?
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-08-10 08:25:43 EDT (#)
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Dear fucking god.
Creep looks like a fucked up version of the leather-freak from Pulp Fiction.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2004-08-10 08:25:38 EDT (#)
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that guy stole my belt
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2004-08-10 08:22:36 EDT (#)
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There's nothing I wouldn't do for the Blue Demon. This includes acts of a sexual nature.
Submitted by Burn (user info) at 2004-08-10 08:22:09 EDT (#)
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Sounds like you guys had fun.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-08-10 08:21:21 EDT (#)
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Jeebus-fuckin christ on a stick, you people are scary.
STDS for everyone.... WOOOOOOOO!!!