Can You Find Me? (2815 hits)
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Submitted by Kristen (View user info) at 2004-08-12 14:50:40 EDT
Missing Person's Report
Name: Volklcess/Phoenix
Alias: Erika
DOB on Uber: November 3, 2003
Disappeared On or Around: June 4, 2004
Distinguishing Features: Has bad experiences with roommates, gets in fistfights with chicks, and worked at a radio station.
Last Seen: Buying nicotine patches.
Persons of Interest: Volklcess was involved in a torrid love triangle with WillZone and Sideburns. I'd like to question both of them further regarding her whereabouts.
For More Information: http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?user_id=3420
User Reviews
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-08-14 18:19:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Lije (user info) at 2004-08-13 12:26:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There are some seriously embittered people on this site. I rather like seeing a beautiful girl every now and then, and Kristen certainly qualifies. Erika is pretty cute too.
Most of your posts make me fall out of my chair with laughter, Kristen. :)
Submitted by volklcess (user info) at 2004-08-13 12:01:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Kristen -
Did you get the wedding pictures I sent you? I'm crossing my fingers that your inbox isn't eating my mail again (aahhh!). If not, let me know here and I'll try sending them. Again. Pssh. :-)
I WUV WU!
P.S. I'm sorry everyone thinks that you'd use your OWN picture for a missing persons milk carton. Maybe this means we look alike and we should be flattered and make out like twin faux-lesbians.
What?
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-08-13 01:30:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll give someone $100 and a gigantic pink piggy bank with the cork missing if they can find a picture of me on this post.
Hint: That's Erika (Volklcess), not me.
Dolts.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-08-13 01:20:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Tied up in my bed...
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-08-13 01:19:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I must concur with Fartman, Kristen. Time to end the camwhoring and post more things of substance. You've done it before, so do it again.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-08-13 01:09:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, I can find you.
What was this post about?
Submitted by jonukah (user info) at 2004-08-12 22:34:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Oy, am I starting to get a little self-centered?
Submitted by jonukah (user info) at 2004-08-12 22:32:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I disappeared for three months starting in May, and ending last week.
Where was My fucking milk carton?
Aye?
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-08-12 21:21:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha!
Ah, the milk carton.
I have goosebumps on my legs.
Make them go away plleeeasseeee.
Submitted by Zod (user info) at 2004-08-12 20:08:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Aww, thats cute. Make a post dedicated to Erica, but not me. I understand, that's cool. Don't ever talk to me again.
Submitted by Peener (user info) at 2004-08-12 18:59:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
That a shitty mlik carton
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-08-12 16:53:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2004-08-12 16:11:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Since you've posted your little camwhoring slut face all over the site, and better question would be "How can you stand me?"
Submitted by Amy (user info) at 2004-08-12 15:32:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Aww...a happy ending
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-08-12 15:30:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I never even suspected Alah. Damn.
Ewika my wuv, you must make your comeback immediately. (WQP is going to flip if he sees the baby talk!)
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-12 15:25:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-08-12 15:21:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
-2 because if I went missing, ubersite wouldn't do something like this for me.
Then again, if I went missing, ubersite would spontaneously combust and the aftermath would be something similar to livejournal.
Submitted by Master_Bates (user info) at 2004-08-12 15:20:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
She's cute I may be new but I demand a return.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-08-12 15:20:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There she is!
Submitted by gamma (user info) at 2004-08-12 15:18:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ah!
I clicked on this link expecting a "Where's Waldo"-esque picture :/
Submitted by Zandy1123 (user info) at 2004-08-12 15:16:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yup - that's by far the sexiest milk carton ever...EVER!
Submitted by volklcess (user info) at 2004-08-12 15:12:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Aww, you guys miss me. I feel so loved. Maybe I'll have to make a comeback....hmmm.
:-)
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-08-12 15:07:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OH SHIT!
I'm sorry. I'll let her out of my basement tonight!
Ok, maybe tommorrow morning.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-08-12 15:07:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's a relief. At first, I thought she just didn't want to be near me.
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2004-08-12 15:04:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
She was the one who did that "Boyfriend's Make Good Pets" posts. I liked that one - it was from back in the day when I didn't have an account and I didn't post. Plus she looked cute, and this site needs more of that. I hope she surfaces.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-08-12 14:59:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I miss my Erika. :-(
The Unsolved Mysteries guy is dead?
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-08-12 14:57:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was wondering about her too.
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-08-12 14:57:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
too bad that dude from unsolved mysteries is dead.
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-08-12 14:55:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
agreed...i haven't even seen her on AIM in a while.
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-08-12 14:54:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
havent seen her.
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-08-12 14:53:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
First one to review!!!