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SPT! A Song my a Gore Pornstar Turned White Rapped and a Camwhore (1144 hits)

Category: Humor -> Dirty Humor

Rating: -1.11 on 13 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by kL (View user info) at 2004-08-12 07:10:56 EDT


Necro - All Hotties Eat the Jizz

[Verse 1]
You got to douche your puss 'cause that shits stinky
My scum is screaming drink me
My cocks like a slinky, plus my pinky is kinky
Essentials through ya mental, Club Confidential
My fallace shoved in the mouth of Yentle equals crazy potential
How 'bout I tear apart the vagina of Asia Carrera
Shockin' Asia, how 'bout I shove my cock into Asia
From glamour pj's, she used to give me bj's
That bitch was tight, I sliced her panties off with a kitchen knife
What'chu do to your tits?
Had the silicone implant em', enlarge em', reduce em'
Now them shits look like the gruesome two-some
No jive'in, I'm down with muff divin' at a drive-in
I'll make a piggy a treat you like a slut from galigula
With some canibus and teeth for my flesh
Cleaver'll be rippin' to pieces the trashy beaver a diva
My phone sex, will have you fucking your reciever
Through sex phone ads, I got sluts sucking my gonads
Your tits are so big you could call the ones on Dolly small
Suck them shits, C-cups bigger than fuckin' volleyballs
For me to grab my meat and beat it
No credit cards needed, my cock's a frank for they heat it
Hungry hooker here eat it!

[Chorus]
All hotties eat the jizz
All hotties eat the jizz

All hotties eat the jizz
All hotties eat the jizz

All hotties eat the jizz
All hotties eat the jizz

All hotties eat the jizz
All hotties eat the jizz

[Verse 2]
I hope you can digest my fresh flesh for real
You like t.v. dinners? My fuckin' cock's a gourmet meal
I'm jerkin' off, ripped on hash hits
Beepin' twats, lick clits, and flash tits
I got a wide variety
Of high society whores like Rosanna Arquette
Her pussy's cheaper than food up in the mark-et, my star pet
Mushy shit like panties in a pussy lips

Give her a spankin', and shove my shank in, and leave her tooshy split
Hit up her honeys, tunnelin' Nestle
I'll make a lesbian out of Lisa Marie Presley
Im'a plead John Leslie
You're dead if ya homely
My shits for adults over 8 years old only
I ran mad game son on Jenna Jameson
Just to name some, hookers that ate cum
My dick, Im'a make Mother Teresa eat it
I'd like to treat Lisa Lisa sweet
Bitch Im'a fuck you like a piece of meat

[Chorus]
All hotties eat the jizz
All hotties eat the jizz

All hotties eat the jizz
All hotties eat the jizz

All hotties eat the jizz
All hotties eat the jizz

All hotties eat the jizz
All hotties eat the jizz

[Verse 3]
Make way but my wiener hits
Pounding ya' mound and this double pleasure
'Cause you got an extra treasure of a vagina between your tits
This D-Cups for ya', I'm filthy like Vince Voyeur
Stuffin' 50 year old Erika Boyer O'Coller
I'll leave Victoria perished, embarrased when I fuck her with carrots
She's the younger version of Mrs. Garrett
My speech is arrogant as I get sucked simultaneously
by J.R. Carrington and Christaro Barrington
Shove my dicky in Nikki Lynn fingerin' Nikki Sinn
so she'll be rockin' the sticky chin
My companion is Christy Canyon her cunt's like the Grand Canyon
I'll strangle her tits with lanyid
You're wife'll bug when I suck her nipples
and have em' point you like a rifle slug
My sex is a trifle drug
Every tit gets the same treatment
I eat ya' puss you suck my dick it's an agreement

[Chorus]
All hotties eat the jizz
All hotties eat the jizz

All hotties eat the jizz
All hotties eat the jizz

All hotties eat the jizz
All hotties eat the jizz

All hotties eat the jizz
All hotties eat the jizz

------------

I'm the one that wants to hit it less than the others.



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User Reviews


Submitted by cshape (user info) at 2004-08-13 00:16:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

YOU RUINED MY NEGATIVE ZERO! *STEAMING WRATH*

Submitted by PatheticCapitalistFuck (user info) at 2004-08-13 00:11:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No I don't believe the chick (?) rolling the booger in her fingers is you.

Submitted by PatheticCapitalistFuck (user info) at 2004-08-13 00:10:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Too long, and too boring.

But, nice pic.

Since you say you're camwhoring, which one is you?

Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2004-08-12 23:55:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Average rating of all messages: -0.00

now come one people ya gotta pay respect to the negative 0

Submitted by Mozilla (user info) at 2004-08-12 18:41:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2004-08-12 08:54:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Why?

It actually could have been entertaining. It's just gratuitous, which after a while is neither interesting nor funny.

Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-08-12 08:47:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No.

voltronNINJAcat
-ASPTN

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-12 08:39:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Poop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-08-12 08:39:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

SPT: DIE

-2

WQP,
ASPTN
Grand Poohbah of Your Mother's Interior

Submitted by cshape (user info) at 2004-08-12 08:37:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Straight outta Compton.

Submitted by CountNoCount (user info) at 2004-08-12 08:27:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Are you a professional hip-hop artist?

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2004-08-12 07:31:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

fucking SPT

Submitted by cshape (user info) at 2004-08-12 07:11:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

They're talking about Lindsay Lohan.


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