Just heard this on the radio, nearly fell out of my chair... (798 hits)
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Submitted by Just me and the cats (View user info) at 2004-08-11 18:09:44 EDT
I just heard an ad on the radio for a wood sealing/protecting product for use on outdoor decks and stuff. I missed the name of the product, but started laughing out loud when I heard what the company is using for a tag line:
"Your neighbors will be stopping by to admire your wood."
That's one hell of a sales pitch!
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Submitted by dwr_budr (user info) at 2004-08-12 02:50:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
There was a commercial playing on Howard Stern some time back for a furniture store called Sofa King.
Basically it went something like, "Our prices are so low, they're Sofa King low!" (give it a minute, sometimes it has to sink in...)
There was about a minutes worth of variations on that phrase.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2004-08-12 00:38:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
lane plumbing, a good place to take a leak
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2004-08-12 00:22:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I keep seeing a landscaping company truck drive by that says "Lawn and Order" on it...
Submitted by qwert_666 (user info) at 2004-08-11 21:24:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-08-11 20:46:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-08-11 18:54:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
You obviously don't know what a chore it is to have your wood on prominent display.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-08-11 18:34:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I like it when guys have great wood.
Submitted by Just_me_and_the_cats (user info) at 2004-08-11 18:32:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by hockyman (user info) at 2004-08-11 18:12:31 (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck you
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Umm... wtf?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-08-11 18:14:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
BFD...that happens to me all the time.
Submitted by hockyman (user info) at 2004-08-11 18:12:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck you
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-08-11 18:11:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Of course, this supposes that the neighbors can see your wood. From the street. Damn, that is impressive.