Socky goes to Vegas ; ) (594 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.71 on 26 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Socky <master_socky.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-08-12 18:01:04 EDT
Hi everybody!! It's me, Socky! : )
Last month I went on a vacation to Las Vegas! It was soooo cool! All the lights and gambling at the casinos! What fun!
I stayed in the Excalibur! That's the big castle place! It was pretty gaudy but still fun! I met lots of cool people. Some were even hookers! They gave me their coupons too! : ) I took them to be nice, but I never used them. I don't want AIDS! They were still nice people, even though their vaginas were nastier than the bottom of a sewage pipe.
I gambled a little bit! When I was gambling, some people came down and talked to me for a while about who I was. I said, "Hi there! My name is Socky!" and smiled really big like for them. After a long discussion, they decided that they would let socks gamble. I should start a civil rights movement for socks! We are people too, you know!
After Vegas was over and we flew home; I was exhausted and slightly hung over...
...but I still have the hooker coupons to show for it : D
User Reviews
Submitted by ScottPeterson (user info) at 2005-12-23 23:11:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Archive and memory lane excursion.
Submitted by wazzawazzayo (user info) at 2004-08-16 09:40:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Go shove a banana up your ass fucking bitch!
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-08-13 02:00:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I thought it was AJ, but Tom would do this and he lives near Vegas.
It's Tom.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2004-08-13 01:51:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't want to know who Socky is, I'd rather not lose the fantasy of a Sock that types.
Submitted by Amy (user info) at 2004-08-13 00:01:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
viva las vegas woo!
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2004-08-12 23:58:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Awko (user info) at 2004-08-12 23:50:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love Socky.
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2004-08-12 23:12:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
want to know who socky is? aim me
guess the name you genius
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2004-08-12 22:44:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Someone tell me who Socky is! I wanna know before I let him hump my slippers.
Come on, tell me. Email it to me pleeeeeeeeeease. medium_pimpin365.at.hotmail.com
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2004-08-12 22:32:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Hookers need socks, too.
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2004-08-12 22:22:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
i know who socky is!!!
use stuff you haven't shown others
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-08-12 21:51:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I still don't know/care who this is, but he rocks.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-08-12 20:04:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I know who you are now. I am a little delighted, and a little disappointed. I had SO hoped this was someone brand new who actually joined uber as a sock.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-08-12 19:22:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hey socky-
http://www.ubersite.com/m/40484
Submitted by Peener (user info) at 2004-08-12 18:55:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Socky!
Submitted by Socky (user info) at 2004-08-12 18:55:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Woo! I love you Beer Bong!
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2004-08-12 18:34:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Go hump a sandal, Fetish. Socky kicks ass!
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-12 18:28:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Socky sucks.
Submitted by Socky (user info) at 2004-08-12 18:19:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That's cool Beer Bong!!
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2004-08-12 18:17:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have a magazine with that same picture in it.
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2004-08-12 18:17:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
S'ok Socky, you're too cute for me to be mad at you. I just want to hug you and kiss you and snuggle you and then....er
What?!
Submitted by Gnome (user info) at 2004-08-12 18:08:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
pushes the line, but they're allowed to hand them out on the street so they can't REALLY be porn. they don't ACTUALLY show anything....
Submitted by Socky (user info) at 2004-08-12 18:06:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sorry : (
I didn't think it was substantially disguting enough for a NSFW label, but it did cross my mind.
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2004-08-12 18:05:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love socky.
I hate NSFW posts that aren't labeled. Them there girlies are twat lickers, socky! My boss doesn't want to see that shit. Well, maybe she does. I dunno.
Yea Vegas!
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2004-08-12 18:04:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good call. Never throw away a coupon for a hooker. You never know when you'll need it.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-08-12 18:04:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I want to have your cotton offspring.