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Submitted by Dervel (View user info) at 2004-08-12 05:42:48 EDT
It's shit post Thursday, and there is nothing you can do about it. So with a wry nod to Fetish and his culinary classics I give you Dervel's guide to making a cup of tea. For best results drink in your garden, after all there is nothing better than tea on the lawn.
1. Fill the kettle with good clean water, turn on the kettle and wait for the water to boil.
2. Pour a small amount of water into your teapot. Swirl the water around a bit then pour away the water. You do this to warm the pot, thus keeping the tea hotter for longer.
3. Fill the teapot with the boiling water from the kettle.
4. Put one teaspoon (heaped) of fresh tealeaves into the pot per cup of water, and then add one for the pot. Not sure why you have to do this, you just do.
5. Leave the tea to brew. This takes about five minutes, or the time it takes to pop outside for a sly Marlboro Red.
6. Back from your cigarette? Then your tea is ready. Don't forget that you will need to use a tea strainer when you pour it.
7. Add milk and / or sugar to taste, or lemon if you're a bit odd.
8. Serve with chocolate Hobnobs if you want to impress.
For your pleasure I have changed the file name of the picture to a famous song lyric. Can you guess the artist and track name? Oh it's a tough'n.
A picture of a weasel for the winner!
User Reviews
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-18 22:53:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cutie..
But another young 'un.... Sigh...
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-05-18 22:38:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-08-12 09:23:06 (#)
Ranking: 0
all right paul mcartney
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damnit I thought I'd be the first.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-05-16 12:10:03 EDT (#)
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Thorpe - Won what?
Soley - I've got lips really. At least mine don't make people all itchy.
Pentameter - Aw shucks, thanks. Please go and tell Pock that I'm better than him.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-05-16 11:43:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're my favorite Brit.
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-05-16 08:42:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't ever get lippy with me.
<Sprints>
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-16 08:27:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's as if I already won.
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2005-05-16 07:56:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2004-08-12 09:34:31 (#)
Ranking: 1
Definitely see the Edward Norton.
Have I mentioned that I love Edward Norton?
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Hah! I just came back here from the UD4 post and thought "hey, he looks like Edward Norton." *scroll down* "Hey! That person said it t....oh."
Submitted by TheMidnight12AM (user info) at 2005-02-23 23:51:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-12-20 09:05:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
haha damn you
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2004-12-20 08:32:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Silly pain d'ail.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-12-20 08:24:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
wtf, you're TheCure?
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2004-08-12 09:34:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Definitely see the Edward Norton.
Have I mentioned that I love Edward Norton?
Submitted by TheCure (user info) at 2004-08-12 09:29:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-08-09 11:49:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
I see. Show me your inbred goth face then ?
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There you Go Caulaincourt, fire away.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-08-12 09:23:06 EDT (#)
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all right paul mcartney
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-08-12 08:51:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
rules are rules.
voltronNINJAcat
-ASPTN
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-08-12 08:45:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
SPT: DIE
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WQP,
ASPTN
Grand Poohbah of Your Mother's Interior
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2004-08-12 07:43:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
is it a "guess what Im about to spit in your face" competition?
fucking SPT
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-08-12 07:21:13 EDT (#)
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It's Hanson - Mmmm Bop
Truly SPT
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2004-08-12 06:53:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-08-12 06:43:13 (#)
Ranking: 2
Where are your lips?!?!
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Valid question. Not sure where they went in that photograph, I'm very happy to say that they came back though.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-08-12 06:50:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hahahhaa.
only fucking wierdos use lemon in tea.
my god.
annnnnd cue loki !
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-08-12 06:43:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Where are your lips?!?!
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2004-08-12 05:49:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That fuckin' trio should've been called "The Three Cocksuckers".
Fuckin' Edward Norton-lookin' motherfucker gets a +2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-08-12 05:45:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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