Laser TAg Revenge... A Conclusion to Go-cart Road Rage (796 hits)
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Submitted by plushpeach <kristineethomas.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-08-11 15:13:47 EDT
*This is a continuation of the post from yesterday. I don't know how to link to it but if you'd like to know what this is about search for "Go Cart Road Rage". It's a little long, thus the need for two parts to the story. Enjoy.*
As I followed the witch from car d3 I formulated my plan. Merciless dominance in the field of battle was about to take place.
We all got our gear and had the rules explained to us by a pimply faced teenager by the name of Todd. His voice continuing to drone on and on the one thing that stood out was that he repeated several times in a loud voice, "there will be no running in the tag room. DO NOT run while the game is in play. Serious injury can occur if you are careless and run while the game is in play. So DO NOT RUN!"
An evil smirk crossed over my face as he said this, I was envisioning the three-foot letters stating "no bumping cars". He first lead in the red team, escorted them to their "home base". It was soon our turn. As we entered green teams home base I just knew that this was going to be fun. Too bad this wasn't paint ball. You can do some real damage with paint ball, but I would make do with what I had.
The music started and the game was on! I immediately headed out and swung to my left. There she was. She didn't see me yet but I had a good shot and took it. Her vest lit up like a menorah in December. She screeched out "What the fuck! Who the fuck shot me?" A giggle of glee escaped my lips as I came closer. She turns and ran back toward her base, yes! She still didn't know I was behind her. I waited until her lights stopped flashing and hit her again. This was almost too easy.
I continued to stalk her silently moving between pillars and walls. My next move was going to be a good one. It had to be timed perfectly. There was no room for error. Like a cheetah I sprang on her when she once again was able to participate in the game. But before I could get to her I watched as she ran over some little kid from my team. Literally knocking the tyke out of the way she barreled towards another team member. That's when it got ugly. Seeing what she was up to I quickly adjusted my game plan.
I darted around the corner and stealthily crept up to where I knew she would be coming. I could hear the thunder of her steps approaching, sounding like the drums of doom. I timed her and at the last second stepped into her path and slammed her into the wall. She went down hard, squawking like a rhino. Before she could move I shot her, penalizing her for 15 seconds. She gaped at me with her mouth open for about 3 of those 15 before she yelled, "You bitch!"
"Sorry", I replied, "but you really should be more careful!" I then took off to circle back around for her. To my surprise she wasn't where I thought she would be. 'Up for a challenge eh?' I thought to myself as I scanned the horizon searching for my target. Then I spotted her. Once again she was terrorizing a small teammate of mine. This bitch is going down in flames!
I ran up behind her and accidentally bumped into her. She swung around but before she could fire I tagged her again. So far she had two confirmed kills to my three. Smiling I shrugged my shoulders and took off. Giving her a last look at my smirk before hiding behind another wall. She followed me and started to turn my way, she seemed to be debating whether I had turned the corner or gone straight through. She fell right into my trap, once again starting to run around the corner where I was hiding. That's when she fell again.
"Oops! Boy you really suck at this game dontcha?" the look on her face was priceless, and at that moment I took my shot. Now she was turning red in the face, and sputtering at me incoherently. I just grinned and walked away.
The time was drawing short and I knew precious few seconds remained for me to do some more damage. So with that thought I ran off, leading her into the trap that waited. By now she was getting the idea that I was after her. So she slowly approached the area she had last seen me run to. With less than ten seconds in the game I knew that this was my last shot. It had to be good. It had to let her know that winning isn't everything. She darted around the corner yelling like a wild woman.
And then I hit her in the face with my gun. Butt end of the rifle. I think I might have broken it. There was a lot of blood. I didn't realize that a plastic toy could do so much damage. I tried not to laugh but she screamed like a bitch.
"Oooh! That's gotta hurt!" And then the bell rang. The game was over. She proceeded to storm out and call the manger. Uh-oh. This wasn't such a good idea after all...
The manger came out to talk to her. Because I was still turning in my gear I was caught like a deer in the headlights. With nowhere to run I figured I might as well face the music. The manager approached me and asked me to come with him to his office. He had heard her story and was asking me what my side of it was. This was what I said.
"Well, you see sir, this lady was running during the game. She was knocking other people down and I guess she and I bumped into each other several times. I was the only one who wasn't small enough for her to knock over. And with all the lights and noises I couldn't see her too well."
"Whad abou by dose?" she whined. "I fingk is bwoken."
The manger then looked at me for an explanation.
"I'm sorry about her nose but as the buzzer was ringing I was taking my gun off of my shoulder when she ran around the corner like a crazy person screaming that she was going to get me. I guess I was startled and raised the gun in defense. She must have run into it."
The manger just looked at her with disgust and said that he was sorry that it had happened, and could he offer her a free day pass for her trouble.
She screeched something unintelligible and stalked off. He then turned to me and told me he knew exactly what had happened. It seemed that she was known for her actions of winning at all costs. And that it just so happened she picked someone who was bigger and faster to pick on today. But then he added that I couldn't behave in that manner in his store in the future.
What? Future? I was allowed back? They weren't going to haul me away for assault?? Yep that's right! Not only was all of that not happening but I also got a free day pass! Whoo-hoo! Of course now the staff calls me "Bruiser". But nicknames are a sign of affection right? Justice prevailed! A new American hero is born!
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Submitted by xenon (user info) at 2004-09-15 14:32:39 EDT (#)
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Rock on!
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-08-11 17:22:07 EDT (#)
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You sound hot.
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Submitted by plushpeach (user info) at 2004-08-11 16:31:45 EDT (#)
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Thanks for the help BB!! I'm such a dolt sometimes! And vicious with a toy gun... :)
Submitted by Gnome (user info) at 2004-08-11 16:21:32 EDT (#)
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well i was a little concerned at how you would finish such a good post from yesterday, but well done.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2004-08-11 15:43:47 EDT (#)
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YES!! I was hoping for this kind of resolution after reading yesterday's post. Good shit!!
Submitted by runninginplace (user info) at 2004-08-11 15:36:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by NNims (user info) at 2004-08-11 15:34:48 EDT (#)
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BOOYA!!!
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-08-11 15:24:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-08-11 15:22:05 EDT (#)
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Two thumbs up.
Action, revenge, violence, and getting away with it all in one post.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-08-11 15:16:42 EDT (#)
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Just type out the http://www. part to make a link, It turns blue automatically.
Here:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/41235