What should I name my new fat bastard of a hamster? (614 hits)
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Submitted by Jenny <jallen8.at.gmu.edu> (View user info) at 2004-08-10 16:23:51 EDT
These are the names I've come up with so far:
Gus
Marlon Brando
Leroy
Crisco
Rick James
Rambo
Trailer Trash
One Trick Pony
Chainsaw
MacGyver
Meatloaf
Rufus
Tater Tot
M.C. Hamster
Chunk
Any suggestions for a lil' lady? I'm trying to think of fat celebrities/rock stars...
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Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-08-11 04:09:50 EDT (#)
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Name it something that doesn't suck so much cock... like you do.
Submitted by i_disagree (user info) at 2004-08-11 03:56:24 EDT (#)
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tumor
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-08-11 00:36:36 EDT (#)
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Name it Dirty Sanchez.
Submitted by acrog (user info) at 2004-08-10 17:52:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Heimdallsman (user info) at 2004-08-10 17:13:16 (#)
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Special Patrol Group
HELL YES, SPG 'you complete bastard!'
Submitted by Heimdallsman (user info) at 2004-08-10 17:13:16 EDT (#)
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Special Patrol Group
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2004-08-10 17:04:45 EDT (#)
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tub o' lard
fat bastard
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-08-10 17:03:01 EDT (#)
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"Name it Jenny"
hahahahahahahahaha
ahhhhh HAHAHAHA.
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How about "waddles?"
Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2004-08-10 17:01:00 EDT (#)
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Call him Jenny.
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2004-08-10 16:53:56 EDT (#)
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Evel Kfuzzy
Submitted by Fluffhead (user info) at 2004-08-10 16:53:43 EDT (#)
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Name is Dog
my dog's name is moose
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2004-08-10 16:52:39 EDT (#)
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Stalin - He Who Rules With The Iron Paw.
Submitted by PornoGuyOntheCouch (user info) at 2004-08-10 16:51:45 EDT (#)
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Name it "baby".
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2004-08-10 16:50:27 EDT (#)
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Armstrong - The Model Rocket Test Pilot
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2004-08-10 16:49:14 EDT (#)
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Foreman Grill Tester
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2004-08-10 16:48:02 EDT (#)
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Ali
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-08-10 16:47:58 EDT (#)
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Blob Fart
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2004-08-10 16:47:33 EDT (#)
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Goodyear Tread Filler
Submitted by Anjie (user info) at 2004-08-10 16:46:44 EDT (#)
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Farley...
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2004-08-10 16:46:16 EDT (#)
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Zeus
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-08-10 16:46:09 EDT (#)
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Dinner
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2004-08-10 16:45:09 EDT (#)
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Tribble
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-08-10 16:44:55 EDT (#)
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seop
Sandy, eater of planets.
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2004-08-10 16:44:03 EDT (#)
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The Manchurian Critter
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2004-08-10 16:40:53 EDT (#)
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Colonel Hammy
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-08-10 16:40:23 EDT (#)
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Name it Jenny II, ya fatass loser.
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2004-08-10 16:38:45 EDT (#)
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Giblet the Ghey Rodent
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2004-08-10 16:37:07 EDT (#)
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Pickles
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2004-08-10 16:35:18 EDT (#)
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Jenny's Muff Pirate
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-08-10 16:33:38 EDT (#)
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BludKill The Ravisher
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-08-10 16:33:35 EDT (#)
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The Godfather.
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2004-08-10 16:33:27 EDT (#)
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S.O.M.A. - Spelunker Of Man Ass
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2004-08-10 16:31:34 EDT (#)
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Waddles
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2004-08-10 16:30:45 EDT (#)
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hamSTAR
Submitted by gamma (user info) at 2004-08-10 16:30:28 EDT (#)
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name it "-2"
or "-2 die"
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-08-10 16:29:42 EDT (#)
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jenny
Submitted by oxanar (user info) at 2004-08-10 16:28:49 EDT (#)
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Gere
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2004-08-10 16:27:10 EDT (#)
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jimbob joebob
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2004-08-10 16:27:05 EDT (#)
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Cockchops.
You know it makes sense.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-08-10 16:26:47 EDT (#)
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How about Peener?
Submitted by Socky (user info) at 2004-08-10 16:25:57 EDT (#)
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Name it SOCKY!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-08-10 16:25:33 EDT (#)
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Name it Muff.
Don't ask questions. Just do it.