Shitfuck, exposed. (1579 hits)
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Rating: 1.6 on 42 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Corn Nugget (View user info) at 2004-08-12 23:59:51 EDT
I thought I'd let everyone know the truth about "shitfuck" before any other girls got tricked.
I talked to him for a few weeks on AIM. He seemed like a nice enough guy, pretty smart, pretty insightful, inspired, etc... He flattered me, asked for naked pictures, talked about sex... you know, the normal things guys want to talk about on the internet.
We grew really close, and then he told me the truth.
To be honest, I was really flattered at first... I was honored that he respected me enough to tell me about the REAL him. I knew he hadn't told anyone else about it, and for some reason I took pride in being the ONLY one who knew his secret.
He asked for my address, said he wanted to send a picture. I complied.
Then I did something totally out of charecter... he gave me his mailing address, and I sent him a naked picture of myself. Jesus, what was I THINKING!?
He sent me two pictures. One was him cuming onto my photographed face.
The other I've included at the bottom of this post.
He's no fucking 26 year old hottie.
No.
He's some fat old fuck.
Oh... and what's his secret?
Well, he doesn't live in Canada, that's for damn sure.
He lives in cell number SMU38.
Asshole
User Reviews
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2007-03-16 13:09:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Dino (user info) at 2004-08-14 20:00:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"and I sent him a naked picture of myself"
Come on girl, share the love!
Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2004-09-13 18:02:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Woah...if this is true, that's fucking creepy.
And if it's a hoax, it's a damn good one!
Shitfuck's a hell of a writer (when he tries), but I wouldn't be surprised in the least.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-08-20 15:50:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
what a fat, pathetic fuck. don't go sprayin' your ass-blood around here shuffles!
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-08-16 11:23:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
fuck you.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-08-16 11:22:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You fucking bitch! Just because I'm behind these bars don't mean I can't have you whacked out. Oh thanks for the nudes, I'm gonna make copies and give 'em to the guys in protective custody--you know--the pedo's and date rapers.
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-08-15 20:56:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/41782
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-08-15 20:51:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
if you want the naked picture, you'll have to get it from him. I didn't make COPIES before I sent it.
Submitted by Dino (user info) at 2004-08-14 20:00:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"and I sent him a naked picture of myself"
Come on girl, share the love!
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-08-13 18:05:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2004-08-13 10:44:13 (#)
Ranking: 2
i am being shitfuck for a day.
****
I would LOVE to see that!
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-08-13 12:52:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shitfuck doesn't know this, but I am going to go camping with him and then ick his eyelids when he is asleep.
Before he does it to me!
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-08-13 12:48:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this can't be shitfuck. i've met him and he is beautiful with the biggest penis
i have ever seen on a white guy. we had sex for like 48 hours straight and there
was roll playing and everything...
oh wait! i just thought it was shitfuck. as i asked that fine hunk of man his name he tripped over
the curb and said "shit! fuck!" so i assumed...
oh dear...
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-08-13 11:48:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was Shitfuck for a day.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2004-08-13 11:44:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by PatheticCapitalistFuck (user info) at 2004-08-13 00:14:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
Shit, that's my dad!
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Mine too! So, wow, we're like, related huh? Cool! We should bond. Any chance you could lend me some money? And one of your kidneys? Thanks!
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2004-08-13 11:43:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ick.
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2004-08-13 10:57:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shitfuck rules.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2004-08-13 10:44:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i am being shitfuck for a day.
Submitted by HatMan (user info) at 2004-08-13 09:23:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2004-08-13 09:13:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2004-08-13 09:09:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-13 06:57:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-08-13 04:00:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
In the wise words of the people at [adult swim]:
Heh.
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2004-08-13 03:54:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm not surprised.
Submitted by veins_of_glass (user info) at 2004-08-13 03:54:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What. The. Fuck?
So creepy, so very very creepy
Submitted by OhgrNaut (user info) at 2004-08-13 03:50:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
but his comments are my favorite ones.
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-08-13 03:30:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nuggeta if you want to find out more about this character go here:
http://www.adc.state.az.us/ISearch.htm
I can't quite make out the inmate number on the letter but if you type it in it should drag him up.
Submitted by Gnome (user info) at 2004-08-13 02:29:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for 'bull dyke'
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-08-13 01:13:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't like people who lie about themselves online. I wonder if this is shenanigans or not, though.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-08-13 01:11:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought shitfuck was a bull dyke.
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2004-08-13 01:06:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
TOO MUCH DRAMA FOR YO MAMA!
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2004-08-13 01:02:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-08-13 00:56:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by downerSTAIN (user info) at 2004-08-13 00:50:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
damn, this shit is fucked up right here.
Submitted by Quasiplasmohedron (user info) at 2004-08-13 00:47:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-08-13 00:43:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And he told me he loved ME and only ME!
I'm not sending him any more naked pictures after this. Fucking two-timer!
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-13 00:39:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, look at the postage stamp.
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-08-13 00:22:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hell that cell is cute. No wonder half the trailer trash in America wants one.
So what is he in for Nuggets? You can tell because if you have his name it is on the public record.
Hey he is probably on one of those prisoner support websites. You know the ones:
www.adopt_a_pedophile_or_rapist.com
or
www.befriend-an-axe-murderer.net
Submitted by ubertits (user info) at 2004-08-13 00:16:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hmmmm..... a lesson well learned dont you think?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-08-13 00:15:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
id still fuck him, hes my hero
Submitted by PatheticCapitalistFuck (user info) at 2004-08-13 00:14:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shit, that's my dad!
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2004-08-13 00:14:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
This made me smile...not because it was funny, but because it sounded like shitfuck up until the end.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2004-08-13 00:11:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"He sent me two pictures. One was him cuming onto my photographed face."
i'm going to sue this shitfuck character!
that's MY technique!
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2004-08-13 00:04:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-08-13 00:02:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
Shit. He was asking me for naked pictures too, thank God I haven't sent them.
Yet.
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Apparently there's no shortage of naked pictures of you anyway.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-08-13 00:02:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shit. He was asking me for naked pictures too, thank God I haven't sent them.
Yet.