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My life....Blows pt2 , revenge!!! (662 hits)

Category: Humor

Rating: -1.67 on 18 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Josh Roop <Roop0702.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-08-12 11:49:48 EDT


this is a message to all the fucks who have a problem with people venting. quoted by the most sophisticated and intellagent man alive. Jay, off of Jay and silent bob.

All you mother fuckers are going to pay. You are the ones who are the
ball likcers. I am gonna fuck your mothers while you sit there and cry like
little whiney bitches. After we go to hollywood and stop those miramax fucks
from making our movie. I am going to make you eat my shit, then your
gonna shit out your shit which is made up of my shit that i made you eat.
Then all you mother fuckers are next.

Love
Jay and Silent Bob

God i love that movie, and yeah, to all you assholes that think that you all have problems like me
FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING FAMILY AND EVERYTING YOU STAND FOR YOU CHOADE SMOKING SEMEN SUCKING POOP PIRATES!!!!!!!!

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Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-08-17 07:03:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You just got your shit ruined. :)

*OLD NAVY commerical begins*
"Feel Good Molecules blah blah..."

Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-08-17 06:54:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Because Jay and silent bob rock.

Did you know silent bob is the director?

Well you do now!

Submitted by I-remember-big-daddy (user info) at 2004-08-17 06:48:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

For the second time:

Fuck off you sad cunt.

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-12 19:41:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by bigp0ppa (user info) at 2004-08-12 17:14:48 (#)
Ranking: 0

how old are you sean fogy, 7 fuckwipe i already have a 6 month old and have fucked your mom on numerous occasions, son!!!

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Prime example of why twelve year olds shouldn't be having sex.

Submitted by bigp0ppa (user info) at 2004-08-12 17:14:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

how old are you sean fogy, 7 fuckwipe i already have a 6 month old and have fucked your mom on numerous occasions, son!!!

Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2004-08-12 14:30:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I laughed at poop pirates. In a sad shaking my head kind of way.

Submitted by big_wiggah (user info) at 2004-08-12 14:21:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

U R STOOPID

Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2004-08-12 13:06:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

They put computers in Kindercare now?

Hey little buddy, you better get off of big boy computer land and head back to class before you miss cookies and milk. I heard you might even get to take a nap afterwards. How fun!

Submitted by bigp0ppa (user info) at 2004-08-12 12:56:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i know people obviously dont read very well, on my first message i was venting, not complaining, i know people have harder lives, i know mine aint that hard, i just needed to vent.


Submitted by Chief_Rugger (user info) at 2004-08-12 12:54:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

heh, he's a fag. this ain't a BLOG site kiddo, venting's cool if it's about a major event or newsstory. I'll let it go this time cause it's STP, and this is prolly shenanigans. tred lightly and don't invoke Italian Viking Rage!

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-08-12 12:43:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Whatever you say, apple-balls.

Submitted by bigp0ppa (user info) at 2004-08-12 12:31:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

you guys really dont have a life do you, have you ever seen jay and silent bob strike back? i dont think so, trying to be funny like some of you said and you are still acting like you are getting fisted by andre the giant. what eva

Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-08-12 12:20:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

*cough* Trailer Park *cough*


Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-08-12 12:04:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Not very imaginative... Kind of an "Eat shit and die", just with extra bullshit to pad it out.

Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-08-12 12:03:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I knew it. This dude is a fuckwad.

Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2004-08-12 11:59:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Do you have anal seepage?

Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2004-08-12 11:55:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Do you need a hug or something?

Whiny little cumstain.

Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-08-12 11:52:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

My anus leaks for you.


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