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The Catch-22 of Nihilism (1075 hits)

Category: Sound & Music
Labels: ETS_Music

Rating: 0.25 on 39 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (View user info) at 2004-08-12 13:36:37 EDT


Here is a song I wrote and recorded for your listening enjoyment...It's a bit sad, so don't cry. Please excuse the less than stellar recording quality as it was done on an 8-track Tascam analog cassette recorder. Also, at the time, I really didn't know what I was doing...but here it is anyway. I know how much Ubersite just LOVES music.

http://www.angelfire.com/indie/electrictooth/Catch.mp3


The Catch-22 of Nihilism

I crouch among the undergrowth
hoping that my face gets lost.
Wandering through clumbsy scenes,
I'd feel relieved to feel at home.
Filtering through infinite dreams,
it finally seems I've found what's real,
when all at once the illusion drops
and reality never stops changing.

Sometimes I wonder if I even matter at all.
Have my footprints already been made for me?
Do I have a choice in the matter at all,
or am I a slave unto destiny?

I see before my feet a path
that exists, though, yet, unrealized.
And even when I'm wide awake,
Some dream still has me hypnotized.
I guess I'm living in resistence
to limiting myself by choosing,
but all at once the illusion drops
and reality never stops changing...

How did I ever get started in meaninglessness?
Surely, it was in looking for meaning!
Why is it I'm always searching in emptiness
for the tiniest shadow of anything?






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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-02-11 01:57:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by drfeggphd (user info) at 2004-10-23 21:15:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

But it makes...

psalms?

I have a hard time with understanding lyrics (okay,
maybe a little dain bramage after all), is that right?

Submitted by eIectrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-10-23 19:22:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You are not obnoxious like so many other people, you are obnoxious in a completely different and far worse way.


Submitted by equaIizer (user info) at 2004-10-21 00:46:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Don't let your mind wander; it's far too small to be let out on its own.


Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-10-18 21:22:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

How equalizer has rated other users
electrictoothsyndrome (user info) 110 on 55 = 2.00


Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-10-18 21:14:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I really do like this song. I might re-record it.

Submitted by equalizer (user info) at 2004-09-14 03:41:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Equalized.

Submitted by fake_bargled (user info) at 2004-09-07 19:06:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

And she's buying the stairway to heaven...


Submitted by GeorgeBaker (user info) at 2004-08-15 08:36:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by vengeance (user info) at 2004-08-13 22:30:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-08-13 01:01:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

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Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2004-08-12 14:00:05 (#)
Ranking: 0

Filthy's verdict: Needs more guitars.

I play a mean set of drums if you need an accompaniment. And when I say 'play drums' I mean 'hitting the bottom of saucepans with a wooden spoon'.


Or her head hitting the wall behind our bed as I treat her to a long night of anal adventuring.

Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-08-13 00:56:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

JESUS FUCK WHO CARES ABOUT RATINGS BLRAHGHHHHH IDIOTS

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-08-13 00:45:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Also, dategrape, nobody slams Circe and gets away with it, not on my watch!

You are redeemable dategrape, you can start being a good poster. Do what you are capable of. Let's not let this get out of proportion. I know you can turn your image around and gain more respect from your peers. I challenge you to show me what you really got.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-08-13 00:39:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by vengeance (user info) at 2004-08-13 00:27:21 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by cshape (user info) at 2004-08-13 00:18:24 (#)
Ranking: 2

Thought it was pretty good. Which would have meant REALLY GREAT, except I find you annoying and ostentatious.

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You have no idea how cool that is coming from someone who finds you annoying! Thanks.


Submitted by vengeance (user info) at 2004-08-13 00:27:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by cshape (user info) at 2004-08-13 00:18:24 (#)
Ranking: 2

Thought it was pretty good. Which would have meant REALLY GREAT, except I find you annoying and ostentatious.

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You have no idea how cool that is coming from someone who finds you annoying! Thanks.

Submitted by cshape (user info) at 2004-08-13 00:18:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Thought it was pretty good. Which would have meant REALLY GREAT, except I find you annoying and ostentatious.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-08-13 00:01:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

"School starts soon little buddy."

Bring it on! I don't think you understand how many people here HATE you! You are a sad little man who doesn't even know the meaning of honor or honesty, and I, for one an tired of pissants like you!

I don't care being -2d by those who are honest, and who at least try to give as much respect as the post deserves based on its sincerity. You wouldn't know sincerity if it bit you on the ass! That's why you will end up very lonely in spite of all your hits.

Submitted by vengeance (user info) at 2004-08-12 21:52:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This is for your own good!

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-12 21:33:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-08-12 20:52:48 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by ofMontreal (user info) at 2004-08-12 19:59:55 (#)
Ranking: -2

i'd give you a plus 2 because you are a fellow musician and the songs pretty good considering the quality BUT you spam a lot and it gets annoying. soooo -2. quit spamming fagtron.

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I have spammed ONE person for reasons you know nothing about. And I just so happened to be doing it at the same time you rated this, so thanks for helping out the fucking bully. No hard feelings, but you don't know what you're talking about.

If you'd like to know what I am talking about...look at my posts and their reviews...look for Fetish's reviews BEFORE today...Fuck, look at the fucker's reviews on other people's shit too! This is just war, and it involves noone else.

Thanks for the compliment though...that means more than rating to me anyway.
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I like this part: "This is just war." Let's see that again: "This is just war." Again: "This is just war." That's so funny. I laughed so hard that a little pee slipped out. And you fuckers think I'm too involved in Uber. God that's funny. School starts soon little buddy.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-08-12 20:52:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by ofMontreal (user info) at 2004-08-12 19:59:55 (#)
Ranking: -2

i'd give you a plus 2 because you are a fellow musician and the songs pretty good considering the quality BUT you spam a lot and it gets annoying. soooo -2. quit spamming fagtron.

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I have spammed ONE person for reasons you know nothing about. And I just so happened to be doing it at the same time you rated this, so thanks for helping out the fucking bully. No hard feelings, but you don't know what you're talking about.

If you'd like to know what I am talking about...look at my posts and their reviews...look for Fetish's reviews BEFORE today...Fuck, look at the fucker's reviews on other people's shit too! This is just war, and it involves noone else.

Thanks for the compliment though...that means more than rating to me anyway.

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-12 20:04:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-08-12 19:53:52 (#)
Ranking: 0

Don't you fucking worry...

Go ahead and use your alters too buddy!
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What are you going to do? Whine to Bart? "Hey Bart, I just spammed Fetish, and he spammed me back. Help me, please..."

Submitted by ofMontreal (user info) at 2004-08-12 19:59:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

i'd give you a plus 2 because you are a fellow musician and the songs pretty good considering the quality BUT you spam a lot and it gets annoying. soooo -2. quit spamming fagtron.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-08-12 19:53:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Don't you fucking worry...

Go ahead and use your alters too buddy!

Submitted by FetishII (user info) at 2004-08-12 19:53:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-08-12 19:38:34 (#)
Ranking: -2

Hope this is what you wanted!
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Mr. Spam man, bring some spam. My nane is electrictoothsyndrome, and I'm like the 20th to spam Fetish this month, ain't I cool?

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-12 19:49:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-08-12 19:38:34 (#)
Ranking: -2

Hope this is what you wanted!
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Better make sure you spam them all, I'm not missing a one, bitch!

Submitted by Peener (user info) at 2004-08-12 18:57:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-08-12 16:20:36 (#)
Ranking: -1

http://www.anus.com

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-08-12 16:20:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

http://www.anus.com

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-08-12 15:50:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-08-12 14:52:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

BTW, If you want to continue this little feud, you might as well do it right...Use your own insults.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-08-12 14:50:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

AWW, look at the little bitch, continuing to be a dumbass who posts NOTHING of substance whatsoever and has the balls to rate ANYONE with a negative. You are the WORST user on this site, Fetish. I hope your mother dies of a heart attack next time you fuck her!

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-12 14:18:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Fetish's verdict:
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-08-12 00:34:18 (#)
Ranking: -2

I hope you drown in the toilet you crawled out of.


Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-08-12 14:08:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I agree the guitar is mixed really low. But it's not exactly AC/DC.

That's awesome, cause my band needs a drummer right now. Maybe you could hijack an old Concorde or something?!

Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2004-08-12 14:00:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Filthy's verdict: Needs more guitars.

I play a mean set of drums if you need an accompaniment. And when I say 'play drums' I mean 'hitting the bottom of saucepans with a wooden spoon'.

Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2004-08-12 13:57:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-08-12 13:56:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Now those Nihilists WERE pussies! I am talking about BIG HULKY MANLY Nihilists that will rip your head off at the sight of you because they can! And life not having any particular meaning absolves them from responsibility to the sensitive PC types. BIG, BADASS, Nihilists.....aww fuck it! You're right, we're pussies!

Submitted by CountNoCount (user info) at 2004-08-12 13:51:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Nihilist: We believe in nussing, Lebowski. Nussing. And tomorrow we come back and we cut off your chonson.
The Dude: Excuse me?
Nihilist: I said
[shouting]
Nihilist: "We'll cut off your johnson"!
Nihilist: Just you think about that, Lebowski.
Nihilist: Yeah, your wiggly penis, Lebowski.
Nihilist: Yeah and maybe we stomp on it and squoosh it, Lebowski.

Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-08-12 13:48:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I wanted to quote big lebowski you bastard! I'm doing it anyway?

Bunny: I'll suck your cock for 1000 dollars.

There I feel so much better...

Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2004-08-12 13:43:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Donnie: As these Nazis, Walter?

Walter: No Donnie, these men are Nihilists. They are cowards.

Your link doesn't work dude, but +1 for Big Lebowski.


Submitted by Nator (user info) at 2004-08-12 13:42:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Thanks for playing the game of life! You lose.


Hee, hee! I can be a jerk and no one can stop me!

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