Hi everyone! Would you like to hear about my band? : ) (937 hits)
Category: Sound & MusicRating: 1.28 on 35 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Socky <master_socky.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-08-11 15:40:35 EDT
Hi! It's me, Socky! Bart, are you going to make that sock icon for me? It would be a really really really nice thing to do!!! : )
Anyway, I though you might like to know about my really cool band that I'm in! It's TONS of fun! Last weekend, my band and I went out and played at a bar and I had a bourbon on water! That's really cool because they didn't used to serve socks (like me) alcoholic beverages! Nifty!! It was great.
After we played our music (I do a little singing and music stuff) we all sat around and had dinner. I just had a small plate of cheese fries. My friend Pete says I'm just so dainty! Bubba says I'm a pussy though. I think Bubba was in jail for a while. He drives a motorcycle.
We drove home and sang songs by Queen. I was the only sock there, so I got a lot of attention! I guess they aren't use to singing, drinking, and life-like socks around are they? It was so much fun. Maybe one day I'll upload some band music! Wouldn't that be fun?
Oh, and I got some pictures of me doing music stuff! : )
See you guys later!
-Socky
User Reviews
Submitted by Peener (user info) at 2004-08-12 18:55:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Socky rules
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-08-12 01:33:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"What the fuck? Did I just put thought into rating a god damn sock?"
That was awesome.
Submitted by coley <notloggedin> at 2004-08-12 00:46:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I was gonna guess AJ.
I like socky.
my rating doesn't count, cause I'm not logged in.
The end.
Submitted by Socky (user info) at 2004-08-12 00:21:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fetish, I hate tah break it to ya buddy, but you're not really the poster-child for heterosexuality. : P
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-11 21:21:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Even if it's not Tom, it's still gay.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-08-11 20:48:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey, this shit ain't me. Nowhere in my house do any of these backgrounds occur.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-08-11 20:34:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Apparently being accused of ripping shit off is become common around here...I mean Jesus, It's a FUCKING SOCK PUPPET!!! We used to make these on our own as kids! I don't think this constitutes ripping off. It's like someone trying to say that every song with a 12 bar blues progression of chord 1, 4, and 5 is a rip off of a Blink-182 song...
At any rate...that said, I still don't necessarily see any great awesomeness in it. It was amusing enough for a 0 though.
Submitted by bigp0ppa (user info) at 2004-08-11 19:22:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
THE ONLY THING SOCKS SHOULD BE USED FOR IS FEET AND COCKS! STILL, VERY CREATIVE
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2004-08-11 19:13:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SOCK IT TO ME!! (Oh come on, someone had to say it.)
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-08-11 19:01:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love you. Marry me.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-08-11 18:48:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Socky for President.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-08-11 18:13:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I would sue for "plagerism".
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-08-11 17:33:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This series is majestic.
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-08-11 17:09:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Aight, I'm almost positive I know who this is due to one thing and one thing only: look of the webcam images.
Even before I read the reviews, the only people who's photos always look like this are tom and aj. After reading others' input, Ima go with tom.
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-08-11 17:00:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"What the fuck? Did I just put thought into rating a god damn sock? "
Why the hell do I find this so amusing?
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-08-11 16:51:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I used to think this was AJ or Sideburns, but now I realise this has Tom written all over it. Funny shit.
Submitted by abefroman42 (user info) at 2004-08-11 16:46:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
i smiled at your gayness
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-08-11 16:44:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This has to be tom.
It's tom.
I bet FIVE MILLION DOLLARS that it's tom.
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-08-11 16:29:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"Oh Suzanne Somers, star of Three's Company! I come from Argentina for a kiss for you from me!"
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-08-11 16:21:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-08-11 16:13:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
Rockin' out with your sock out.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-08-11 16:13:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Rockin' out with your sock out.
Submitted by gamma (user info) at 2004-08-11 15:50:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Will you allow me to perforate you with my joy rod and fill you with my manly fluids? Isn't that the only thing socks are good for?
Submitted by Cryopaul (user info) at 2004-08-11 15:49:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How come my socks are all holy and worn? Why can't they be as cool and original as socky? Maybe I just need new socks...Death to my socks...
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-08-11 15:48:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I would never put my hand in a sock that has had more than 15 sexual relations. Or a sock that was as dirty as that one.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-08-11 15:48:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love you. Marry me.
Submitted by Chief_Rugger (user info) at 2004-08-11 15:47:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Socky kicks f-in ass.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-08-11 15:47:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You sound cool, Sockey!
Submitted by wazzawazzayo (user info) at 2004-08-11 15:46:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck you Socky you fucking little bitch!
Submitted by AntiPastaChrist (user info) at 2004-08-11 15:46:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Socky is my hero
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2004-08-11 15:44:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I don't like wearing socks in the summertime.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-08-11 15:43:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
The more I think about it, Socky ain't bad.
For a cheap ripoff of Conan O'Brian he ain't.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-08-11 15:43:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
The nore I think about it, Socky ain't bad.
For a cheap ripoff of Conan O'Brian he ain't.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-08-11 15:43:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
SAVING MY +2 FOR THE SOCK PORN PHOTO COLLECTION.
You realize that you are nothing but a pale immitation...
http://www.edthesock.com/main.shtml
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2004-08-11 15:42:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Somehow the other 2 were better.
What the fuck? Did I just put thought into rating a god damn sock?
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-08-11 15:41:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Socky pwns all.