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The Human Brain Versus The Microprocessor (Long) (1219 hits)

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Submitted by Fetish put Lojo's name here again. (View user info) at 2004-08-11 10:18:17 EDT


Just a warning: This is long and requires thought. While not a prerequisite for reading this, superficial knowledge of psychology and microprocessors will be helpful. This is not like what I usually post here. Those expecting a shit joke or more proof that Bargled is a doucherag should click the back button.

So there I was sitting in the library doing my homework. Typical boring shit, solving seventh order ordinary differential equations by hand. Let me tell you, this sucks. Once I finish that, I remember I have to learn about microprocessors.

I grab a book on the Motorola 68000 series. After reading about a hundred pages, I realized that this too sucks. I think I have enough to write my shitty one page busywork paper. So I look around the library. I remember that libraries make Corn Nugget shit. Why is that?

Then I spy it. DSM-IV. I remember that from psych class. Let us crack it open. I read that too. So in the same sitting I have read about the human brain and the computer's brain. Interesting.

If you have not already drop'd a -2 No Comment, you are wondering where old Fetwad is going with this. As I sit there, I have this startling revelation. While the microprocessor does not function in the same way as the brain and microprocessor architecture is very different from the neural networks that make up the brain; we can treat psychological impairments in much the same manner as problems that arise in a microprocessor-based system.

You are going to have to work with me here, this is kind of reaching, but to me it makes sense. I am going to draw some parallels between the functionality of the brain and the microprocessor. I will not discuss the differences in the internal architecture of either. We will treat both as a black box made from both hardware and software, and ignore the differences in how digital logic and neural networks do their jobs. We will also ignore the difference between the Von Neumann and Harvard microprocessor architectures. It is not important to this little thought.

With a microprocessor, it is fairly clear what hardware and software is. The hardware is the individual components and the connections that interconnect them. Software is the instructions that tell the hardware what to do. In the case of a microprocessor, those instructions are put there by a person. With the exception of artificial intelligence, which we will not consider, it cannot program itself.

Now let us separate the human brain in the same manner. We can view the hardware as the individual brain cells, along with the chemical and electrical signals that connect them. Software is the instructions that tell this mass of cells what to do. Some software is genetic (think firmware, like BIOS on a PC), some software is learned, and some software is the result of thought. Unlike the microprocessor, the brain can write its own software.

There seems to be some debate on whether a medical or psychological approach is appropriate for treating mental illness. I say both have their places. Let us look at a few scenarios. Hardware problem, software fix. Hardware problem, hardware fix. Software problem, hardware fix. Software problem, software fix.

First is the hardware problem, with software fix. Let us look at a hypothetical microprocessor situation. An engineer designs a system that interfaces a display with a microprocessor. The prototype works well. He gives the job of connecting the system together to a less than qualified individual. Due to his incompetence, when AlahAckbar hooks everything up he swaps two data lines. Now the display just shows garbage. Instead of having Alah fix the systems, and risk fucking something else up, our star engineer changes the software to swap those data lines. This way two wrongs do make a right. The problem is this: What if next time Alah gets it right? Now the software is wrong!

Now let us look at a similar problem in terms of the human brain. Imagine that a person has a low level of serotonin in the brain. Traditional psychotherapy attempts to "reprogram" the mind. In this case, no amount of "happy talk" will correct the problem. It is as if our boy Alah forgot to connect some of the data lines in our other example. No amount of software changes can fix this; we need to repair the connections! This is why psychotherapy should fail; there is no software fix for this hardware problem!

Next is the hardware problem, hardware fix. Going back to Alah and his fucked up system, we simply get a more competent technician, like KoolMang, to fix the fuckup. Now everything works fine. Everyone is happy.

Remember our defective brain? The one that was lacking the serotonin... What if by some magical method, we could raise serotonin levels? This would be a hardware fix to a hardware problem. We can do just that with an SSRI. (Read Zoloft, Paxil) In this case, the fix matches the problem type and things work out well.

Now we have a software problem, with a hardware fix. Back to our microprocessor system. This time our star engineer forgot to send the signal to turn on the display. This time Alah, who has recently been schooled by the much wiser KoolMang, decides to just connect that signal to always be on. Now it works. Or does it? What if the system needs to turn off the display? It cannot. Alah fixed the symptom, not the problem. (Maybe someday KoolMang can learn the boy to do something right. He is making progress.)

How does this extend to the human brain? Imagine a traumatic experience occurs and creates some sort of mental problem. The brain has effectively been "reprogrammed" by the traumatic experience. In this case, there is nothing wrong with the hardware as everything is wired correctly. We could use our SSRI again, possibly some barbaric method such as shocking the person, or maybe give them a sedative. All of these approaches fail, because the problem is software, not hardware! Why "fix" what isn't broke? In this case, behavioral therapy may be the correct option.

Let us see a software problem, with software fix. Returning to our display system with the bad software problem, this time our star engineer realizes he botched the code and fixes it. (Like an engineer is ever wrong, it is always the technician!) Problem solved!

Now we have our human brain equivalent. Instead of medicating the person with the traumatic event, we realized that the behavior is a learned behavior. So... We try behavior modification to effectively "reprogram" the brain. While not all behaviors can be changed, we at least have a chance.

Both hardware and software methods can be combined in practice. This is true of both the microprocessor system and the human brain. It seems that most problems have both hardware and software components. However, it is helpful to recognize the nature of the problem. For someone with an engineering background, like me, drawing these parallels between software/hardware and learned/chemical problems seemed to make sense. Your mileage may vary.


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Submitted by fake_bargled (user info) at 2004-09-07 07:04:59 EDT (#)
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Mo Comment

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I like your posts

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I'm sorry. I won't spam you anymore. It was wrong of me. I realy am sorry.

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Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-20 07:02:56 EDT (#)
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Forcing Rating to be recalculated. Again...

Submitted by Charred (user info) at 2004-08-17 09:58:13 EDT (#)
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Psychology doesn't consider architecture of the human brain.

Psychology = Human Mind, Processes, Behaviour
Neuroscience = Human Brain Architecture, Biochemical Makeup

The architecture of the human brain, scientifically speaking, is infinitely more complex than the architecture of a comparatively simple microprocessor.

Took you a lot of words to draw a couple of rather flat and uncompelling parallels

Still, at least it's of a higher IQ than the uber standard.

Submitted by indigogecko (user info) at 2004-08-17 09:10:11 EDT (#)
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interesting reading, applause from the scientist in the corner.

Submitted by Timmah (user info) at 2004-08-17 09:07:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-17 08:58:01 EDT (#)
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Everything you ever wanted to know about ed_the_duck
User id: 11344
Registered on or around: 2004-08-17 07:11:14
# Messages posted: 1
# Reviews written: 2
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 12
# Hits: 50
Average rating of all messages: -2.00
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Need I say more?

Submitted by ed_the_duck (user info) at 2004-08-17 08:06:09 EDT (#)
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Wow, interesting. I was more intrigued the last time i took a shit, but there you go. Post this shit someowhere else.

Submitted by Commie_bastard (user info) at 2004-08-16 19:56:39 EDT (#)
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Forcing Rating to be recalculated.

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Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2004-08-11 17:49:47 (#)
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This was excellent. The jokes at Alah's expense were actually funny. The thesis made sense. It was interesting.


Write more stuff like this, Fetish.

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A lot of psychiatrists throw medication at their patients as if any mental disorder is simply a chemical imbalance. Most people who get these meds thrown at them insist that it's not that simple, and in my experience, they're usually right. I like your analogy with hardware vs software - it's an idea I've sort of toyed with myself.

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-12 21:34:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-08-12 13:05:14 (#)
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Kent Weirdo makes me look like ohlookasquirrel.
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Funny!

Submitted by Vengance (user info) at 2004-08-12 20:45:58 EDT (#)
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Vengance is mine sayeth the Lord.

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Kent Weirdo makes me look like ohlookasquirrel.

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Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2004-08-11 19:26:33 (#)
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Just another shit hate post.
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Wah...
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It's just like you to start whining.

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I think he meant that you were the fucking crybaby, you closet faggot. I bet you want to suck Fetish off, because you're so obsessed with him.

Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2004-08-12 04:44:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2004-08-11 19:26:33 (#)
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Just another shit hate post.
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Wah...
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It's just like you to start whining.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-08-12 00:34:18 EDT (#)
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I hope you drown in the toilet you crawled out of.

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-11 21:19:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2004-08-11 19:26:33 (#)
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Just another shit hate post.
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Wah...

Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2004-08-11 19:26:33 EDT (#)
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Just another shit hate post.

Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2004-08-11 17:49:47 EDT (#)
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This was excellent. The jokes at Alah's expense were actually funny. The thesis made sense. It was interesting.


Write more stuff like this, Fetish.

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-11 17:33:26 EDT (#)
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-2 (principle)

Submitted by heater (user info) at 2004-08-11 16:39:52 EDT (#)
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Brain overloading. Can't think. Meltdown eminent. Too. Much. Heat!!!

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-11 15:13:05 EDT (#)
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Tom, I just farted and even it provided more entertainment value than you do.

Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-08-11 15:11:14 EDT (#)
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You can't even write one paragraph without being a festering vagina, can you? As someone down there below me mentioned, how DO you shit on other peoples' writing when THIS is the BEST you can come up with? This is the most well-planned piece of shit I have ever seen put on this website. Congratulations, Fetish. I have to hand it to you. Not many can do what you have done.

Now if you will excuse me, I have to print this out and take a huge, messy, Del Taco-enduced shit. Thanks for the toilet paper, buddy.

Submitted by maryjane (user info) at 2004-08-11 15:05:18 EDT (#)
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No Comment

Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-08-11 15:04:39 EDT (#)
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Facts:

-AJ is gay
-AlahAckbar is a sand nigger
-everyone who hates Fetish is a faggot who secretly wants to fuck him

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-11 14:55:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by cacodemon (user info) at 2004-08-11 14:54:12 (#)
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You mean camping on your own posts is the secret to high hits? MVA, here I come!
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There's a few others to master...

Submitted by cacodemon (user info) at 2004-08-11 14:54:12 EDT (#)
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You mean camping on your own posts is the secret to high hits? MVA, here I come!

Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2004-08-11 14:47:08 EDT (#)
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Retard. That's why you have so many hits- you keep camping out on posts with which the general public who have long since lost interest. Sad, really.

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-11 14:38:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-08-11 12:07:09 (#)
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This was fantastic, even though I'm hopelessly biased because I'm an engineer and I was trained on the 6800HC11 and 6800HC12. If you ever need assembly language written for one, I"m your man.
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That's a good thing, I'm more of a PIC man myself. If I come across an HC11, I might have to hit you up for some code.

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-11 14:37:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2004-08-11 12:44:40 (#)
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Fet-Daddy, was this really you? It was well-thought out, had comic relief, and came to a conclusion. <Sniff> I'm going to cry.
Please post more coherent stuff like this in the future.
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Yes it was me. Notice the rating, that's why I post shit jokes. Why bother thinking?

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-11 14:36:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-08-11 11:42:25 (#)
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Hey Fetish, are we going to do this, or what?

Don't be a pussy.
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Pipe down Gay-Jay. I don't have time to wait on your measly reply, I had shit I had to do, and the T3 to the school got cut. (I can only play on Uber at the house now...)

Submitted by Gnome (user info) at 2004-08-11 14:33:07 EDT (#)
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close. the best stuff tries to imitate nature, but there's just no way. the electronic brain (processor) is better in that it isn't flawed or influenced by emotion. it's pure logic and input in directly results in the output. but there's no creativity.

Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-08-11 14:26:17 EDT (#)
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This was friggen hilarious.

I what you're driving at with the microprocessors is true because they are man made. Our technology immitates ourselves, especially when it comes to machines of logic.

Cool post.

Submitted by gamma (user info) at 2004-08-11 14:10:46 EDT (#)
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No Comment

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-08-11 13:55:33 EDT (#)
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You know, the arguement between the brain and microprocessor struck me as very interesting.


It reminds me of that age-old question of analog vs digital. Of course digital will win, but its like wood vs electricity.

You should compare the two or something. By the way, nice change of pace. This should be rated positively, because it wasn't a hate post, it just had AlahAckbar as the inexperienced technician and Koolmang as the more experienced one.

Submitted by CanucksFan (user info) at 2004-08-11 13:34:30 EDT (#)
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I'm going to be the bigger man and give your post what it deserves.

Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2004-08-11 12:44:40 EDT (#)
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Fet-Daddy, was this really you? It was well-thought out, had comic relief, and came to a conclusion. <Sniff> I'm going to cry.
Please post more coherent stuff like this in the future.

Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2004-08-11 12:25:53 EDT (#)
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wow, thats like deep man

Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-08-11 12:18:08 EDT (#)
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No Comment

Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-08-11 12:07:09 EDT (#)
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This was fantastic, even though I'm hopelessly biased because I'm an engineer and I was trained on the 6800HC11 and 6800HC12. If you ever need assembly language written for one, I"m your man.

Submitted by Gnome (user info) at 2004-08-11 11:52:44 EDT (#)
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can't give you a negative because it was thought out. however it's old news.

they've already been growing grey matter, like the stuff we use, in magnetic fields so that instead of all the random synapses they're all lining up in specific patterns. if this takes off they'll be growing the futures harddrives.

and while the motorolla 68000 series continues....sadly, the 68000 itself was discontinued as of a couple years ago....<sniff>

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-08-11 11:42:25 EDT (#)
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Hey Fetish, are we going to do this, or what?

Don't be a pussy.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-08-11 11:39:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

O Great Fetish, you must be some kind of super occult master to know so much about my life. I mean, seeing that you've met me on the internet on a website which is not even in my first language.

Look, I'd like to stay here and argue with you for hours to give you the 'heat' you so desperatly need (god knows why) but I feel a psychiatrist would be more fit for the job. Yes, a psychiatrist. For medication.

Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2004-08-11 11:31:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-08-11 11:25:44 (#)
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I like how Fetish always camps on his posts, giving them heat.

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-11 11:28:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-08-11 11:26:30 (#)
Ranking: -2

Plenty fetish, plenty. I just really don't have much thoughts for you.
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You've never had an original thought in your life.

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-11 11:28:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-08-11 11:26:30 (#)
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Plenty fetish, plenty. I just really don't have much thoughts for you.
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You've never had an original though in your life.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-08-11 11:26:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Plenty fetish, plenty. I just really don't have much thoughts for you.

Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-08-11 11:25:44 EDT (#)
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I like how Fetish always camps on his posts, giving them heat.

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-11 11:24:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-08-11 11:21:33 (#)
Ranking: -2
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Have you ever had a thought of your own?

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-08-11 11:21:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-08-11 10:30:19 (#)
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Hey Fetish? Remember when I posted that long story, and you just -2'd it because
"Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-02 12:18:27 (#)
Ranking: -2

Too fucking long."????

Remember that?

I bet you thought I was going to -2 it because it was too fucking long, huh?

Nope! I read it. And I was actually quite interested in it.

Then I realized that it was just another one of your hate posts.



Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-11 11:20:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Cryopaul (user info) at 2004-08-11 11:19:39 (#)
Ranking: 2

Good read. It's good to see other nerd-like thinkers out there. I think the human brain is the greatest example of analog technology.
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Finally someone that got it. The brain is analog, not digital, but they both perform similiar tasks.

Submitted by Cryopaul (user info) at 2004-08-11 11:19:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Good read. It's good to see other nerd-like thinkers out there. I think the human brain is the greatest example of analog technology.

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-08-11 11:19:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Alright, you pick the title then.

It makes no difference to me.

Same rules as UberMadness will apply (no using your hundred alters).

Oh, and the title has to be something flexible... no titles like, "Reasons I'm a Lonely Internet Asshole With No Life Who Talks About Wanting to Suck People's Piss." You could take me with that one.

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-11 11:16:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-08-11 11:14:00 (#)
Ranking: -2

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

Okay, asshole, you're on.

I'll give you a title later on this week.
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You don't choose the title. I guess you're planning on being the sole judge too? Or maybe your biased boy Tom?

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-08-11 11:14:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

Okay, asshole, you're on.

I'll give you a title later on this week.

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-11 11:09:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-08-11 11:08:40 (#)
Ranking: -2

Fetish, anytime you want to have a postduel, you just let me know.

Don't be a fucking pussy.
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I'd beat you hands down.

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-08-11 11:08:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Fetish, anytime you want to have a postduel, you just let me know.

Don't be a fucking pussy.

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-11 11:06:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-08-11 11:04:17 (#)
Ranking: -2

I read it, and I can't believe you shit on other people's writing when this is the best you can come up with, with what looks like a great deal of effort.

This sounds like it was written by a freshman in high school.
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Freshman in high school, that still exceeds your shit by a large margin.

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-08-11 11:04:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I read it, and I can't believe you shit on other people's writing when this is the best you can come up with, with what looks like a great deal of effort.

This sounds like it was written by a freshman in high school.

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-11 10:56:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-08-11 10:32:30 (#)
Ranking: -2

And I actually thought you were going somewhere with this.

You're such a fucking nerd.
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You didn't even read it. Wah, wah, wah. Fetish gives me -2s cuz I suck...

Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-08-11 10:47:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

you know why

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-11 10:44:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by hcp28 (user info) at 2004-08-11 10:40:33 (#)
Ranking: -2

People have been saying the microprocessor is modeled after the human brain for years. So what is your point?
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You missed the point. That's not what I said. Go back to KoolMang's posts, where he makes a fool out of you daily.

Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2004-08-11 10:44:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

you = XT

Submitted by hcp28 (user info) at 2004-08-11 10:40:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

People have been saying the microprocessor is modeled after the human brain for years. So what is your point?

Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-08-11 10:33:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

What's a Fetwad?

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-08-11 10:32:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

And I actually thought you were going somewhere with this.

You're such a fucking nerd.

Submitted by cshape (user info) at 2004-08-11 10:30:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

I've seen better

Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-08-11 10:30:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Hey Fetish? Remember when I posted that long story, and you just -2'd it because
"Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-02 12:18:27 (#)
Ranking: -2

Too fucking long."????

Remember that?

I bet you thought I was going to -2 it because it was too fucking long, huh?

Nope! I read it. And I was actually quite interested in it.

Then I realized that it was just another one of your hate posts.



Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-08-11 10:27:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

GODDAMIT!

You were making a great analogy until you had to start talking about Koolmang.

Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2004-08-11 10:26:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

ummmmm.... okay?


He gets it from your side of the family, you know. No monsters on my
side.

-- Homer Simpson
Treehouse of Horror II