The time I got an A on my oral exam, or "Do you have a bottle of Listerine I can borrow?" (And did somebody say camwhore?) (1201 hits)
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Submitted by Degreeless SUPERQUEEN (View user info) at 2004-08-12 12:45:34 EDT
A few years back, when I was still in high school, now I forget which grade I was in, I had to write up an oral exam on the dangers of oral sex. I had to study for hours on end, and by the end of the exam, almost every boy had gotten a blowjob from one of the various girls. We did our studying quite nicely, I believe, and nobody got less than an A on their oral exam.
One time I was eating some leftover chinese food at my ex's house (boyfriend at the time), and it tasted kind of funny, but I didn't mind; it was still good. Gooks probably spit in it or something. Then I realized I might have Gook DNA inside of me, so I rushed to the bathroom where my boyfriend was sitting on the shitter and asked,
"Do you have a bottle of Listerine I can borrow?"
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Did someone say camwhore? No? Sorry, I thought someone did.
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Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-08-13 11:57:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Holy shit, IT'S THURSDAY!!! SPT! (Rating: -0.4 on 7 reviews, last by downerSTAIN 13 hours ago)
Submitted by SG The Platypus Master (View user info) at 2004-08-12 19:00:09
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2004-08-12 21:32:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Sorry, but this is much worse than mine.
Submitted by heater (user info) at 2004-08-12 20:21:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Some people have an insatiable desire for Heat!
Submitted by heater (user info) at 2004-08-12 16:03:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
When you swallow listerine, there's this charming feeling that swirls around in your stomach. Yeah, you guessed it. Heat.
Submitted by Vermin (user info) at 2004-08-12 16:03:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oral sex, poop and racism. A winning combination!
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2004-08-12 13:52:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
aye
Submitted by cacodemon (user info) at 2004-08-12 13:48:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Gave me a chub-chub.
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2004-08-12 13:48:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
god awful
GO BEARS WOO!!!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-08-12 13:44:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have very little doubt that you passed that oral exam with flying colors.
Are you now prepared to go for your PhD with moi?
Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2004-08-12 13:44:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-08-12 13:43:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by dirtygook (user info) at 2004-08-12 13:39:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FUCK REALLYBORED!
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-08-12 13:20:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck SPT.
RB, Grand Poohbah ASPTN
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-08-12 13:05:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
a sympathetc +2 since you have gook cootie aids now.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-08-12 13:01:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FACKED UP !!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-08-12 12:54:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Heh...
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-08-12 12:45:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oopssieeeeee....SPT