Ten Reasons why I love England (6991 hits)
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Submitted by Freakmagnet (View user info) at 2004-08-12 21:06:07 EDT
After seeing the "I Like America...With Legitimate Reasons Why" http://www.ubersite.com/m/41220 post I decided to do one of my own, without further ado, here are the top ten reasons I like Great Britain.
1. I like the fact that our biggest media organization is controlled, edited, and owned by our government.
2. I like the fact that we desperately hold on to the traditions of a monarchy even though, it has a history of oppression, absolute tyranny, and torture.
3. I like the fact that half of our law making body is controlled by rich people who were birthed, not voted, into office.
4. I like the fact that we are hypocritical and consistently accuse Americans of being, jingoistic, bullies, and arrogant. Even though it wasn't too long ago that we controlled half the bloody planet!!!
5. I like the fact that every time someone posts something even half way positive about America we harp all over them and call them arrogant.
6. I love our crappy television programming and half-rate comedy. MONTY PYTHON IS GOD!!!
7. I love that we claim to be so much more accepting than American but 95% of the people here are Caucasian.
8. I like the fact that America's GDP is 10.98 trillion while ours is 1.664 trillion. We are 1/10 as productive as you bloody, jingoistic, son of a bitch yanks! Oh yeah, and 17% of our nation lives in poverty while only 12% of yours does. SCREW CAPATILISM!
9. I like that music deemed even remotely anti-British can be legally banned from our radios. E.G. "God Save the Queen" and "Anarchy in the UK" by the Sex Pistols.
10. I love that we have no written constitution and that it is based on "Common Law" and "Tradition."
Woo Hoo! Americans are stupid and fat, England rocks!
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Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-30 22:29:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by Freakmagnet (user info) at 2004-11-30 22:26:56 (#)
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That fetish guy is a fag.
Submitted by amjadbaig (user info) at 2004-09-22 01:54:51 EDT (#)
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England,
I'm an American and I love England. I would put myself at great risk to ensure that the beautiful honesty of the English prevails in the world. The world is a better place because of the English. The English people have shown valor, intellectual honesty, and a commitment to lead at a very difficult time. If you're English you should be proud, and I hold you all close to my heart.
Amjad Baig
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-08-13 08:53:07 EDT (#)
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Ahahahah...
Hilarious: +2
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-08-13 08:45:50 EDT (#)
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haha
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-08-13 08:27:12 EDT (#)
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Ha ha, take that, you limey brits!
I'm chaning my "ethnicity" I was 50% german, 25% english, 23% irish and 2% french.
Now I am 100% AMERICAN.
WOO HOO! I'M A SLIMY CAPATILISTIC DOG!
Submitted by Scotsman (user info) at 2004-08-13 08:22:54 EDT (#)
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For copnfusding England with Britain.....really pisses me off when people do that.
Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-08-13 08:12:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-08-12 23:41:06 (#)
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"7. I love that we claim to be so much more accepting than American but 95% of the people here are Caucasian."
I thought you were mainly Pakis now.
Another reason to love England:
Because they make the Aussie sports teams look good!
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Who won the rugby world cup?!
ENGLAND.
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-08-12 23:41:06 EDT (#)
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"7. I love that we claim to be so much more accepting than American but 95% of the people here are Caucasian."
I thought you were mainly Pakis now.
Another reason to love England:
Because they make the Aussie sports teams look good!
Submitted by tictactoe (user info) at 2004-08-12 22:10:52 EDT (#)
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Awesome.
Submitted by downerSTAIN (user info) at 2004-08-12 22:04:55 EDT (#)
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7. I love that we claim to be so much more accepting than American but 95% of the people here are Caucasian.
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haha Exactly. British people don't hate black people because there's like, 10 on the whole fucking island. This article was great.
Submitted by ofMontreal (user info) at 2004-08-12 21:54:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Slapshot99 (user info) at 2004-08-12 21:21:43 EDT (#)
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#11..........I love the country's dental plan.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-08-12 21:07:59 EDT (#)
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"1. I like the fact that our biggest media organization is controlled, edited, and owned by our government."
I love that, too! NO COMMERCIALS ON BBC! THAT is why government-controlled media is good.