Another Day in the Mind of CATAL (868 hits)
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Submitted by CATAL (View user info) at 2004-08-12 14:08:57 EDT
First one: http://www.ubersite.com/m/34578
So the other night I couldn't sleep when:
Laziness: Shit, I got work tomorrow.
Self: Shit, you're right. Oh well, at least we have a job now.
Laziness: I never fucking wanted a job!
Self: Dude, but we have money now.
Laziness: Whatever, I'm too tired to get into a big thing... (yawn) Go... to fucking (yawn) ...sleep.
Self: I'm trying! I can't!
Tranquility: You guys just need to relax. "In the cool of the evening when everything is getting' kinda groovy... You call me up and ask me if I'd like to go with you and see a movie... At first I say no, then I stop... and say alright... Love is kinda crazy with a spooky little boy like you..."
Brutishness: Ha! You fag. You said boy, you're fucking singing to a boy. You're fucking SINGING.
What a fag.
Sensibility: Patrick! What is this!? What kind of gay-ass characteristics are these? Tranquility? Laziness? BRUTISHNESS? This is retarded.
Kindness: Excuse me gentlemen, but I couldn't help but overhear you fellows use several derogatory terms which might be deemed offensive, I would be most appreciative if you would please watch your language. Thank you for your time.
Self: What the fuck you talkin' about?
Kindness: Well, mostly the derogatory terms against the homosexual and mentally challenged.
Idiocy: Hey, uh, Kindness. Greenpeace called, they want their morality back!
Stupidity: OH!
Sensibility: That's just the stupidest fucking thing I've ever heard.
Self: Quiet! I'm fuckin' sorry Kindness. GUYS! Watch your FUCKIN' mouths you FUCKHEADS! Some of us here don't wanna FUCKIN' hear your FUCKIN' derogatory as FUCK comments. Sorry again Kindness.
Kindness: (Wince), most appreciated Patrick.
Self: Fuckin' A. Hey Tranquility, what was that you were singing?
Tranquility: You know, I can't remember what it was called...
Memory: Spooky! By Dusty Springfield!
Tranquility: Oh yeah! Thanks! What movie was that in?
Memory: Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels!
Self: That movie kicked ass!
Brutishness: YEAH!
Self: You know, I was thinking the other day. There are no female roles in that movie. Not one.
Memory: Yeah there was. There was that old lady at the poker game.
Self: Oh yeah...
Memory: And there was a stripper in one scene. When Barry the Baptist was talking to the two guys who rob the place for the shotguns.
Self: Oh yeah, I remember that. She was all topless 'n shit and the scene started off with a close-up of her ass.
Libido: What's this about topless chicks with nice asses?
Self: The stripper form Lock, Stock.
Libido: Hell yeah man!
Self: Yeah.
Libido: Fuck! I wanna f-
Self: You wanna play Mario Party?
Libido: No, I wanna-
Self: How 'bout Madden?
Libido: No I-
Self: Tony Hawk?
Libido: No-
Self: Time Splitters?
Libido: NO! I wanna fuck.
Self: Well Mario Party's the best you're getting out of me.
Libido: Fine, let's play... GoldenEye.
"Most Dishonorable": I call Odd Job!
"Most Honorable": No. No way. No one can be Odd Job. That's no fair.
"Most Dishonorable": Why is that unfair?
"Most Honorable": Because he's not the same size!
"Most Dishonorable": But people can still be Jaws!
"Most Honorable": Jaws is bigger though, Odd Job is smaller and hard as hell to hit! Even with auto-aim!
"Most Dishonorable": Well, I'm not playing then.
"Most Honorable": Yeah, well I don't think I will either.
Brutishness: I'll play.
Tranquility: Why must you guys always play such violent games? What's wrong with Mario?
Self: Are you playing or not.
Tranquility: I think not.
Laziness: (yawn) I'll play... (yawn) ...I guess.
Self: No camping.
Laziness: Nevermind...
Geekiness: I'll play guys!
Self: Okay. Well, I'm Baron Samedi.
Libido: Which movie was he from?
Geekiness: Live and Let Die. Odd Job was from Goldfinger. Jaws was from several movies including
Moonraker. And Mayday was from A View to Kill.
Libido: Didn't that have Christopher Walken?
Self: Yeah.
Libido: Well, I'm gonna be this Xenia chick. She's hot!
Brutishness: I'm the Ourumov.
Geekiness: I'm Boris. "I am INVINCIBLE!"
Self: Yeah, whatever.
Brutishness: What a dork...
Libido: Are we playing or what?
Self: Yeah. Ready? Okay...power weapons...facility...License to Kill?...nah...okay? Start.
Brutishness: Okay, where's the RCP-90? Where is it, where is it? Ah... here we go.
Libido: DIE! DIE! DIE!
Geekiness: Ah ha! I am invincible!
Self: ...
Libido: DIE! DIE! DIE!
Self: ...
Geekiness: I AM INVINCIBLE!
Self: ...
Brutishness: Oh!!! Muthafucka! Muthafucka!
Self: Yeah, this is lame. I'm going to sleep.
Sensibility: 'Bout fuckin' time...
Self: ...
Sensibility: ...
Self: ...
Sensibility: ...you bastard.
Self: Just shut the fuck up goddamnit.
Religiousness: The Lord's name!
User Reviews
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2005-01-12 22:59:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
pretty fruity
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-09-19 21:09:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahhaha this would be a great film
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-08-29 19:30:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-08-21 16:01:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was pretty funny.
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2004-08-13 19:42:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HARHARHARHARHARHARHAR
eXcellENT
Submitted by Peener (user info) at 2004-08-12 19:01:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Shame it didn't make it thsi time
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-08-12 16:31:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh and by the by, if anyone remembers that one time i tried to post a pictures three times in succession failing miserably each time, this was the picture I meant to post.
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-08-12 14:37:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Libido: No, I wanna FUCK!
Submitted by Cryopaul (user info) at 2004-08-12 14:31:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by boomslang (user info) at 2004-08-12 14:27:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-12 14:18:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
WTF is that?
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-08-12 14:16:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I REALLY love these.