Is that a penis under the door? (1674 hits)
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Submitted by Precision (View user info) at 2004-08-11 00:31:39 EDT
A couple of years ago, the greater Little Rock area experienced something quite unique to this area.....a serial flasher. I guess that's what you'd call it, actually, it turned out to be a group of flashers. ..An organized group of flashers, the police called it kind of a "club"...WTF???? I'd hate to attend one of those meetings.
Here is the scenario: this group of guys would go to one of the local shopping malls, into the MENS restroom, and whip their shit out and stick it under the stall door, wiggle it around and shout WOOOOOOO!!!!! Then they would run off before the person could react.
Now on to my story about my run in with one of these freaks.
It was a Sunday afternoon, I was sitting in the end stall at our local mall men's room, when all of the sudden I see feet below the door in front of me...then I see this guy get on his knees and stick his pecker under the door and scream WOOOHOOO!!!!! I absolutely freaked. I felt violated. The only thing I could think of was to lift my feet straight up in front of me, very fast...VERY hard.
Well, the tip of my cowboy boot caught his pecker just below the head, and crushed it against the bottom of the stall door. He fell on the floor, grabbing hold of his now flattened member, screaming in pain. I opened the door to find this man rolling on the floor with his hands firmly grabbing his crotch. I was laughing, he was crying like a little girl.
I went to the mall security office, and brought back a guard. The man was gone. The local police took a report, and that's the last I heard about it. Can you imagine going to the emergency room, what do you tell them?
Ummmmm....I got it caught in the car door....
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Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-17 16:32:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-02-17 16:22:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HA. the freethinkers tried to fuck your ratings too.
bunch of savages in this town.
Submitted by Holz (user info) at 2005-02-24 15:33:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-02-24 14:37:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm glad you linkwhored...this is fucking hilarious!
Submitted by fail (user info) at 2004-11-08 00:07:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good stuff. I actually laughed my ass off. There's just something about guys stuffing their stuff under stall doors.
Submitted by johnson (user info) at 2004-11-06 20:57:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
HOW TO RUIN YOUR RATINGS
Chapter One - Opposing the Freethinkers
Submitted by scoobidydoo2003 (user info) at 2004-11-06 20:56:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I HATE NON-FREETHINKERS!
Submitted by Anarchy (user info) at 2004-11-06 20:56:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You think you're so God damn cool, don't you.
JOIN THE FREETHINKERS!
Submitted by Socialist (user info) at 2004-11-06 20:55:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
All who mock the Freethinkers must be destroyed!
Submitted by Chronicles_of_College_Guy (user info) at 2004-11-06 20:55:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Enemy of the Freethinkers!
Submitted by Just_me_and_the_cats (user info) at 2004-08-11 11:46:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I didn't shout "WOOOOOO!" I shouted "WOOOOO-HOOOOOO!"
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-08-11 06:50:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Back when I was about 16 I worked at a 7-eleven.
We had a regular nightly flasher.
Full-on trenchcoat flasher in his 40's.
My co-worker was this hilarious 50-ish woman who worked the nightshift as a second job.
After a few nights of random flashings she made up scorecards and held them up as he flashed us.
The night she held up the cardboard sign saying -1.0 he never returned.
I saw more crazy happenings at that job .
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2004-08-11 06:37:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-08-11 06:30:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAR HAR PEENER!
No, really!
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2004-08-11 06:17:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
splendid
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-08-11 03:20:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was just about to suggest you should've stomped on his pecker, but you beat me to it. Bastard.
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2004-08-11 02:01:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Great...I will be in Little Rock for 5 days, starting Thursday. I guess I will stay away from public shitters during my stay
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2004-08-11 01:33:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Now I'm just all hot n bothered.
Submitted by Engenski (user info) at 2004-08-11 01:11:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......................................................this one time at band camp..........
Submitted by NAKEDMAMMAL (user info) at 2004-08-11 00:50:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
shit. that sounds more painful than fremulum rippage and anything more painful than fremulum rippage deserves a +2.
However - crushing the tip off someones cock is just inhumane.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-08-11 00:50:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It was Method.