Holy SHIT, dude, the Ultimate Couch Potato! (665 hits)
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Submitted by Just me and the cats (View user info) at 2004-08-12 05:41:13 EDT
Can't sleep, listening to the radio. Heard this story, don't want to sleep. Can't risk the nightmares...
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600-Pound Woman Dies After Being Surgically Removed From Couch
http://www.wftv.com/news/3643877/detail.html
UPDATED: 10:09 pm EDT August 11, 2004
STUART, Fla. -- A dramatic rescue ended tragically in Stuart, Florida, a rescue so difficult firefighters say they have never seen anything like it.
It happened late Tuesday night and early Wednesday morning at the home of a 600-pound woman who was having trouble breathing. Rescuers went in not knowing how difficult it would be to get her out. 40-year-old Gail Grinds was literally stuck to her couch and had to be removed surgically at the hospital.
Authorities estimate she had been on the couch anywhere from two to five years.
Martin County Fire amd Rescue crews faced what seemed to be an impossible mission. Everyone going inside had to wear protective gear. The stench was so powerful they had to blast in fresh air.
They tried to cut out the front door, but at four-and-a-half feet wide, it wouldn't work. They had to cut plywood since a normal stretcher wouldn't do.
An ambulance was too small, so they brought in a trailer to get her out. While rescue crews came up with a back-door rescue plan, detectives secured what had become a crime scene, questioning family members about how it got so bad.
Using planks, they loaded the woman on to the trailer, still attached to the couch. Removing her would be too painful, since her body is grafted to the fabric. After years of staying put, her skin has literally become one with the sofa and it must be surgically removed.
Detectives are investigating whether they have a case of neglect, or if it is simply a very sad story.
Grinds was taken to the Martin Memorial hospital where doctors removed her from the couch, but she died in spite of all the attempts to save her life.
Copyright 2004 by wftv.com.
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UberFloridians, got any details?
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-08-12 12:41:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
This Certainly made ME smile!
Submitted by Chief_Rugger (user info) at 2004-08-12 11:48:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
.....you bastard! I was eating sushi, and now I can't! I hate not eating sushi!!!!
Submitted by Just_me_and_the_cats (user info) at 2004-08-12 11:38:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-08-12 11:34:50 (#)
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Hey, I already admitted that I goofed on the post. Giving it a -2 is redundant.
It does make me realize though, that Koolmang is so good at being an asshole he could give seminars in that particular art form.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-08-12 11:34:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Just_me_and_the_cats (user info) at 2004-08-12 06:01:56 EDT (#)
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Well shit. Nevermind.
Submitted by Caldur (user info) at 2004-08-12 05:58:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
This has already been posted, dude.
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2004-08-12 05:56:52 EDT (#)
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is it groundhog day?