My Life...BLOWS!!!! (1109 hits)
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Submitted by Josh Roop <Roop0702.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-08-12 11:17:52 EDT
This is just a little message so i can vent my frustrations about events that are happening in my life. So far on this great journey we all like to call life, well i sure as hell wouldn't call it great. to start things off, when i was born, i had some kind of a hernia and my balls were the size of fucking apples(not saying that i dont approve) but i had to have immediated surgery. And on top of that, my mother died for like 3 min and 43 sec. she was brought back with no sign of brain damage(thank God). life was okay after that until i was 4 and i was playing football with my cousin in the yard, and he is 4 years older than me, the fucking asshole thinks we are in the fucking NFL and fucking lays into me like a bull, WHAMMM!!, shatters both my collar bones, not break, shatter. Now in the winter time my shoulders are sore, im 22 i cant wait until i am 60, life will be great!!
Anyway, when i was 6 years old i was playing in the front yard and was being watched by a hippie babysitter, when the dumb bitch decides to play with my dog misty, a beautiful purebread Shelty. Well she decides it would be interesting to throw the ball across the street, none the less, she goes after it and here comes a Chevy pickup doin about 45 hits her. Now nowing my luck, she doesnt die right away, the babysitter called my mom, mom races home grabs me and my sister and the dog, that is after she gives the babysitter a left hook. Then we raced to the vet, and guess who had to hold the dog, me, yeah talk about tramatizing for a 6 year old huh. Then comes the day that my mom decided that we had to move to Idaho. that is because my dumb ass dipshit of a father couldnt get off the booze and lost a very respectable job working for the city. so we sold everything!! even my favorite stuffed animal, which was a seal with one eye, i dont know what my attachment was to this but my mom said it devastated me.
All throught the years from when i was 7 till present day i have had a lot of shitty things happen, seen my mom go through 2 marriages, my dad is a douchebag and hasnt called since my wedding a year ago, the mother fucker hasnt even seen his first granddaughter yet, and she is 6 months now. And on top of that me and my wife make at least 2500.00 a month which is plenty in idaho. but yet we cant get out of debt and are living paycheck to paycheck. i am sick of having nothing great happen in this world, all i am here for right now is my daughter and wife. if it werent for them i would be dead or in jail. i didnt even graduate from high school, i do have a GED though and took 4 years off and actually had the balls to give college a try. i got a 3.38 GPA, i didnt even get that in high school, but after a year i had to drop out to get a job ran by people with down syndrome, which is were i am still at. my life is just like a roller coaster up and down, well it hasnt been up for 6 months. i am curious if it ever will go up.
thank god for Uber, i hope you all have better ones than me, YOU GUYS ROCK!!!!
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Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-08-13 06:59:39 EDT (#)
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Deal with it.
Submitted by I-remember-big-daddy (user info) at 2004-08-13 06:35:00 EDT (#)
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Agression is a good thing, let it out.
if you'd have included the brother thing in the post my friend, you'd probably have received somewhat warmer a reception.
...............which makes me wonder why something as profoundly devastating as losing a sibling was not included in your "my life's so shit" story.
Don't take it so personally - you posted that on there with one thing in mind - to get a reaction - erdu: you got mine.
Now shoo, and go and -2 my stuff, it'll make you feel better.
Submitted by bigp0ppa (user info) at 2004-08-12 12:58:08 EDT (#)
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okay people, if you read again, i am not COMPLAINING OKAY!!! i said in the first fucking sentance i was venting, i know people have harder lives than me, trust me my uncle was in a coma for 15 years, his life sucked big time, i was just venting!!!
Submitted by bigp0ppa (user info) at 2004-08-12 12:53:59 EDT (#)
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hey i-remember-big-daddy, i had a 15 year old brother die 2 months ago. so fuck off. you have no idea what it is like to lose your only brother so fuck you.
Submitted by I-remember-big-daddy (user info) at 2004-08-12 12:46:23 EDT (#)
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fuck off you sad cunt.
you're on a good salary but you are in debt. so you want sympathy because you spanked all of the loans and credit cards available to you - suckit.
Do you think you're the only one in debt?
As for your shoulders, what about people who live their entire lives with asthma, ME, MS or handicaps which prevent them from working - blindness perhaps, or deafness. They don't get half the chances you do.
stop whinging and get of your fucking arse and do something about it.
Your pet died......WTF? My best friend just lost his girlfriend and his 8 month old son.
Mind you, I've gotta say, it was one HELL of a card game.
Submitted by strider (user info) at 2004-08-12 12:31:50 EDT (#)
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Everyone has their own burdens to bear, their rough spots to get through. What matters is how you decide to deal with it.
GodChicken, I thank you for being over there fighting for us. As for my family and I, we really appreciate it.
Submitted by bigp0ppa (user info) at 2004-08-12 12:29:05 EDT (#)
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hey god whatever, i aint fucking dumb enough to die for people like you to save a country that is going to hell anyway, eat shit and die!!!
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-08-12 12:09:25 EDT (#)
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I will trade places with you. You come get fucking bombed and sweat in 120 degree heat, and change your clothes every 2 or 3 days.
Instead of complaining that your life blows, get a grip, seek a debt consolidation loan, and drop the "woe is me" routine.
You haven't got shit to complain about. Your life isn't matching up to the happy sitcom family you see on the screen? Boo fucking hoo. It never will. Learn that, accept it, and move on.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-08-12 12:09:12 EDT (#)
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Being retarded aside...
READ IT OUT LOUD.
too fucking funny.
Shenanigans. No way you're that ree-reed.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-08-12 12:01:56 EDT (#)
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I give +2s to posts I like. Most often, I read posts by people I like. I like those people because they write posts that I like. So I end up +2ing the same people over and over again, because I like them, because they write stuff that I like. This is SO not a difficult concept.
I don't like this post. -2.
Submitted by strider (user info) at 2004-08-12 11:58:19 EDT (#)
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I be's a man as much as any man can be...
Submitted by smokymtcsw (user info) at 2004-08-12 11:58:07 EDT (#)
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Dont worry. Lojope has to give mean -2s in streams to balance out her +2s she gives to her list of Uber authors regardless of what they write.
I feel bad for you. Next post try to write something funny. Also get out of debt by consolidating your credit card debt and lowering your interest rate (you are probably paying multiple 20%+ cards? Go see a financial consultant. Also you might enjoy going to church, you can usually make friends there who enjoy helping you out.
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2004-08-12 11:53:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by bigp0ppa (user info) at 2004-08-12 11:34:55 (#)
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and ashk, before you learn to dog on someone, learn how to do it you fucking cockgobbler!! EAT A DICK!!
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Bwahahahaha! I love nonsensical insults from people like you. Christ that was lame.
Submitted by bigp0ppa (user info) at 2004-08-12 11:53:37 EDT (#)
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thank you strider, you are a true uber man or woman.
Submitted by bigp0ppa (user info) at 2004-08-12 11:52:11 EDT (#)
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you now, all you assholes that sit here and make funny remarks to people story i can relate, but calling people that are little bithces when one your self is probably 5 foot 2 a buck fifty, have no room to talk, cuz this is your life!! DO SUMTN FUCKWIPES, NONE OF YOUR MOTHERS ARE SAFE!!!!
Submitted by strider (user info) at 2004-08-12 11:50:59 EDT (#)
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Turn that frown upside down!
White Stripes - Little Acorns
When problems overwhelm us and sadness smothers us where do we find the will and the courage to continue? Well the answer may come in the caring voice of a friend,a chance encounter with a book, or from a personal faith.
For Janet help came from her faith, but it also from a squirrel. Shortly after her divorce, Janet lost her father, then she lost her job.
She had mounting money problems. But Janet not only survived she worked her way out of despondency and now she says, life is good again. How could this happen? She told me that late one ??? day when she was at her lowest she watched a squirrel storing up nuts for the winter, one at a time he would take them to the nest. And she thought, if that squirrel
can take care of himself with the harsh winter coming along, then so can I. Once I ripped my problems into small pieces I was able to carry them,just like those acorns, one at a time.
Take all your problems
And rip 'em apart
Oh Oh Oh
Carry them off
In a shopping cart
Oh Oh Oh
And another thing you
Should've known from the start
The problems in hand
Are lighter than at heart
Be like the squirrel, girl
Be like the squirrel
Give it a whirl, girl
Be like the squirrel
And another thing
You have to know in this world
Cut up your hair
Straighten your curls
Well you problems
Hide in your curls
Submitted by lessthanfour (user info) at 2004-08-12 11:49:37 EDT (#)
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And to top it all off, you're a whiny little bitch.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-08-12 11:41:37 EDT (#)
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Shut up, apple-balls.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-08-12 11:41:36 EDT (#)
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Heh.
Fuck off.
Submitted by bigp0ppa (user info) at 2004-08-12 11:34:55 EDT (#)
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and ashk, before you learn to dog on someone, learn how to do it you fucking cockgobbler!! EAT A DICK!!
Submitted by bigp0ppa (user info) at 2004-08-12 11:33:07 EDT (#)
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hey lojope, i forgot i fucked your mother and got gonasiphaherpieaids, you ass clown!! swallow my balls fuckwipe!!
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2004-08-12 11:28:32 EDT (#)
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Cry me a river, Justin.
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2004-08-12 11:27:10 EDT (#)
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Lord in Heaven,
Please tell me whiny assed piece of shit post is a joke.
Amen
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2004-08-12 11:26:08 EDT (#)
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ha ha
Submitted by toddska (user info) at 2004-08-12 11:25:07 EDT (#)
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Your writing and life are having a strange laxative effect on me
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-08-12 11:23:06 EDT (#)
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Oh yeah, and your dog died.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-08-12 11:22:29 EDT (#)
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Are you kidding me? Jesus... let's see... You had an operation as a baby that you don't remember, you broke a few bones as a kid, you no longer have your favorite stuffed animal from when you were little, you have bad relationships with your parents, and you're not making as much money as you'd like.
Dude, that sounds pretty much like the life of EVERYONE ON EARTH.
Shut Up and DIE.