remember me (608 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -2 on 7 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by no_e_mail_address (View user info) at 2004-08-13 00:30:05 EDT
So my friend picked up this chic in a chat room 2 days ago. Already she's sending him her (naked) pictures, and is already on her way to our state. Upon my request, she's bringing her friends along, too-y'know for a full-fledged orgy.
Now while this may be a fantasy come true: a complete stranger who is an exotic dancer, driving across country for 3 days, and bringing her friends over just to fuck your brains out; this kind of impulsive behavior is a sure sign of psychosis.
So, ubersite, if I never post on this website again, assume that I was murdered.
Peace.
P.S. Atleast I'll die happy =)
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Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-08-13 09:13:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
He's a goner.... It's probably a cop numbnuts
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-08-13 08:12:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sung to the tune of "I only want to be with you"
You post on here, you've got nothing at all to say.
You think your cool, but we all know your ghey.
You don't spell check
You don't proof read.
You post your crap up here for the world to see...
But theirs nothing we can do.
cept give you a -2!
cept give you a -2!
Don't take it personally,
but -2 die
Don't get all teary,
your post makes baby jebus cry
But theirs nothing we can do......
cept give you -2!!!!!!!!!
cept give you -2!!!!!!!!!
Your post screams out "help me"
I'm not that bright
I'm sure you're smarter then this
but capitlize your "I"'s
But theirs nothing we can do.....
cept give you -2!!!!!!!!!
cept give you -2!!!!!!!!!
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Mickginny says "kill yourself"
Bart leaves a no comment
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Post something Funny,
Not plagerized
If you Cut and paste e-mails
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Submitted by Gnome (user info) at 2004-08-13 02:01:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
hard to disagree with the logic layed out so tastefully below me.
Submitted by PatheticCapitalistFuck (user info) at 2004-08-13 01:34:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I hope you get a dry ass fucking you'll never forget and live so you can report back on your torn sphincter and the reconstructive surgery you needed to get the dick taste out of your mouth.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-08-13 00:45:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If this story is real, it's probably a bunch of 40 year old child molestors pretending to be girls so they can find out where you live and kill you. Hopefully.
Submitted by qwert_666 (user info) at 2004-08-13 00:44:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
SHE is 45 and her name is Ted, and she is bringing Frank and John
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2004-08-13 00:39:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
nope