Gibberish Finds His 10th Grade Italian Notebook (SPT, only because it isn't an MsPaint) (2392 hits)
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Submitted by gibberish (View user info) at 2004-08-12 17:36:06 EDT
I had the most god awful italian teacher back in 10th grade. Mrs. Mesnick.
ARGHHH!!! Her name still makes me shake with rage.
I know, I know... EVERYONE had bad teachers, but this creature was the most horrid thing ever to limp across the face of the earth. Here's a mental picture for you: Take some hideous troll/frog creature. Now run it over with a car several times. Dump it in a swamp and forget about it for 6 years. Dig it up and give it life and a teaching degree. And a bad accent.
Looks aren't everything though. She was also a crappy teacher and a bitch. She yelled at me for smiling once. I mean what the fuck. Oh excuse me, I forgot I was in a FUCKING CONCENTRATION CAMP. God forbid I have a good attitude when I come into this place. She constantly picked on me until my brain just snapped. I was eventually thrown out of the class (another story entirely).
...but in the time I was in that hellhole I managed to draw a plethera of cartoons mocking her
existance. A good many were on the back of our tests. I picked a few at random (I have over 50).
1. The plan here was to put this image on a t-shirt and see how fast I would get thrown out of school.
2. An essay assignment. Write a 100 word compostition in italian. So I wrote 'A 100 word composition' in italian. Damn, I'm clever. Then I drew a cartoon about a day in my life as a student (the topic my essay was supposed to be on). Needless to say I didn't do too well.
3. The evolution of the crappy teacher.
4&5. I drew a whole series about how you could celebrate the holidays by destroying italian books. These were two of the most popular.
My cartoons about the teacher were passed around the class constantly, making me the king of room 1436. Good times.
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Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-11-22 10:26:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by EmptyRobot (user info) at 2004-09-29 23:08:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by PWNstar (user info) at 2004-09-26 20:38:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2004-09-26 20:23:28 EDT (#)
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Number 2 remains hilarious.
Lets get drunk and throw live cats at the elderly.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-09-26 20:23:14 EDT (#)
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This is really funny.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2004-09-26 20:11:02 EDT (#)
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I wonder why I didn't rate this the first time I read it.
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-09-20 19:16:56 EDT (#)
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I'm drunk so I'm gonna go around and review all my posts like Tuesdaydelay so I can get more hits.
Oooh!!! Look at me!!! My name is Tuesdaydelay!!! I'm so awesome!!!
And yeah, I do have exceptionally good motor skills when I'm drunk, I get a lot of compliments on that.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-15 21:23:00 EDT (#)
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You are a god.
Submitted by AnotherStupidUsername (user info) at 2004-08-13 11:21:49 EDT (#)
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Your title should read "a mspaint" not an mspaint. HA!
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2004-08-13 09:36:14 EDT (#)
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Filthy Assistant already pointed out my favorite part.
+2 for censoring the stick figure in the shower. Hilarious with a capital F!
Wait . . . what?
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-08-13 04:16:49 EDT (#)
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I'm almost at 25000 hits!
Wooo!!! I'm finally going somewhere in life!
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2004-08-13 01:08:24 EDT (#)
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i drank all the pot and smoked all the tea and now i am going to pass out
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-08-12 20:44:36 EDT (#)
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Like on saturday or something.
Mmmmm... saturday....
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-08-12 20:33:41 EDT (#)
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One day I'll get around to posting why exactly I got kicked out of my italian class.
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-08-12 20:16:47 EDT (#)
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Viva la revolucion!
Submitted by heater (user info) at 2004-08-12 19:37:52 EDT (#)
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Duplicate Heat. Another case of Heat-Whoreing.
Submitted by heater (user info) at 2004-08-12 19:32:44 EDT (#)
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Como se dice "Heat" en Espanol?
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-08-12 19:22:32 EDT (#)
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Go shave your...umm... FACE!!!
Ooooo SNAP!
Oh wait.
Fuck.
Submitted by tomato-soup (user info) at 2004-08-12 19:04:23 EDT (#)
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go shave your back
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-08-12 18:58:17 EDT (#)
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Just realized you can't read what it says on the bag in #4.
It should read 'gun powder'.
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2004-08-12 18:16:33 EDT (#)
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Bwaahahahahahahaha
(gasp, spittle)
Bwahahahahahahaha
(snort, gasp)
Ha!
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-08-12 17:58:06 EDT (#)
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Mrs. Mesnick was about 4 feet tall. So much bitchiness in such a small thing.
Submitted by disAbled (user info) at 2004-08-12 17:55:09 EDT (#)
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We called my Spanish teacher, La Bolsa de Putas Norwegas because she was, in fact, a Norwegian Ho-Bag. She stood about 6'4", had a constant scowl, and had shoulders like a pro-football player. We made this song about her. It goes to the tune of "Feliz, Feliz en tu dia!"
La Bolsa de Putas Norwegas
Que tiene mucha tarea
Por mi y mis compeneros
Y candulce muy mal.
We would sing this the same way a southern slave would sing "Old man river." It was a relief to the tedium and demoralizing condescention we experienced on a daily basis.
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-08-12 17:50:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-08-12 17:49:12 (#)
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Periods 2, 3, 5 and 6?
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She was too much of a lazy bitch to make separate assignments for all her classes.
God I hate that evil woman.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-08-12 17:49:52 EDT (#)
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I'm always interested by your crappy pictures.
Submitted by pooper (user info) at 2004-08-12 17:49:22 EDT (#)
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wots wid teh bunnie? he loks kinna gay
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-08-12 17:49:12 EDT (#)
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Periods 2, 3, 5 and 6?
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-08-12 17:49:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2004-08-12 17:46:43 (#)
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Hold up...did you censor out your cock in the shower scene?? Hah! Comedy gold! I think I may be in love with you.
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Of course I censored it, I'm just awesome like that.
After reading your posts I think I love you too Filthy.
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-08-12 17:47:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-08-12 17:44:40 (#)
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What's with the bunny?
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I got into the habit of drawing myself as a rabbit. These are kinda shitty pictures since I was a wee 10th grader. I've improved loads since then.
Oh yeah, back to the question. I guess Watership Down made me think of rabbits as more intelligent than they really are. Go read that book. Now.
Submitted by Quasiplasmohedron (user info) at 2004-08-12 17:47:04 EDT (#)
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This was hilarious.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2004-08-12 17:46:43 EDT (#)
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Hold up...did you censor out your cock in the shower scene?? Hah! Comedy gold! I think I may be in love with you.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-08-12 17:44:40 EDT (#)
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What's with the bunny?
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2004-08-12 17:41:43 EDT (#)
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Number two made me shit myself.
+2 because I did a similar thing on my biology GCSE paper. My essay on the 'nutrition of cows' was actually a delicate and insightful sketch of a cow taking a dump. Remarkably I still got an A* - the bell tolls for thee, British education system.
Submitted by Socky (user info) at 2004-08-12 17:41:13 EDT (#)
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You're awesome. : )
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-08-12 17:39:29 EDT (#)
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Oh by the way, my character is always that weird rabbit person thing.
I don't know why either.