Superburn Vs Provenelk ... E-Battle to the extreme! (439 hits)
Category: HumorRating: -1.67 on 5 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Superburn (View user info) at 2004-08-10 14:01:53 EDT
This is the first battle of others I may post, So many are after my blood, but none will succeed. Here I am simply walking home from a party when the beast known to few as 'Provenelk' jumps out and attacks me. On with the battle.
Provenelk: **jumps out from bush with pointy stick** raaaaaaaa gimi all ya money!
Superburn: shoots with 9mm
Superburn: in the hip
Provenelk: **bleeds**
Provenelk: im...dying...
Superburn: **steals stick**
Superburn: muhaha
Provenelk: ah.. you... evil cunt... **trys to hit you but collapses**
Superburn: **dodges** haha bitch
Provenelk: **bites your trouser leg**
Provenelk: die bitch
Superburn: **kicks hard in jaw**
Superburn: **pulls out nail-bat**
Provenelk: ahh thuck i wost ma teef
Superburn: you wanna be scared now
Provenelk: nooo
Provenelk: **crawls back to bushes**
Provenelk: **throws tooth in your eyeball**
Superburn: ARGH!
Superburn: I cant see!!!
Provenelk: hehe
Superburn: **smacks nail bat on the ground trying to get you but missing every time**
Provenelk: ha ha ha whats the capital of thailand?...... bangkok!! **throws rock in your bollocks**
Superburn: haha
Superburn: **falls on ground bleeding dangerously from nutsack**
Provenelk: lol, muwahaha no more Uncle adams brother.
Provenelk: **wips his ass with stick**
Superburn: What the fuck? **dies**
Provenelk: ooops
Provenelk: c'mon wake up dude i was ony playin **pokes your corpse**
Superburn: RAAAAAAAAR!!!!
Provenelk: ahhhh!!
Superburn: **jumps up and slashes your head off with a mesamune**
Provenelk: **wonders wtf that is then dies**
A simple victory to Superburn!!!
User Reviews
Submitted by Provenelk <provenelk.at.msn.com> at 2004-09-17 05:31:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
God dam amazing fight we had
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-10 15:42:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Burn, bitch, burn.
Submitted by Burn (user info) at 2004-08-10 15:36:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
2 fuckin reviews come on bitches.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2004-08-10 14:15:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
du bist depp
denies mutter ist gut
dieter ist to0l
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-08-10 14:14:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
please stop the series now.