Get Rich Fast! (758 hits)
Category: Business & FinancialRating: 1.5 on 3 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by <icyfireball2001.at.aol.com> (View user info) at 2002-07-25 10:01:22 EDT
XXX has decided to make a get rich scheme. It seems that people are getting rich off television programs and such. I've been planning for a few weeks on a flawless program.
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Basically, it's about a group of young people (21-24 years old), that have to live together in a house somewhere in Chicago, Seattle, or some other overrated piece of shit city (God bless America). They drop the act and put up another one, then claim it to be real. The "real" act is being mean and dropping the whole "fake" nice person act.
I think I'll call this show.. The Real World. After I get enough seasons done, I'll make a one shot special that has enough episodes to form ten seasons, and call it battle of the seasons. I'll be sure to have it air on MTV (Music Television), because it makes perfect sense. A show about "The Real Word" which has nothing to do with music.
I have other suggestions for others that want to get rich as well. Make a show called Bachelorettes In Afghanistan. It puts a group of old women in a third world country and try to get married before time runs out... before time runs out, and the get captured by terrorists and killed on the spot. Here's a good idea, air it on Fox.
You can as well make another program airing on the food network. Call it Iron Chef. I mean, what will get higher ratings than a show about food, while most of America are four-hundred pound Rosie O'donnels and pregnant Ricky Lakes? The answer is, SEX programs. I take it back. Sex doesn't sell, well all know that. Fuck me for being a stupid asshole that thinks sex sells. I had a Tom Green moment there. Excuse me while I suck milk from a cow's utter.
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Submitted by JDiggity (user info) at 2002-07-27 08:58:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Does anyone like me yet?"
Family guy was the one good thing left on TV, and they've stripped us of even that. What a sad, terrible world we live in.
Submitted by lodnem.at.yahoo.com at 2002-07-25 19:12:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i always wanted to do a television show about elderly people who go to the dmv to get their licenses renewed.
rather than them being real people, they would all be planted. none of them would be able to see, some would fall down and feign broken hips, other might have seeing eye dogs and portable respirators...all would get their licenses.
i thought it would funny to see the reactions of the real people in the room as they watch these old cooks get their license, but then i realized this happens anyway so good luck with your show, real world, i'm sure it will be a big hit. (providing all the people look like supermodels and some of them pretend their gay)
Submitted by JP_ (user info) at 2002-07-25 16:57:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
This is why I watch very little television.