I have an enlightening experience with the God, and the son of the God. (2442 hits)
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Submitted by dirtygook (View user info) at 2004-08-12 13:39:17 EDT
I HAVE MEETING YESTERDAY WITH GOD. HE HAS TELLING ME THAT I AM TO GO TO HELL, BECAUSE I AM BEING A GOOK. SO, I HAVE RAPING GOD'S RACIST ASS. HE HAS DYING, BECAUSE MINE BONER PENETRATES ALL OF HIS BODY.
LATER YESTERDAY, I HAVE MEETING WITH JESUS, THE SON OF THE GOD. I AM SKULLFUCKING HIM, AND THEN I LEAVE HIM TO MANY CUBANS, TO GANGBANG HIM.
I AM BEING THE NEW RULER OF HEAVEN!
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Submitted by lollytolly69 (user info) at 2004-08-26 11:43:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
lolz nice take on it
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2004-08-21 01:08:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
hahaha this was funny.i drankt roo much..time to puke
Submitted by skinoversteel (user info) at 2004-08-21 01:00:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
pure unadulterated artistic genius
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-08-21 01:00:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Brilliant, who ever this is i congratul8 you!
Submitted by heater (user info) at 2004-08-12 15:57:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I already told someone about Hell preparation Heat today...
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-08-12 15:57:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Punishment. (user info) at 2004-08-12 15:43:56 (#)
Ranking: -2
That was so fucking stupid I think I just entered the negitive of the IQ scale. Along with the author of this stupidity.
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It seems retards don't have an accurate perception of time. What you really meant is you entered the negative of the IQ scale when you learned to talk.
Don't worry, retards are living beings just like us humans.
Submitted by Punishment. (user info) at 2004-08-12 15:43:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
That was so fucking stupid I think I just entered the negitive of the IQ scale. Along with the author of this stupidity.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-12 15:38:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I laughed, twice.
Submitted by bigp0ppa (user info) at 2004-08-12 14:04:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
why is this under sports?
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-08-12 13:55:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Everything you ever wanted to know about SAECULUM.AUREUM
User id: 9445
Registered on or around: 2004-06-16 19:18:46
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Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2004-08-12 13:52:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Not bad.
Submitted by SAECULUM.AUREUM (user info) at 2004-08-12 13:51:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't know if I'm just not getting it or if all of you are taking it up the ass by dirtygook, but this was fucking stupid...are you 4 years old?
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-08-12 13:45:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't remember any of this happening to me, but then again I was pretty wasted last night...
Submitted by hcp28 (user info) at 2004-08-12 13:45:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
okay I'll bite... SPT?
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-08-12 13:44:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am going to hell for laughing at this.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-08-12 13:42:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You tell that biased God!