Bitchy teachers, stupid Boers, and a computer virus (547 hits)
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Submitted by Walsareck (View user info) at 2004-08-11 07:44:24 EDT
I used to go to a Private School, one of those that are pure evil. I used to be at the top of the class in every subject, and had the respect of ALL of the students.
This story starts on a regular Tuesday morning. Regular meaning that I get up, and check the time, only to find that the clock was laughing at me. 8 o'clock.
"Thanks for the warning!" I muttered, as I got dressed in my over-sized uniform, in which if you sit down, the fly makes it look like you have a conastant, mammoth boner. I got to school just as the bell rang... Ahh, good work, Walsareck - you MADE IT!!!
I rock upto form class, to find that there was a "Uniform Inspection" going on. I stood in the line as this teacher who looks like a dragon walked up and down the ranks... And stops in front of me.
Note to self: This school is FUCKING STRICT!!! The Dragon told me "You are wearing the incorrect socks! Considering this is a first offence, I shall let you off." Yay. At my school, they send you home for improper uniforms. I was wearing long pants, so how she saw my socks in the first place remains a mystery to this day.
I then proceeded to walk to my computer class. Excellent - Visual Basic Programming!!! That was the topic of the day. I took my seat as usual, attempting to log into the CIA-of-a-school-network that was setup. My account had been deleted. No matter, I got to share PC's with someone else. Some girl from South Africa.
After a brief exchange of words, she accused me of being a Nazi, and I called her a Boer. The score was equal - except for the fact that my IT Teacher was a feminist communist bitch...
Well, she couldn't complain, until she saw the title of the EXE file I was making - coinsidentally called "hehehehehe". She now had a MASSIVELY remote reason to bitch off at me - there was a new virus on the market at that time by the same name as my excecutable file.
I was at the Principal's office faster than I could blink. I denied the charges, but, because I am so brilliant with computers, and because I am an Australian, it was only fair for a Kangaroo Court and immediate assumption of guilt.
After I returned from my suspension, that Boer girl had apparently accused me of sexual harassing her... Well, I went straight to the Principal to get it sorted out, only to find that someone had beaten me to him. Another few days off of school.
Then when my second suspended sentence was complete, I was greeted with glee by my friends. I thought it might be a good time to catch up on my work. This was not to be so - all of the examination for the term had already been completed, a fortnight before the end of the term. WTF?!?!? I was confused, and asked if it were possible to do my assessment then and there. Yes was my answer. Maybe things were going to turn out alright after all? Wrong - I was accused of cheating.
I once again denied the charges - but the theory is if you are defensive, you must be guilty.
I once again recieved another little holiday.
When I got back to school again, I was greeted by a rather large bundle of letters addressed to my parents. I opened them during form class, only to find about 6 "Formal Detention Notices", some bill for something I didn't even do, and some shitty administrative charge for getting me a Traineeship, although I didn't even get the damn thing.
"What the HELL IS ALL OF THIS CRAP!?!?!?"
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You can guess what happens next.
User Reviews
Submitted by cock_whistle (user info) at 2004-08-11 08:37:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, I Must Be Wrong, There Is Not Super Secret Here... I Look Elsewhere.
Submitted by Walsareck (user info) at 2004-08-11 08:35:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WTF is the "Super Secret"?
Submitted by cock_whistle (user info) at 2004-08-11 08:16:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I Sense The Super Secret Here! Have I Found It??
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2004-08-11 07:55:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"What the HELL IS ALL OF THIS CRAP!?!?!?"
Wow, talk about coincidences.
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-08-11 07:45:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
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