Falco & I (1038 hits)
Category: Quotes & StoriesRating: 1.38 on 28 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Vanilla (View user info) at 2004-08-11 07:13:30 EDT
FALCO IS SO FREAKIN' AWESOME!!!
Ladies and Gentlemen, that was the suggested opening line for this post, kindly contributed by none other than Falco himself.
As some of you are aware...maybe, Falco and I are real life acquaintances. shock horror yes! That's right... Falco and I have enjoyed each others company for many a time now, without those pesky computer screens, cables, keyboards and mice... or mouses... whichever makes more sense.
To most, he's probably come of as a sarcastic, arrogant, wise arse, who thinks he's gods gift to women... and Samoan men, for those of you who have read that particular post.
...But guess what, there's more!
From knowing James the past... oh... 2 years, I've come to realise that I know very little about him, despite having gotten death threats and marriage proposals from him. He's one of those people you think you can figure out easily, probably because all you ever get out of him face to face is a bunch of wise cracks about anything and everything that can be mocked.
On the other hand, he's always been there to listen to me bitch and moan about what so and so said or did to me that made me sad. In that respect, he's very tolerant. I'm sure half of you would have strangled me if you knew me at 15. Although there have been times where I'm sure he would have been more than happy to trample all the air out of my body and feed me to the hungry Maori's... but we've always managed to get over it and move on with shit.
A sudden realisation dawned on me recently, and that was how much I respected and admired James for who he was. It's not often you come across a person who is so sure of what they're doing even if they don't always know where their going with it. He has a very strong character, and that part of him is rarely ever displayed, although it is always there in the background, no matter how subtle. So subtle in fact, that it's taken me up till know to fully realise how much strength he posses in all aspects of his personality.
James is smart. He's smart without being arrogant, or at least the arrogance wears away after some time. He's not the kind of person who would do something without a particular reason behind it,even if he refuses to admit that there is one. And hey... you guys have read his work, believe me... it's very difficult to find someone who is that articulate and that creative (not to mention talented) and that head strong where we live.
I'm writing this post for two reasons...
1) To show Falco that despite everything, I can say that I know him... and mean it.
And....
2) Because he made me...
Lol... but just going back to being serious for a minute... He is unlike anyone I have ever met before, and I know that I won't ever meet anyone quiet like him again. Every time we talk, he manages to surprise me with something he says, or a certain reaction to something I say. Or just generally, sometimes... his eating habits are amusing.
In conclusion... heres to you, Falco!
User Reviews
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-10-02 19:46:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Look at the cheeks on that guy!
Your's are pretty cute too. :P
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-08-25 02:23:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2004-08-25 02:12:46 (#)
Ranking: 2
I pray to God you guys are dating.
Otherwise...I fear I have no basis on which to live my life. The world is turning upside-down as we speak.
--------------------
Why do you say that?
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2004-08-25 02:12:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I pray to God you guys are dating.
Otherwise...I fear I have no basis on which to live my life. The world is turning upside-down as we speak.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-08-25 01:51:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"Lol... but just going back to being serious for a minute..."
That line just ruined my whole day. I don't know if it was the awkward looking 'Lol' or maybe the unnecessary "..." but I feel poisoned now. What's the name for those things anyway? ...? Is it esthetidian or something like that.
Submitted by Spookster (user info) at 2004-08-25 01:27:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2004-08-25 01:26:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Falco is hot.
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-08-25 01:16:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
5feet
Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2004-08-18 09:55:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Who cares?
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-08-18 09:48:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yes yes yes but how big is his penis?
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-08-15 00:50:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yay, im unbanned
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-08-12 00:01:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-08-11 22:46:06 (#)
Ranking: -2
What was that totally fag hit you had back in the big 80's, Falco?
Oh ...yeah...that's right...Der Komissar.
How gay.
*-**********
Are you gay cunt, is that all you have to say? Its funny how you know the title of the song.
The faggot is a biggot!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-08-11 22:46:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What was that totally fag hit you had back in the big 80's, Falco?
Oh ...yeah...that's right...Der Komissar.
How gay.
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-08-11 22:43:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Falco makes me laugh.
Submitted by I_Have_A_Vanilla_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-11 22:39:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Mmmmmmmm sexual energy flowing
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-08-11 17:30:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Schlongy you stupid asscake begone!
She can suck whatever of mine she wants!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-08-11 09:51:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ass kissing is so unbecoming of you, baby.
Unless you're actually planting those lips directly on my shiny , white, hard as steel, ass cheeks.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-08-11 09:18:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I would totally hit that hottie on the right.
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-08-11 08:35:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by DlESEL (user info) at 2004-08-11 08:17:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
whos the hot chick on the right?
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-08-11 07:50:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am awesome it appears.
My awesomeness is only rivalled by my modesty!
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-08-11 07:49:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd do you...
...falco!
Just kidding ;) I'm not ghey menz (I hate that phrase).
Submitted by digsy (user info) at 2004-08-11 07:47:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
To be honest, I don't care. This should have been in an email to him. This site is getting worse. CAN I PLEASE HAVE SOMETHING GOOD TO READ?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-08-11 07:47:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Falco, you better tap that ass - shes screaming for your cock
Submitted by Bart. (user info) at 2004-08-11 07:39:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you two are cute together, get it on and send me pics
bart.at.cilfone.com
Submitted by Uncle_Jesse (user info) at 2004-08-11 07:35:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Girl i'd hug you all day!
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-08-11 07:34:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
He lives in my shed.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2004-08-11 07:32:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because it's nice to see some motherfuckers around here getting along.
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-08-11 07:24:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"To most, he's probably come of as a sarcastic, arrogant, wise arse, who thinks he's gods gift to women... and Samoan men, for those of you who have read that particular post. "
AHAHAHAHA! Im like the nicest guy evar!