Why I Am Voting for Kerry (519 hits)
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Submitted by Stratovarius <wuhoa.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-08-10 23:45:13 EDT
I am voting for Kerry because he is awesome.
He actually went to war, unlike that draft dodging pussy named Bush.
I'd rather have someone in office that has some balls.
At least Kerry had the balls to shoot himself in the foot 3 times (3 purple hearts) to get discharged, Bush just didn't show up for duty. Psh, what a pussy.
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Submitted by melissa <djsclu.at.pacbell.net> at 2004-10-24 21:36:27 EDT (#)
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I THINK KERRY IS A GOOD MAN, BUT HE'S NOT TOUGH ENOUGH TO SHOOT HIM SELF. I WANT KERRY TO WIN THE ELECTION!!!!!
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-08-11 12:53:55 EDT (#)
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You guys are missing the point, fuck Kerry, and fuck Bush.
Submitted by TheMidnight12AM (user info) at 2004-08-11 05:56:57 EDT (#)
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Pffffft.
Submitted by anderson (user info) at 2004-08-11 05:44:08 EDT (#)
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who gives a fuck... -2 because its not funny.
Submitted by Freight_Train (user info) at 2004-08-11 01:07:46 EDT (#)
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http://www.demsextrememakeover.com/
Submitted by Freight_Train (user info) at 2004-08-11 01:07:00 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-08-11 00:51:19 EDT (#)
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I agree. You know how many hamlets went unburned because Bush was fanning his balls in the national guard?
Submitted by cfeldhasu (user info) at 2004-08-11 00:36:28 EDT (#)
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Yeah well I will vote for Kerry but sometimes its like choosing the best of two evil's.
Read this article.
http://www.commondreams.org/headlines04/0806-03.htm
:)
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-08-11 00:19:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by optide (user info) at 2004-08-11 00:09:53 (#)
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yes, lets bring senate voting records up for question, because bush would lose, and lose badly
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Hmmm... maybe Bush would lose because he WASN'T IN THE SENATE.
Submitted by optide (user info) at 2004-08-11 00:09:53 EDT (#)
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yes, lets bring senate voting records up for question, because bush would lose, and lose badly
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-08-11 00:05:49 EDT (#)
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Oh yeah...
Thank GOD John Kerry was in Vietnam. They call that war "the good war".
Hell, we'd all be speaking GERMAN if we didn't go into Vietnam.
Submitted by Slapshot99 (user info) at 2004-08-11 00:01:53 EDT (#)
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So does mine....and its still clicking
Submitted by sterling96 (user info) at 2004-08-11 00:01:02 EDT (#)
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Vote Bush... at least he knows where he stands, and his record PROVES that. I honestly don't know how anyone can vote Kerry when his voting record in the Senate has done nothing but harm people.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-08-10 23:53:20 EDT (#)
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My service record pisses over both of theres. Vote Donkey.
Submitted by Kellio (user info) at 2004-08-10 23:48:12 EDT (#)
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Valid point. Kerry's service record pisses all over Bush's "service record".
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-08-10 23:47:33 EDT (#)
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Ok, one comment and a question.
Comment: Kerry didn't SHOOT himself three times.
Question: Do you like the Rambo movies?
Submitted by Socky (user info) at 2004-08-10 23:46:58 EDT (#)
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It was a joke?
Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-08-10 23:45:58 EDT (#)
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fucking moron.