Sluts.....Bonggggg!!! (1008 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dirty HumorRating: 0 on 9 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Josh Roop <Roop0702.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-08-11 18:51:39 EDT
First of all i want to say fuck you to all you mother fuckers who dog people on their spelling, you all can just EAT A DICK!!!!
anyway....
Sluts, hmmm... what a wonderful word, yet a bad one also. In one hand you have them, and in one you dont. well, my story is mostly for the ones who fiend on sluts and love to have them to our convienince.
One hot summer on our senior trip none-the-less. we were in mazatlan... fuck i dont know how to spell it, but i bet you know what i am talking about. anyway, me and my friend luke were in a club scammin on all the muff, could damn near smell the femininity in that fucking place, smelled like guacamole and tuna fish, it was fucking awesome!!! well as i was getting a stock from the mexican fiesta that populated the place, the finest looking fucking girl came up to my friend luke and just WHAMMMMMM!!!!!! hand on his cock, no hello, no "whats up" just boom!! fist full of dollars!
They started goin at it like two mice in a wool sock. i mean, cmon, it may be mexico, but it aint no bordello, god damn....
anywho, as i was off to the side in fucking amazement as my friend was getting serviced by a piece of ass, i decided to test my ability. of course under any other circumstance (or back in the US) i would not have done this but hey cmon, the opportunity arose. as she was sucking him off, her beautiful ass was up in the air just saying, "COME TO ME!" so being me i dropped trow and just plunged right in her rectum. boy, that was a mistake. before my man suasage could even become fully submerged in chocalate pond, i got a glimpse of Mr. Slut, the bitch had a boyfriend. and while i am knee deep in shit (literally) i get coalcocked about 13 times before i could get my dick out. finally, ready for battle and bloodier than her tampon com D-Day, i spin around and VanDamme spin kick that muther fucker right upside his head, knocking him out cold. she see's the commosion....funny i just want to pause to bring to the obvious that when she is getting analy destroyed by Thundercock, God of all Dongs!! (ME) and me kicking the shit out of him, its obvious she has been in this situation before. anyway, she revives him and talks him into all of us running a train on her!
Funny how life works huh! GOD I LOVE SLUTS......BONGGGGG!!!!
User Reviews
Submitted by chopsuey04 (user info) at 2004-08-12 00:54:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hmm....this shit is funny despite the lack of punctuation and any rhyme or reason to the story. However, it was funny and the Van Damme roundhouse to the face was a good touch. Too bad i wasn't there, though. Oh wait, i am the luke that is referred to in here. Man that bitch could gobble a cock. She took it all and swallowed everything i gave her.
She's a slut........Bonggg!!!!
Submitted by GhostWriter (user info) at 2004-08-11 21:09:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
stupid story, but nice reference to Jay and Silent Bob in the title : )
Submitted by heater (user info) at 2004-08-11 20:45:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Heat is what the fuck I'm talking about!
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2004-08-11 20:28:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You can't even lie well. Bitch.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-08-11 19:35:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
you should be nicer to girls
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2004-08-11 19:15:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Whenever I play Scrabble I always end up with the word "Slut".
Submitted by DamienX (user info) at 2004-08-11 18:57:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Dude!
As if.
Lame.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2004-08-11 18:55:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
My ashtray has had more sex than you.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-08-11 18:55:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't read it, but the picture secured a +2.