Retards should be aborted (7779 hits)
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Submitted by NotMethod (View user info) at 2004-08-13 02:32:53 EDT
You know, I have nothing against ree-rees. They're generally happy little fucks, but honestly, they don't have any place in this world. They play no significant role in society, except to make us feel better about ourselves. They just don't have anything to contribute.
I was out to dinner with a friend tonight, and these two parents had their drooling, dribbling son with them.
Sure, he was happy as shit.
He even got up and started "flying" around the room, his arms raised out, making airplane noises with his mouth. I wish I had that sort of spontaneity.
But to tell you the truth, it's not fair to them. They don't know they're retarded, but they can't function like normal people, and eventually, when their parents die, (if they don't swallow a gallon of Draino first), they'll be on their own, with no one to take care of them.
Not that I'm an asshole (I am), but having a retarded child could honestly be the worst thing that could happen to a couple.
Imagine this.
You have a gorgeous wife. You have a great job, and everything's great. You couldn't wish for anything more in your life.
Except a child.
You manage to knock your wife up with your super sperm, and go to the doctor for a check up.
You decide that you want to know the gender of the child.
The doctor looks at the results, looks up at you, and with a disconcerted look on your face, pronounces:
"Congratulations. It's a retard"
So, what do you do now?
Do you keep the child, and love it and hug it and squeeze it until it's old enough to enter the Special Olympics, and make you oh, so proud, or do you hit up the nearest abortion clinic and pull that fucker out, head first?
You have to live the rest of your life, ashamed of your child, and wondering how the one retarded sperm could have beat out all the other millions for first place in your wife's egg.
It's like the Special Sperm Olympics, except everyone loses. Even the retard.
They have the technology to tell people before hand if their kid is going to come out with a sloped forehead and the strength of 10 mules.
I think the decision is clear.
Retards should be aborted.
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Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2009-09-15 16:12:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
s/hitmonger.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-09-15 13:16:22 EDT (#)
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that's not true. All retards land spots in ABC Family type series where they belt out lots of lines that no one can understand but perhaps the writers, but likely not even them. They are a multi-billion dollar industry, and the last true export America has.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-09-15 11:30:41 EDT (#)
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Shit-stirring in its heyday.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-10-25 04:11:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-25 09:14:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you bastard, my hamster is retarded
Submitted by Lunch_Pail (user info) at 2005-06-28 02:33:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
im sure this post was not cool. somethin i would normally minus 2 the life out of. i didnt even read it though. i started crackin up at ree rees so you get a +2.
Submitted by dodahdave (user info) at 2005-06-17 17:54:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by A_Hitler (user info) at 2004-08-20 21:39:22 (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/42342
my girlfriend is a retard
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HAHAhahahah!! A_Hitler!! HAHAhahahaha!!!
Excellent hit-whoring post, Method.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-05-24 20:57:18 EDT (#)
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wooooooooo
Submitted by landyuk (user info) at 2004-10-06 06:08:12 EDT (#)
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all very true - puts me off my food when i see them - to those who have them...please kepp them in the attic!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-10-06 05:48:29 EDT (#)
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It could be that you are a lazy little asshole who listens to crappy music, posts crap on the Internet, watches TV, and makes fun of people, while a person with Down's syndrome works hard, albeit in a simple job, and treats people with kindness and respect. Are you really better than he is?"""
Excellent rebuttal.
Submitted by Julia (user info) at 2004-08-23 16:56:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sorry, sheean, but you don't know what you're talking about. Most retardation is not detectable during pregnancy, which is why Method's premise was--well, retarded.
Submitted by sheean <sheean-website.at.xs4all.nl> at 2004-08-21 15:47:44 EDT (#)
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Ignoring all the 'pro-life' freaks.. he's talking about *abortion*, you know before the kid is born. Before the kid is a kid, before the kid has the remote chance of having any intelligence, awareness, thoughts whatsoever. It would be perfectly valid reason to abort a kid at such a stage just because you don't want one. The fact that your kid could become severly handicaped would be even better, because *hell* you would atleast have a reason. It's pretty easy to see when an embryo would become retarded: it has genetical and/or physical deficiences, you can't do an IQ test on one of course.
Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2004-08-20 22:19:31 EDT (#)
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How I feel about ree-rees.
Submitted by A_Hitler (user info) at 2004-08-20 21:39:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/42342
my girlfriend is a retard
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-08-20 21:13:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
nooooooooooo my heat is meeeeeeeelting MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELTINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Submitted by Julia (user info) at 2004-08-20 17:45:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Since I have a retarded daughter, I should probably be angry, but I'm not. This rant was just a sad little Uberskidmark. Congratulations! You're an idiot!
Submitted by Dr. Stevenson <dr.stevenson.at.your.mom's.house> at 2004-08-20 10:09:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
>> wondering how the one retarded sperm could have beat out all the other millions for first place
>> in your wife's egg
HAHAHHAHHAHHAHA! True, that question would haunt you until the end of your days!
>> their kid is going to come out with a sloped forehead and the strength of 10 mules
>> haha, 10 mules....nothing scarier than retard rage.
"They come at you with a whirling dervish, all fists and elbows. You'll be screaming 'No! No! No!' but all they hear is 'Who wants cake?' And they all do. They all want cake."
Submitted by RateBot (user info) at 2004-08-20 00:11:05 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-08-19 20:17:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*drools*
Submitted by Arsenal (user info) at 2004-08-19 19:37:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by OhgrNaut (user info) at 2004-08-13 03:26:43 (#)
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Logic at its finest, but it still makes me oh so sad.
Can't retards be trained to do menial labor? That would be nice.
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I didn't read the post, and only a couple replies but I did see this. At my high school after lunch they would send all the retards to the cafeteria and make them clean up after everyone. I thought that was terrible, yet, funny at the same time.
Submitted by JoeRat (user info) at 2004-08-19 16:40:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Regarding this nonsense:
Submitted by superbob2222us (user info) at 2004-08-19 14:07:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
I give this one a plus two, simply because it isn't fair to those out there born retarded that have to live an outside life, or make those who aren't pay for all of their "special needs." You tree-huggin hippies who think all life deserves a chance let me just ask you. Did Hitler deserve a chance?
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Exactly. Hitler didn't deserve a chance. He wasn't retarded, however, and probably had an IQ much higher than yours and most who have posted here, yet he did great evil in the world. Most people who are "wastes of space" in this world are not mentally retarded.
How do we decide who is smart enough to live, and who should die? If your IQ is less than 70, are you worthless? Or should the cutoff be 85? Maybe 100? What makes a life worthwhile? If you are an ignorant little shit with an IQ of, say, 115, how much better are you than someone with an IQ of 75? How much more productive? How much more worth does your life have? It could be that you are a lazy little asshole who listens to crappy music, posts crap on the Internet, watches TV, and makes fun of people, while a person with Down's syndrome works hard, albeit in a simple job, and treats people with kindness and respect. Are you really better than he is?
BTW, I'm not against aborting "retards." What I am against is stupid little shits who assume they are better than people who happen to have been born with somewhat weaker intellect. Life is a lottery, boys, and you lucked out. You're not better, just luckier. I don't know about your parents though.
Now go bite a pillow.
Submitted by MajicWalrus at 2004-08-19 15:48:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You almost made me believe you, but that's just because I wished you've been aborted... Unfortunately you can't tell an asshole until he opens his mouth.
Submitted by superbob2222us (user info) at 2004-08-19 14:07:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I give this one a plus two, simply because it isn't fair to those out there born retarded that have to live an outside life, or make those who aren't pay for all of their "special needs." You tree-huggin hippies who think all life deserves a chance let me just ask you. Did Hitler deserve a chance?
Submitted by ScoutCJustice (user info) at 2004-08-19 01:53:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-08-18 20:29:42 (#)
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Sweet jesus people, is it too much to ask to have 1 fucking post in the negative? JUST ONE????
God, I hate you all. That's it, my next post is going to be so offensive, anyone that +2's it is going straight to hell, no questions asked.
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Offensive doesn't get a shitty rating from me. Bad writing gets a shitty rating from me. This was not bad writing. This was great writing. If you want a bad rating then write something that sucks, not something offensive.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-08-18 23:25:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Congradulations. You have given a turn of the millenium cast to one of Adolph Hitler's favorite rants. Your similarity of argument is really quite remarkable. I understand the American Nazi Party was folded into the KKK many years ago. Are you a member?
Submitted by PWNstar (user info) at 2004-08-18 23:17:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"They have the technology to tell people before hand if their kid is going to come out with a sloped forehead and the strength of 10 mules"
haha, 10 mules....nothing scarier than retard rage.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-08-18 20:48:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I gave you as many -2's as I could. Geez, a girl's gotta pee, sleep, and eat ya know.
Submitted by spinningaroundme (user info) at 2004-08-18 20:41:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by josh <FUCKYOU.at.AOL.COM> at 2004-08-17 14:26:17 (#)
Ranking: 0
r u fucking kidding me...? listen to what ur saying.. my brother is retarted and i love him hes awesome....people still have feelings...i dont no what the hell is wrong with you people...ur all prolly a bunch a dumb niggers with choadss....why odnt u shut the fuck up or go to hell u big fuckin dicksuckers and ur all probably gay dumbass's anyway...FUCK U
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...says the (in order) pussy, rascist, religious homophobe with the AOL address.
Funny post, don't agree totally with the subject, but still worthy of a +2
-spinning
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-08-18 20:38:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Method, they are all +2'ing you because of your MVA position and ability to wrestle weiners at ubercon. You will see the people who actually gave you negative ratings are rating on content.
I still say that this post is -2 material. There is nothing wrong with handicaps.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-08-18 20:29:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sweet jesus people, is it too much to ask to have 1 fucking post in the negative? JUST ONE????
God, I hate you all. That's it, my next post is going to be so offensive, anyone that +2's it is going straight to hell, no questions asked.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-08-18 17:41:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-08-18 17:14:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Retard (user info) at 2004-08-18 16:11:13 (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
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Submitted by Jo_of_the_golden_P (user info) at 2004-08-18 16:14:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
My down's syndrome cousin would have been aborted if his parents had had the test before he was born. I hate the kid, but that's because he's an evil little shit, the other tards at his school are, to quote, 'happy little fucks.' I don't really think eugenics is such a bad idea, as long as it wasn't based on race or some other non-health/intelligence-based quality. Ouch, I can feel the flames approaching!
Submitted by Retard (user info) at 2004-08-18 16:11:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Adeline Junkie <nerd_girl20.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-08-18 16:07:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Joe's Abortion clinic, you make it we scrape it."
gave me a good laugh.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-08-18 13:11:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
You just supported eugenism, in a retard way
Submitted by I-remember-big-daddy (user info) at 2004-08-18 12:56:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2004-08-13 06:03:44 (#)
Ranking: 0
no man thats just wrong. you sick fucker.
retarded chicks give much better blowjobs
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I just fucking choked laughing at this one.....
As for method or notmethod, you're one fucker who's going to hell.....wanna share a cab?
Submitted by JoeRat (user info) at 2004-08-18 12:51:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh, and by the way, moron, I hope you aren't stupid enough to believe that all forms of mental retardation can be detected before birth. Just like your parents probably didn't know what an asshole you would turn out to be.
Submitted by JoeRat (user info) at 2004-08-18 12:36:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is stupid. I can tell from your idiotic post that your own IQ probably barely breaks three digits. A person with an intellect three or four standard deviations above yours may feel that you, with your puny intellect, limited capacity for analysis, and childish need to be outrageous, are a waste of space.
There are many people with average or above average intellects who do more harm to society than good. Perhaps "retards" help us by teaching those of us who are capable of it compassion. But a stupid little cum stain like you is beyond help.
I assume you are young. Maybe someday you will learn to value other people for things that really matter. But I doubt it, because you are stupid. It's just an accident of birth that you are not retarded. Obviously, you don't appreciate what you have.
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2004-08-18 12:16:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Hugeos (user info) at 2004-08-18 10:04:45 (#)
Ranking: 0
Kill all retards? But then where would the next generation of ubersite geeks come from?
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Oh man, I'm laughing so hard it hurts. This is the funniest and most original joke ever.
Note to Method: I win chummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
p!
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-08-18 12:13:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jews should be aborted.
Submitted by apocalypse (user info) at 2004-08-18 12:10:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Abortion is god's return policy..
Submitted by Hugeos (user info) at 2004-08-18 10:04:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Kill all retards? But then where would the next generation of ubersite geeks come from?
Submitted by TheMidnight12AM (user info) at 2004-08-18 07:58:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I am a vehement opponent of abortion, but a +1 for pissing off so many people.
Submitted by punchdrunk (user info) at 2004-08-18 06:53:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
312 reviews,holy shit.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-08-18 00:57:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Also, all these people are hypocrites for other reasons. Let's say a couple had a baby girl, and when she turned 14, her mom decided it was time to make her get a pap smear at a gynecologist. Despite the fact that she's only 14, hasn't had sex, and doesn't want to, her mom makes her anyway. This turns her into a super-slut in later life.
Why is that example relevant? Parents who would impose invasive procedures on their children would have NO qualms about aborting a defective fetus.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-08-18 00:14:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You know what, you hypocritical pieces of shit that call me an insensitive asshole are all talking out of your asses.
If you went to the doctor, and he told you that your child was going to be born retarded, but it just so happens that they discovered a process wherein your child could be repaired, you wouldn't jump at the chance? If you had a choice between a healthy baby and a retarded baby, you would most definitely choose the procedure to fix them. Anyone that says otherwise is a lying piece of shit.
Why is that?
Because they're damaged goods.
Submitted by Freakmagnet at 2004-08-17 23:21:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Damn it you asshole, you made me feel bad because I don't know if I would abort a retarted kid or not.
Submitted by sempboy (user info) at 2004-08-17 23:05:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
category ...romance?
funny whether or not your serious, kind of mean, but hell i wouldn't want a retard.
Submitted by Kagi <blank.at.blank.com> at 2004-08-17 22:19:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Oi! They tried getting rid of the degenerates back in the early 1900s, it was called "eugenics", remember? The banality of this of this article makes me wish I could have the time it took me to read it back.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2004-08-17 22:13:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Four words: Survival of the fittest.
They're slowing down the herd.
Submitted by JesusTymofie (user info) at 2004-08-17 20:03:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah i used to be retarted, then i stoped pretending to be able to tolerate "rap music"
Submitted by Principa_Discordia (user info) at 2004-08-17 18:13:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Couldn't agree more. Go home carebears and cry more.
+2.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-08-17 16:35:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
asdf;ljkj teh best things in life are edible, and the reason for this stark contrast in today's society is for the total lack of respect for the law. In theory then, we should be having the times of our life on this beautiful island we call Great Britain. But this is another story about how our lives in the uk will be morphing due to the overwhelming insight of todays modern technology. Here we can see schools like the one currently on channel 4 portraying life at secondary modern schools of the 1960s, from futher observations of these so called students, we can see that they have no geography skills not to mention how to use basic punctuation and manners. If this is what we'll see from the future, then what will become of the world as we know. It will not be as well endowed to the fact that we'll be always conquering countries like those in eastern asia or europe, but also countries like Norway, easily doable in my opinion. Any way this world is fucked up
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-08-17 16:14:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
then kill yourself, it's not too late!
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-08-17 15:57:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Let's start giving this shit 400 reviews!!!
Submitted by Keith at 2004-08-17 15:47:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Excellent!
Retards are wastes of space and should all be gassed and burned like the jews in world war 2. Now theres and Idea
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-08-17 15:15:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Man, just look at all the poor fools who will suffer from erectile dysfunction.
What comes around goes around
I'm telling you baby, it's called karma
What goes up comes down
Hits the ground
You're gonna find out
All about, all about
Kkkkkkarma
So go on, go on, go have your day in the sun
Have a blast honey
Have you some fun
But don't forget about that golden rule
What you do to others is gonna get done to you
What comes around goes around
I'm telling you baby, it's called karma
What goes up comes down
Hits the ground
You're gonna find out
All about, all about
kkkkkkarma
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-08-17 15:08:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AHHHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You're back in to postive ratings again. Way to go, DICK!
Submitted by josh <FUCKYOU.at.AOL.COM> at 2004-08-17 14:26:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
r u fucking kidding me...? listen to what ur saying.. my brother is retarted and i love him hes awesome....people still have feelings...i dont no what the hell is wrong with you people...ur all prolly a bunch a dumb niggers with choadss....why odnt u shut the fuck up or go to hell u big fuckin dicksuckers and ur all probably gay dumbass's anyway...FUCK U
Submitted by B-Nizzo (user info) at 2004-08-17 13:49:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, the sweet anger! +2, because of the magnitude of people you've pissed off.
Submitted by jcricket (user info) at 2004-08-17 13:45:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i don't agree with some of the reasons for aborting or with the way that he presented his reasoning, but also not to be spiteful or anything, I would abort just as well if i were put into that situation.
it's not fair for my child to live a life like that. It's true that I'll never know what quality of life s/he'd have after birth, but chances are, it's going to be difficult as hell.
You can bash him for being an asshole, but you shouldn't bash him for speaking the truth.
If each one of you actually had the information that your child was going to be severely malformed, barring you ultra-religious types, what would you do?
I'd abort. I'd hate it.
But I'd do it.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-08-17 12:54:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wouldn't even rape a female ree-ree, because of the fact that they're fucking gross.
We should treat retards like infected British cattle - throw them into a pit and incinerate them.
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-08-17 12:52:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by alu (user info) at 2004-08-17 04:41:39 (#)
Ranking: -2
I think you are either one sick fuck or tried to make a joke and failed. If you're going to piss off a bunch of people at least be funny about it.
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That's where you're wrong my friend, this was funny as fuck.
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2004-08-17 12:47:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
We should keep a few of the reerees around purely for entertainment value. You can't say that watching Corkie and his sloppy faced girlfriend after having a few bong hits and some vodka wasn't great television.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2004-08-17 10:23:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yup
Submitted by shat <projectmayhem86.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-08-17 09:38:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by gbusman (user info) at 2004-08-17 04:57:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
okay
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-08-17 04:52:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
On the contrary, 288 reviews means I managed to piss off a whole hell of a lot of people.
You, sir/madam are a reeree
Submitted by alu (user info) at 2004-08-17 04:41:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I think you are either one sick fuck or tried to make a joke and failed. If you're going to piss off a bunch of people at least be funny about it.
Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-08-17 04:17:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
CUNT
Submitted by Rotodizer (user info) at 2004-08-17 01:18:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Submitted by ScoutCJustice (user info) at 2004-08-17 01:14:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
Another +2 because the rest of you fuckers don't get that this is comic gold.
And one more time... stop taking stuff so goddamned seriously."
Couldn't say better.
Submitted by ScoutCJustice (user info) at 2004-08-17 01:14:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Another +2 because the rest of you fuckers don't get that this is comic gold.
And one more time... stop taking stuff so goddamned seriously.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-08-17 01:09:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Kristen, I want to lick your bum so bad!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-08-17 00:43:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm heat
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-08-17 00:41:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Goddamn it. Why is this positive?
Whoever continues to give this a neutral or positive rating will be struck with erectile dysfunction and/or a yeast infection.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-08-17 00:40:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Because everyone who -2ed this has a retarded baby!
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2004-08-17 00:38:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
for 'ree-ree's'
seriously people, serious or not, it's humorous.
why is retarded people such a taboo subject?
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-08-17 00:28:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Imagine it, people! On the grassy plains of Iceland, we would have retarded babies with primed grenades, and the other army would be a million prairie dogs! Not to mention a bunch of howitzers with nukes loaded in them to exterminate the survivors!
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2004-08-17 00:20:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Only -2ing this so JohnGalt has to pony up the dough. Otherwise, I'd +2 you for baiting these people into getting you onto Most Heated. I never knew you could pull shit without a string so far.
Bravo!
Submitted by w/e at 2004-08-16 23:16:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
omg ur an asshole....how could anyone say that!! I never thought anyone could be like that....I have nothing to you....words cant discribe how much anger i am experiencing right now....how could god let someone like you be born?! and im just being nice
Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2004-08-16 22:16:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-08-16 22:07:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucking people, now it's about fucking abortion! Listen, let's look at this in a chameleon point of view. I know chameleon breeders who have had female adult chamaleons lay a bunch of eggs, and some of them were faulty, or they had to smash the egg because it would be fucked up, because of the condition of it. Life is cheap. Life isn't precious!
There will always be lots of life. What life is, is mammals and stuff like them with organs inside to make them walk and talk and jerk their meat. Imagine if World War 1 hadn't happenned, or World War 2? People, if war wasn't existent, we would be sharing toilets with someone you don't like.
ABORT RETARDS ESPECIALLY!
Actually, good idea. We should send an army of retards armed with grenades and nothing but, and an army of prairie dogs. That would be sweet!
Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2004-08-16 20:26:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you have to put yourselves in the shoes of a retarded kid. granted you might not have as much insight to your own condition as others would, but you still have feelings. you still fear death. you still know love. on that one hand, i think they should be left alone.
but from an outside perspective...we know that they don't possess the accurate amount of insight to guage themselves accurately. from our perspective, most would rather be not alive than in that position. in that sense, preemptive abortion makes sense.
theoretically i would like my wife to get an abortion to save the child the misery of a mental handicap but i don't know what i'd do in reality.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-08-16 19:42:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
because i know you want to keep this in the negative.
Submitted by U-232 (user info) at 2004-08-16 19:09:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Title made me smile.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2004-08-16 16:10:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-08-16 15:24:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Method Hitler, leader of the Fourth Reich!
Submitted by MGB (user info) at 2004-08-16 13:51:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+1 for taking a stance
+1 for pissing off like 200 people
Submitted by Lost_Gator_Fan (user info) at 2004-08-16 13:22:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+1 for taking a stance
+1 for taking a stance I agree on.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-08-16 12:36:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-08-15 00:39:11 (#)
Ranking: -2
What irks me more is when two retarded people fuck and have a child. That's just fucking wrong, im sorry.
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Thanks, asshole.
My mother has cerebral palsy and both she and my father are deaf and mute. They have three children who are happy and healthy. My little brother just got a 28 on his ACT. My older brother is head of his department at a University. I graduated top 10% of my class. We all contribute to society just like you do.
...you think your shit doesn't stink?
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-08-16 11:30:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+1 because this is on Most Heated with several hundred reviews...
+1 because its rank is still positive!
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2004-08-16 11:04:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Make jesus smile, kiss a retard today!
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-08-16 10:41:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/41825
Submitted by yabbo (user info) at 2004-08-16 10:41:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.tard-blog.com/
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-08-16 10:36:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Seriously though,
Without tards, who will bag my groceries?
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-08-16 09:52:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If I respond from my nice, politically correct side, I would have to say this is just horrible. Which of course, it is.
However, I've never been accused of being too politically correct. Or nice.
I am honest though - this made me crack up. Kinda like watching a kid fall down and scoop up a pound of dirt with their mouth. It's brutal, but funny.
Submitted by technu (user info) at 2004-08-16 04:34:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i meant to give you -2
BEEHOTCH
Im jewiSH
Submitted by technu (user info) at 2004-08-16 04:34:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wow, also lets abort all the people that short, yeah and have ONE SUPREME RACE!!! you can be hitler the second.
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2004-08-16 04:13:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
asshole.
Submitted by Billie Joe <mpftmead1014.at.yahoo.com> at 2004-08-16 03:16:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Abort those little slobber fucker! GREENDAY ROCKS!
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2004-08-16 01:35:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by ToxicNarcotic (user info) at 2004-08-16 00:16:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you hippie bastards this shit is gold
Submitted by bush_lies (user info) at 2004-08-15 23:59:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
brave stance with good reason but it's so cold blooded i have to give it a 1 in place of a 2.
i would take a different approach myself, the darwin approach. leave all the retards in some tropical rain forest and let survival of the fitest play itself out. if they're meant to live they do, if they're meant to die then fuck'em. i personally think retards will eventually be the next step in human evolution, but all the retards we see are the mistakes heading in the new direction. eventually some retard-looking guy is going to pop out with laser vision and humans will be reborn.
Submitted by Slovin (user info) at 2004-08-15 23:23:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's stupid to say that the disabled deserve special consideration simply because of the fact that they are disabled. What other species does this?
My suggestion is, of course, to turn retards into processed meat for use in the fast food industry.
Submitted by Slovin (user info) at 2004-08-15 23:16:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MisterUnfortunate (user info) at 2004-08-13 03:27:31 (#)
Ranking: -2
And a big ol' -2 from me for picking on people who can't help the way they are.
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He's not "picking on them," he's saying they should be aborted before they are allowed to exist.
And I agree.
Submitted by Tizzle (user info) at 2004-08-15 22:51:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Aw. How touching. Bashing the ones that have yet to learn to defend themselves orally. It's a pitty you use text to harrass the idiots that haven't evolved like the REST of us idiots have. Despite the fact that you seem to write well, you are still stupid, regardless. Which makes me wonder, if you're so right: why weren't you aborted as well?
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-08-15 22:39:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Imagine how the Japs feel, when the first nuclear bombs decimated their populations, their children became ree-rees. Radiation is amazing, it can turn ANYONE into a fuckup.
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2004-08-15 22:23:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I fucking hate you Method. I guess I'm paying for at least $20 of your gambling in Vegas. You want it before or after Rizzo kicks your ass (or vice versa).
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-08-15 21:58:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
One should also mention that retarded children have a 100% guarantee that they will be 5x messier than normal people their age. With all the drooling and shitting etc.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-08-15 20:18:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Beeeeee patient Rizzo, you'll have plenty of time to kick my ass in Vegas.
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2004-08-15 19:36:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck you. I want to kick your ass personally.
Submitted by Brabus at 2004-08-15 19:07:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh god, this ones fuckin crazy. Yeah, guys, im sure method aint as big an asshole as he made himself out to be. He honestly did this for the attention. Hell, I could say we should kill every women in America and rape them, because their to bitchy otherwise(hmmm.. not a bad idea...) but it doesnt mean i believe it. Fuck. You guys are retarted. Oh, and to the autistic kid, I was just wondering if you make fun of the other challenged kids... It may be heartless, but I would just find that funny. Seriously though, autistic people rock. Watch the movie Rainman.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-08-15 18:52:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The only intelligent retard out there is Mike Smith, from "Trailer Park Boys".
Submitted by tictactoe (user info) at 2004-08-15 18:13:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ha.
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2004-08-15 17:55:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Almost there...
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-08-15 17:30:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow.
Lots of.... opinions.
Not touching this one.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-08-15 16:21:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
eat shit and die
Submitted by Rainer (user info) at 2004-08-15 16:20:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love you, Method.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-08-15 15:49:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Have another +2 for being a hit-whore.
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-08-15 14:44:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by pogsareback (user info) at 2004-08-15 08:55:37 (#)
Ranking: 2
"Abortion has nothing to do with cowardice. It does have everything to do with not wanting a damn kid. So what if they'll be inconvenienced and want an abortion? They can do whatever they want, IT'S NOT YOUR BODY, live your life, let others live theirs."
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live you life, let others "LIVE THEIRS"
Thats sounds kind of like you just contradicted yourself there.
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I was just debating these points for the very sake of having an argument last night, don't take anything too personal. And besides, I was drunk as hell.
Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2004-08-15 13:43:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/35589
Submitted by Jimmyisawesome (user info) at 2004-08-15 13:31:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 bitch
Submitted by imalozer (user info) at 2004-08-15 13:15:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Its funny, though I'm not sure if I'd actually take that course. I'd rather put the kid up for adoption than kill it. Burden some one else.
Submitted by Skippy (user info) at 2004-08-15 11:21:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-08-15 09:52:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fetish is in line just behind that kid who plays Malcolm in the middle.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/41750
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-08-15 09:37:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I may come to the next Uber get-together just to kick some of your backwood, ignorant, dipshit asses.
Submitted by Tyler_Durden (user info) at 2004-08-15 09:20:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Nice cam whoring there
Submitted by pogsareback (user info) at 2004-08-15 08:55:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Abortion has nothing to do with cowardice. It does have everything to do with not wanting a damn kid. So what if they'll be inconvenienced and want an abortion? They can do whatever they want, IT'S NOT YOUR BODY, live your life, let others live theirs."
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live you life, let others "LIVE THEIRS"
Thats sounds kind of like you just contradicted yourself there.
Submitted by fitzie <fitzied2s.at.freenet.co.uk> at 2004-08-15 06:49:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
A good viewpoint for a person who thinks in a very cold mathmatical way. You brought across your opinion and you sort of put it across.
However I disagree.
I will love and cherish my children no matter what or who they are. Its a big part of being a parent. If I happened to have a child then I will do all I can to find something they can enjoy and spend every minute of my life helping them to become the best person they can be.
Retarded or not.
Submitted by dragonninja (user info) at 2004-08-15 04:39:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is ever so morally wrong, but I for some reason can't disagree.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-08-15 03:59:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by JimmyPopSpitSwapper (user info) at 2004-08-15 01:39:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
We'd have no who?????????????????
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Submitted by Just_me_and_the_cats (user info) at 2004-08-15 01:34:26 (#)
Ranking: 2
If people had started doing that shit thirty years ago we'd have no Koolmang or Kellio.
Fantastic post.
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fuckin n00b.
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2004-08-15 03:34:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is this positive again yet? I want to keep my $20.
Submitted by Shirkinparkin (user info) at 2004-08-15 03:19:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It's just kind of a touchy subject. -2 for the kids.
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-08-15 01:56:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hmm...
Still drunk and still don't care.
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-08-15 01:46:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Handicaps are a part of society too. If this were true im sure 50% of ubersite wouldnt be alive today.
Submitted by AUTISMisAchoice (user info) at 2004-08-15 01:45:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this topic completely made my night....
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-08-15 01:41:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Every time I made a valid point those -2 guys ignored it completely.
And I thought this post was funny as hell, along with some of the comments....
+2+2+2+2+2+2
Submitted by JimmyPopSpitSwapper (user info) at 2004-08-15 01:39:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
We'd have no who?????????????????
Submitted by Just_me_and_the_cats (user info) at 2004-08-15 01:34:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If people had started doing that shit thirty years ago we'd have no Koolmang or Kellio.
Fantastic post.
Submitted by AUTISMisAchoice (user info) at 2004-08-15 01:32:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
the fact that it was in Romance cracked me up....
Submitted by ScoutCJustice (user info) at 2004-08-15 01:20:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Come on people, it was funny, well written, and it's in the romance category. How is that not a +2?
Stop taking stuff so goddamned serriously.
Submitted by JimmyPopSpitSwapper (user info) at 2004-08-15 01:16:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Seems someone needs to replace the batteries in their speak and say.
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-08-15 01:16:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Walsareck (user info) at 2004-08-15 01:08:03 (#)
Ranking: 0
Down Syndrome isn't that bad either - they don't drool or roll around in human excretement at all.
The point is you are all dipshits whose purpose in life is to take away other people's with shitty posts like this one
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In spite of you leaving, I'll respond anyway.
I was merely using Down's syndrome as an example. The point remains, there are other MORE SEVERE forms of retardation out there, don't simplify it by assuming that all people have it as easy as you do.
Oh, and you're a fucking hypocritical piece of shit for saying we shouldn't waste our time on a website. I mean, looks who's talking.
Submitted by AUTISMisAchoice (user info) at 2004-08-15 01:13:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
if someone doesn't want the burden of a child (retarded or not) isn't it more humane to abort it rather than shoving it in a plastic bag and throwing it in the dumpster?
there are enough flies in my dumpster....i don't need anymore flying around.
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-08-15 01:11:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Walsareck (user info) at 2004-08-15 01:04:30 (#)
Ranking: 0
Generally, abortion is what cowards do to avoid inconvenience.
You are FOR abortion.
Nothing more needs to be said on the topic.
Yes, I knew you wouldpick up on the fact that i missed one "B" in gibberish - just proves how much of a fuckwit you are, and that I am one step ahead of you.
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I'm a fuckwit because I like proper spelling? Especially when the right spelling is 6 inches away from your face and have been staring at it all night.
Wow.
Abortion has nothing to do with cowardice. It does have everything to do with not wanting a damn kid. So what if they'll be inconvenienced and want an abortion? They can do whatever they want, IT'S NOT YOUR BODY, live your life, let others live theirs.
Submitted by JimmyPopSpitSwapper (user info) at 2004-08-15 01:10:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"The point is you are all dipshits whose purpose in life is to take away other people's with shitty posts like this one"
-Walsareck
What the hell was that suppose to mean?
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Submitted by AUTISMisAchoice (user info) at 2004-08-15 01:10:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
down syndrome fuckers are idiots....they fucking laugh real loud and it sounds like a fuckin seal....
Submitted by Walsareck (user info) at 2004-08-15 01:09:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm going now. Bye.
Good afternoon, Ubersite.
Submitted by Walsareck (user info) at 2004-08-15 01:08:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Down Syndrome isn't that bad either - they don't drool or roll around in human excretement at all.
The point is you are all dipshits whose purpose in life is to take away other people's with shitty posts like this one
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-08-15 01:06:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah, i have nothing against autistic fuckers, they're cool. It's the ones that shove marbles up their pee-holes that give me the heebee-jeebies.
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-08-15 01:05:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And by the way...
What makes you think that Method was even talking about autistics? You're simplifying your own disorder in this case. There are more examples of mental retardation out there.
What about Down's syndrome, for example?
Submitted by Walsareck (user info) at 2004-08-15 01:04:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Generally, abortion is what cowards do to avoid inconvenience.
You are FOR abortion.
Nothing more needs to be said on the topic.
Yes, I knew you wouldpick up on the fact that i missed one "B" in gibberish - just proves how much of a fuckwit you are, and that I am one step ahead of you.
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-08-15 01:01:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Walsareck (user info) at 2004-08-15 00:54:29 (#)
Ranking: 0
If you are a sarcastic idiot, then piss off, giberish.
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I was referring to Method.
And you still haven't answered my question from before.
p.s. nice spelling of gibberish!
Submitted by JimmyPopSpitSwapper (user info) at 2004-08-15 01:00:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ROFLMAO Painting with your left foot, you crack me up girl friend.
Submitted by JoNnY at 2004-08-15 00:59:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You Mutha Fuckers Need Help,
Submitted by Random Fuckwit at 2004-08-15 00:58:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fuck you you retard hater
Submitted by Walsareck (user info) at 2004-08-15 00:58:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The feeling's mutual, AUTsimisaCHOICE
Submitted by AUTISMisAchoice (user info) at 2004-08-15 00:57:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
informed...because you're a fuckin retard? thats the stupidest thing i ever heard.
does that make a pedophile informed about children because he's been inside of them?
you can sit there and convince yourself that you high functioning and therefore can serve some purpose in life....but face FACTS (your favorite word) you are and will be a FUCKIN retard and to the majority of the world you would have been better off as a bloody fetus in a glass jar.
I'm done with you....cause quite frankly...you're not worth my time....no go roll around in your own shit and make a painting with your left foot or something.
Submitted by JimmyPopSpitSwapper (user info) at 2004-08-15 00:56:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No she had it right the first time.
Submitted by Walsareck (user info) at 2004-08-15 00:54:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If you are a sarcastic idiot, then piss off, giberish.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-08-15 00:53:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You damn right I have a brain, and its programmed to KICK ASS! *ba-whoop!*
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-08-15 00:53:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-08-15 00:53:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by JoNnY <JMagical.at.msn.com> at 2004-08-15 00:47:36 (#)
Ranking: -2
Seriouslly what in the fuck is wrong with the idiot that wrote that little article
Buddy put yourself in the shoes of a mother,father, brother, sister or even the shoes of a mentally challanged kid or adult. We should not feel sorry for them, they are happy as you yourself said. With all that we see that is wrong with them we think that we should feel sorry for them, "for what" they are happy they are just like us.
I feel sorry for those that think that Mentally Challenged individuals are substanterd and those who abuse the fact that they are not as fast as we are and abuse and expliot them, for them i hope that they pray for forgiveness.
They are not "RETARTED" they are challenged, they were not as fortunate as the majority of the population being Challeneged means that they do not process instructions or common daily routines as fast or as precious as the rest of us but yet they are happy.
Seriouslly I feel sorry for the Fuckin Idiot that wrote something as stupid, you should thank god that you weren't born Mentally or Physically challenged,
Oh my bad sorry.....
You must be fucked up in the head to write something so stupid
If You Wanna Write Me Back Feel Free
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Dear Random Idiot,
Method was doing this to get on the most heated. He was being an ass on purpose.
And as for the whole "they're just CHALLENGED!" thing, being challenged is also referred to as being mentally RETARDED.
Jesus Christ... People don't get this whole "I'm-a-sarcastic-asshole-and-I-don't-give-a-shit" thing anymore...
What is the world coming too?
Submitted by Walsareck (user info) at 2004-08-15 00:53:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I have Autism: True
I get it slightly easier than others: True
I do the same work as others but it is slightly modified: True
You are a Dumbass: True
Points: 4/4
Grade: A+
Awesome test - I PASSED ASWELL!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-08-15 00:53:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Apparently it is contagious
<drool>DUUUUUUUUURRRRRR CARTMAN DUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRR<slobber>
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-08-15 00:52:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I have Autism: True
I get it slightly easier than others: True
I do the same work as others but it is slightly modified: True
You are a Dumbass: True
Points: 4/4
Grade: A+
This was the best test I ever taken.
Submitted by Walsareck (user info) at 2004-08-15 00:50:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
AUTISM IS A CHOICE - actually, I think you should be saying "TWO INFORMED PEOPLE AT ONCE".
Submitted by AUTISMisAchoice (user info) at 2004-08-15 00:49:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oh no....two retards at once...
shit...i hope autism isn't contagious....i hope theres a vaccine for it.
Submitted by Walsareck (user info) at 2004-08-15 00:49:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Good boy, Jonny
Submitted by Walsareck (user info) at 2004-08-15 00:47:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If the boot fits, wear it.
Submitted by JoNnY <JMagical.at.msn.com> at 2004-08-15 00:47:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Seriouslly what in the fuck is wrong with the idiot that wrote that little article
Buddy put yourself in the shoes of a mother,father, brother, sister or even the shoes of a mentally challanged kid or adult. We should not feel sorry for them, they are happy as you yourself said. With all that we see that is wrong with them we think that we should feel sorry for them, "for what" they are happy they are just like us.
I feel sorry for those that think that Mentally Challenged individuals are substanterd and those who abuse the fact that they are not as fast as we are and abuse and expliot them, for them i hope that they pray for forgiveness.
They are not "RETARTED" they are challenged, they were not as fortunate as the majority of the population being Challeneged means that they do not process instructions or common daily routines as fast or as precious as the rest of us but yet they are happy.
Seriouslly I feel sorry for the Fuckin Idiot that wrote something as stupid, you should thank god that you weren't born Mentally or Physically challenged,
Oh my bad sorry.....
You must be fucked up in the head to write something so stupid
If You Wanna Write Me Back Feel Free
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-08-15 00:44:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Walsareck (user info) at 2004-08-15 00:41:24 (#)
Ranking: 0
I guess I choose my company better than you do, gibberish.
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And you said that because....
Submitted by Walsareck (user info) at 2004-08-15 00:41:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I guess I choose my company better than you do, gibberish.
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-08-15 00:40:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Walsareck (user info) at 2004-08-15 00:36:23 (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes, it is the woman's choice.
Yes, I do have a say in the matter, but I'm not the be all and end all.
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Sure you have say, but no right to act on it. Stop acting like the abortion bombers are the rightious sons of God.
You wanted a serious conversation, here it is, JUST FUCKING TRY ME.
Submitted by Walsareck (user info) at 2004-08-15 00:39:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Electro has a brain!!!
Submitted by Walsareck (user info) at 2004-08-15 00:39:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Finally... Someone with some common sense!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-08-15 00:39:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What irks me more is when two retarded people fuck and have a child. That's just fucking wrong, im sorry.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-08-15 00:38:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
HEY, GUESS WHAT... I HAVE AUTISM...
And no, I dont go around flying like an airplane...
All it is that I have a hard time at learning some stuff is all, it just makes things hard to understand.
Submitted by Walsareck (user info) at 2004-08-15 00:36:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes, it is the woman's choice.
Yes, I do have a say in the matter, but I'm not the be all and end all.
Submitted by Walsareck (user info) at 2004-08-15 00:34:47 EDT (#)
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It's not "THIS EVENING" - it was actually early morning when I started off.
I think I should just leave this post alone - all of you are obviously unable to hold down an intelligent, mature, serious conversation for more than five minutes.
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-08-15 00:34:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Walsareck (user info) at 2004-08-15 00:16:04 (#)
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In Australia, we learn about things like this and on our lives, not to mentio potential physical effects. The mother who undergoes an abortion puts herself at an unnecesary risk.
This post IS technically discrmination, as you are stating that people with disabilities shoudl have been aborted. Also, Freedom of Seech in Australia is void if your claims are not factual.
Okay, first off, remind me never to go to Australia.
Secondly, it is the woman's choice who is getting the abortion, NOT YOURS. You have no right at all to infringe on her life. Screw "the lasting emotional and psychologicall effects", it was her choice to do it and it is her job to deal with her own situation after the event has taken place.
Third, it isn't discrimination unless I act on my belief, which I haven't done yet. Just try to convinct me for a crime that I haven't commited, I dare you.
You, sir, are a royal Cuntbag.
Oh no! I said something that may or may not be FACTUAL! QUICK! Send the thought police to come get me!
Douche.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-08-15 00:29:51 EDT (#)
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My formula for most heated never fails, scotty.
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-08-15 00:29:00 EDT (#)
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You can be such a douche, but your replies made me laugh.
Submitted by JimmyPopSpitSwapper (user info) at 2004-08-15 00:20:55 EDT (#)
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"Also, Freedom of Seech in Australia is void if your claims are not factual."
-Walsareck
From what you've said this evening, "Not Factual" seems to be your middle name.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-08-15 00:20:47 EDT (#)
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I envy retards, they got to leave school half an hour earlier than everyone else. We sat there at our desks, slaving away until 3 PM, meanwhile the reerees were going home at 2:30 to walk face first into glass doors and eat dirt.
Submitted by Walsareck (user info) at 2004-08-15 00:16:04 EDT (#)
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WHAT THE FUCK.
I'm saying that people blowing up abortion clinics is wrong because theyre forcing their opinions on others, not that you're wrong for voicing yours here.
Thank god we don't censor the internet like the fucks in australia do. No offense to the non-dickhead australians here, I know you're probably not for that shit either. "
In Australia, we learn about things like this and the lasting emotional and psychologicall effects on our lives, not to mentio potential physical effects. The mother who undergoes an abortion puts herself at an unnecesary risk.
This post IS technically discrmination, as you are stating that people with disabilities shoudl have been aborted. Also, Freedom of Seech in Australia is void if your claims are not factual.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-08-15 00:15:46 EDT (#)
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I now see the error of my ways.
We shouldn't kill retards, we should use them to pull carts and plow fields, much like AJ's bovine sisters do.
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-08-15 00:14:10 EDT (#)
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Well, I suppose I'll be off to hell now...
Heh.
Submitted by AUTISMisAchoice (user info) at 2004-08-15 00:03:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JimmyPopSpitSwapper (user info) at 2004-08-14 23:56:27 (#)
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Come on now be fair, she has to work out the entire sentence on her speak and say.
HOLY SHIT....thats funny....I just pissed my pants like i was Autistic!!!!
Submitted by JimmyPopSpitSwapper (user info) at 2004-08-14 23:56:27 EDT (#)
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Come on now be fair, she has to work out the entire sentence on her speak and say.
Submitted by UlfGabe (user info) at 2004-08-14 23:56:10 EDT (#)
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"I know if Ubersite were in Australia it would have been shut down months ago, and this post would have poor old Bart with a huge fine."
would not happen, even in Auzzy land there is freedom of speech, and if not, he could set uber up on a server not in auzzyland.
its not discrimination.
Discrimination would be if you were retarded, and i didnt give you the job(which i wouldnt because you are so incompitent) because you were retarted.
He is stating an opinion, the fact that it is highy controversial does not mean it is anything other than controversial. It is also slightly biased, but on uber everthing is :)
STFU and quit whining You Baby.
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-08-14 23:52:58 EDT (#)
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Either your response is taking quite awhile to write or you don't have an answer to what I said.
Submitted by AUTISMisAchoice (user info) at 2004-08-14 23:52:18 EDT (#)
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if you fuck a retarded broad make sure you put a bib on her and make sure she releaves herself beforehand...or else it'll get messy.
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-08-14 23:45:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Walsareck (user info) at 2004-08-14 23:34:22 (#)
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"I'm not forcing ANYTHING on you. I'm stating my OPINIONS in a public FORUM where the TOPIC is being DISCUSSED."
Yes, a public forum (my emphasis), where we discuss and share our opinions, not laugh at them. I know if Ubersite were in Australia it would have been shut down months ago, and this post would have poor old Bart with a huge fine.
It's called DISCRIMINATION.
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WHAT THE FUCK.
I'm saying that people blowing up abortion clinics is wrong because theyre forcing their opinions on others, not that you're wrong for voicing yours here.
Thank god we don't censor the internet like the fucks in australia do. No offense to the non-dickhead australians here, I know you're probably not for that shit either.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-08-14 23:43:56 EDT (#)
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I want to fuck a retarded broad
"OOOOH BETHOD OHHHHHHHH BETHOD"
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-08-14 23:43:18 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by AUTISMisAchoice (user info) at 2004-08-14 23:42:34 EDT (#)
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retards should be aborted to save society of the burden of having to deal with the little fucks. they can't subdue their emotions and can prove to be a threat and cause harm to the common man.
plus i am sick of the retards getting my order wrong at McDonalds...i said Apple Pie not Suer Size you Corky looking motherfucker....go back to sorting glass
Submitted by Walsareck (user info) at 2004-08-14 23:41:51 EDT (#)
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NOONE that I have EVER seen is FUCKED when it comes to EXISTING.
There is a problem, though - with the appropriate amount of patience ANY Autistic child can be like a normal person (depending on who defines normal).
Submitted by JimmyPopSpitSwapper (user info) at 2004-08-14 23:40:57 EDT (#)
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Give Autism a break she did'nt say that it was only the retarded children that should be aborted, she also mentioned the poor as well.
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-08-14 23:39:45 EDT (#)
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Not sure if you ever addressed my other point, but..
Not all people with autism have it so easy like you. There are varying degrees of severity. Just because the rare few are able to hold jobs, it doesnt mean they all arent completely FUCKED when it comes to existing.
Submitted by Walsareck (user info) at 2004-08-14 23:36:54 EDT (#)
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"Submitted by AUTISMisAchoice (user info) at 2004-08-14 23:33:25 (#)
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i'm not trying to be funny.
you're existence does that on its own. "
Maybe, maybe not. That's not the issue. THE ISSUE IS SHOULD WE MURDER UNBORN BABIES IN THE CAUSE OF MERCY.
If a retarted child does not like the way he/she is, then that person can write a written complaint, and we'll see what we can do. Yes, I know someone will say that they CANNOT write, but THAT'S THE POINT - they don't care.
Submitted by JimmyPopSpitSwapper (user info) at 2004-08-14 23:34:27 EDT (#)
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Ahhhhhh come on now, wearing depends is nothng to be ashamed of.......... well yes it is now that I think about it.
Submitted by Walsareck (user info) at 2004-08-14 23:34:22 EDT (#)
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"I'm not forcing ANYTHING on you. I'm stating my OPINIONS in a public FORUM where the TOPIC is being DISCUSSED."
Yes, a public forum (my emphasis), where we discuss and share our opinions, not laugh at them. I know if Ubersite were in Australia it would have been shut down months ago, and this post would have poor old Bart with a huge fine.
It's called DISCRIMINATION.
Submitted by AUTISMisAchoice (user info) at 2004-08-14 23:33:25 EDT (#)
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i'm not trying to be funny.
you're existence does that on its own.
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-08-14 23:31:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Walsareck (user info) at 2004-08-14 23:24:56 (#)
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Being Autistic and "retarded", I am surprised at my maturity compared to half of you; I don't laugh and mock unnecesarily. This is an argument, not a stand-up comedy.
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That's where you're wrong my friend. Welcome to Ubersite.
Submitted by Walsareck (user info) at 2004-08-14 23:31:07 EDT (#)
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Most movies are made out of ignorance to teach ignorance, so just because someone in a movie exibits certain behavioural patterns DOES NOT mean that it is the case in real life.
Submitted by JimmyPopSpitSwapper (user info) at 2004-08-14 23:29:51 EDT (#)
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Oh no it's autism alright, trust me I saw the movie. Damn funny flick thinking of it.
Submitted by Walsareck (user info) at 2004-08-14 23:29:01 EDT (#)
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"you're an Aussie and Autistic
thats even funnier than you just being a plain retard.
i'm not attacking you...i simply stated that retards SHOULD be aborted....then you decided to try to explain how you were autistic and somehow still worthy of life...which i highly disagree with....sue me for having an opinion. "
Disagree, but I'm here now, and there's nothing you can do now - it's murder after the first nine months.
Submitted by Walsareck (user info) at 2004-08-14 23:27:37 EDT (#)
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"I think what autism meant instead of drooling was the ability to piss their autistic pants in the middle of the grocery store, and then proceed to have a little fit and scream like a maniac with a red hot poker up its ass. "
Actually, Autistic kids are SCARED to do ANYTHING in public. You'll find the mental disease that the child you are reffering to is actually "Spoilt Little Shit Syndrome".
Submitted by AUTISMisAchoice (user info) at 2004-08-14 23:27:22 EDT (#)
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you're an Aussie and Autistic
thats even funnier than you just being a plain retard.
i'm not attacking you...i simply stated that retards SHOULD be aborted....then you decided to try to explain how you were autistic and somehow still worthy of life...which i highly disagree with....sue me for having an opinion.
Submitted by JimmyPopSpitSwapper (user info) at 2004-08-14 23:26:01 EDT (#)
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I think what autism meant instead of drooling was the ability to piss their autistic pants in the middle of the grocery store, and then proceed to have a little fit and scream like a maniac with a red hot poker up its ass.
Submitted by Walsareck (user info) at 2004-08-14 23:24:56 EDT (#)
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Being Autistic and "retarded", I am surprised at my maturity compared to half of you; I don't laugh and mock unnecesarily. This is an argument, not a stand-up comedy.
Submitted by Walsareck (user info) at 2004-08-14 23:23:27 EDT (#)
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The observation is that the world would be a better place without Abortion Clinics - not that they should be blown up. I admit the extremensess of blowing buildings up that are full of people.
BUT the argument is that the world would be better without these emotional and financial black-holes.
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-08-14 23:23:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by AUTISMisAchoice (user info) at 2004-08-14 23:19:35 (#)
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cool extras?
like some extra drool?
face it, you'll never win this battle...i have the upper hand here. it's called two working sides of the brain.
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I havent laughed that hard since... since I dont know when.
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-08-14 23:21:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Walsareck (user info) at 2004-08-14 23:16:42 (#)
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It's not a belief - it's an observation.
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WHAT?!!
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
Your beliefs are telling you to BLOW UP FUCKING ABORTION CLINICS.
Blowing up a building full of people who believe in what they are doing is what us non-idiots call "forcing your beliefs onto others"
Submitted by Walsareck (user info) at 2004-08-14 23:21:17 EDT (#)
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No, you don't have the upper hand. It's, like, three against one - me being the one. Nobody has the upper hand.
Now, extra drool...
I assume you mean "Saliva" when translated into Australian....
Actually, I have as much as everyone else. If you want the upper hand, stop prattling on with shitty, unsubstantiated claims.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-08-14 23:20:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by AUTISMisAchoice (user info) at 2004-08-14 23:19:35 (#)
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cool extras?
like some extra drool?
face it, you'll never win this battle...i have the upper hand here. it's called two working sides of the brain.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH
Submitted by AUTISMisAchoice (user info) at 2004-08-14 23:19:35 EDT (#)
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cool extras?
like some extra drool?
face it, you'll never win this battle...i have the upper hand here. it's called two working sides of the brain.
Submitted by Walsareck (user info) at 2004-08-14 23:17:59 EDT (#)
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I am more normal than a lot of you here - at least I am not DRUNK and I can THINK CLEARLY!!!
If I could be normal for one day... I'd be a lesser mortal. I am normal now, except I have a few cool extras.
Submitted by Walsareck (user info) at 2004-08-14 23:16:42 EDT (#)
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It's not a belief - it's an observation.
Submitted by AUTISMisAchoice (user info) at 2004-08-14 23:16:33 EDT (#)
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if only you could be normal for one day...then you would see why retards are a twisted form of entertainment.
too bad you can never be normal....fuckin tard.
Submitted by JimmyPopSpitSwapper (user info) at 2004-08-14 23:16:32 EDT (#)
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So what you're saying then is that you think its better that abortions take place in bathrooms with a coat hanger rather than in a safe medical arena?
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-08-14 23:15:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Walsareck (user info) at 2004-08-14 23:13:00 (#)
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I'd blow up abortion clinics if it were legal.
They are one thing the world can do without.
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Another example of some asshole forcing their beliefs onto someone who doesn't want them.
Submitted by Walsareck (user info) at 2004-08-14 23:15:25 EDT (#)
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And I work with Autistic kids all the time. I am one. I know from experience AND observation. You don't. If they see a bird, ask them about it two weeks later, and you shall get every detail about it.
Don't tell me that Autism is a destructive disability.
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-08-14 23:13:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Walsareck (user info) at 2004-08-14 23:08:46 (#)
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That is not conclusive proof - you're just saying what you've probably seen in a holywood movie.
The Crime Scene reliability comes form the photographic memory and the ability to memorise words and dialogues at a short notice.
Who here has COMMON SENSE?!? I NEED BACKUP!!!
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Not everyone with autism is some mastermind with a photographic memory. I worked with autistic kids for the past year. There was one kid who was amazing with numbers. FUCKING AMAZING. Everything else.... not so good.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-08-14 23:13:09 EDT (#)
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I have a belly button
Submitted by Walsareck (user info) at 2004-08-14 23:13:00 EDT (#)
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I'd blow up abortion clinics if it were legal.
They are one thing the world can do without.
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-08-14 23:10:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Walsareck (user info) at 2004-08-14 23:05:45 (#)
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So - I'm just returning the favour, forcing my beliefs onto you as you have tried to do to me, gibberish.
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I'm not forcing ANYTHING on you. I'm stating my opinions in a public forum where the topic is being discussed. I'm talking about the fucktards who go around blowing up abortion clinics.
Submitted by Walsareck (user info) at 2004-08-14 23:08:46 EDT (#)
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That is not conclusive proof - you're just saying what you've probably seen in a holywood movie.
The Crime Scene reliability comes form the photographic memory and the ability to memorise words and dialogues at a short notice.
Who here has COMMON SENSE?!? I NEED BACKUP!!!
Submitted by AUTISMisAchoice (user info) at 2004-08-14 23:06:38 EDT (#)
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a retard at a crime scene would probably roll around in all the blood and guts thus contaminating all the evidence.
again....proving that retards are fuckin useless and ruin the lives of many people.
Submitted by Walsareck (user info) at 2004-08-14 23:05:45 EDT (#)
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So - I'm just returning the favour, forcing my beliefs onto you as you have tried to do to me, gibberish.
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2004-08-14 23:05:40 EDT (#)
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REE-REE!
Submitted by Walsareck (user info) at 2004-08-14 23:04:42 EDT (#)
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Either way, autism or just PLAIN INSANE doesn't matter!!! What interests me is that a kid you would call retarded is actually a more reliable witness at a crime scene than anyone else there.
I know several retarded children who only repeat what others say, thus making them reliable.
Still, I would MUCH RATHER IT if you all knew what you were bitching about.
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-08-14 23:04:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Walsareck (user info) at 2004-08-14 22:57:13 (#)
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"I will stick by my beliefs until I die, and one of those beliefs is that you should keep your own ideologies to your fucking self and don't force them onto others."
-gibberish
One of which being:
"Retards should be aborted"?
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Obiviously, yes.
Submitted by JimmyPopSpitSwapper (user info) at 2004-08-14 23:04:04 EDT (#)
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Well its like a wise man once said "fighting on the internet is kind of like competing in the special olympics, even if you do win you're still retarded".
Submitted by AUTISMisAchoice (user info) at 2004-08-14 23:03:29 EDT (#)
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i know alot about autism....which is why i think they should have been aborted.
all they do is ruin the lives of those around them.
how many lives did you ruin? i'd guess many.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-08-14 23:02:22 EDT (#)
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I never said anything about autistic kids, I'm talking about straight up drooling retards.
Submitted by Walsareck (user info) at 2004-08-14 22:59:04 EDT (#)
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No, you've just never taken the time TO LEARN ABOUT WHAT YOU ARE BITCHING ABOUT!!!!
AUTISMisAchoice - is it me, or did tjis user just sign up to piss me off?
Submitted by AUTISMisAchoice (user info) at 2004-08-14 22:58:01 EDT (#)
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"Actually, I have NEVER observed this behaviour."
Cause you're a retard....you can't observe anything...
Submitted by Walsareck (user info) at 2004-08-14 22:57:13 EDT (#)
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"I will stick by my beliefs until I die, and one of those beliefs is that you should keep your own ideologies to your fucking self and don't force them onto others."
-gibberish
One of which being:
"Retards should be aborted"?
Submitted by Walsareck (user info) at 2004-08-14 22:55:30 EDT (#)
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Actually, I have NEVER observed this behaviour.
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-08-14 22:55:24 EDT (#)
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OH MY GOD!!!!!
I CLICKED ON THAT LINK!!!!
IT'S HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!
ABORTION IS BADDD!!!!!!!!!!!
Just kidding. I'm still pro-choice. Well, not so much "pro-choice" as "pro-abortion".
You're acting like I haven't had that shit thrown in my face my a mob of pro-lifers before. I actually cracked a smile while reading it. Oh, yes my friends, there's this great conspiracy to keep abortion legal. They don't want you to know that the fetus dies! They're making you think that they go to a magic happy land of fun and rainbows.
Wait, what's that? You KNOW they kill the baby and you STILL don't care? Egad!
People are just insignificant grains of sand floating through the universe. If there is a god, I don't care. We can cross that bridge when we get there. Until then, I'm not listening to the superstitions of a bunch of 2,000 year old dead guys spewing out of the mouth of an ass. I will stick by my beliefs until I die, and one of those beliefs is that you should keep your own ideologies to your fucking self and don't force them onto others. Don't like abortion? Good, don't become an abortion doctor. End of FUCKING story.
Submitted by JimmyPopSpitSwapper (user info) at 2004-08-14 22:54:33 EDT (#)
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"A lot of retarted children are FUCKING BRILLIANT. I work with them, and they NEVER CEASE TO SURPRISE ME"
-Walsareck
What by pissing their pants, banging their little heads against the wall, and licking the windows on the little bus?
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-14 22:49:38 EDT (#)
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Abortion is wrong.
Submitted by Walsareck (user info) at 2004-08-14 22:45:49 EDT (#)
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you're Autistic, huh? Yes
do have to wear a helmet? When I ride a bike.
what are your behaviors? Not that of lesser mortals, such as yourself.
Submitted by AUTISMisAchoice (user info) at 2004-08-14 22:44:22 EDT (#)
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you're Autistic, huh?
do have to wear a helmet?
what are your behaviors?
do you bang your head against the wall...or bite your arm...or maybe you just shove your finger up your nose all day long.
you do much good for society....by providing sick fucks like me something to laugh at and giving me something to be happy about (that i am not a retard like you).
Hey, do us a favor and Eat A Bullet, Stupid.
Submitted by Walsareck (user info) at 2004-08-14 22:43:02 EDT (#)
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"Drunk Guy" alert system. Hmm... I know when someone is drunk - if I can see them. I know a lot more than you all think I do.
Ignorance is bliss... Until you meet someone who is informed.
Submitted by cwl989 (user info) at 2004-08-14 22:41:49 EDT (#)
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If we followed your ideas, you wouldn't be here.
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-08-14 22:38:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Walsareck (user info) at 2004-08-14 22:31:15 (#)
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I know what Autism is, DIPSHIT:
I AM AUTISTIC!!! FUCKING HELL!!! Of course I know what something is if I suffer from it!!!
Engage me on my own groiunds and ALWAYS expect to lose.
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Woah, calm down there big boy.
No need to go all psycho on me.
Apparantly autistics suffer from the lack of a "drunk guy" alert system. That's a sad fate indeed.
And your abilities in the sarcasm department are severely lacking.
Do the world a favor and piss off. Take your pro-lifers with you.
Submitted by Walsareck (user info) at 2004-08-14 22:36:31 EDT (#)
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Autism is NOT a choice!!!
"Growing old is mandatory.... Growing up is optional."
I am Autistic, I didn't choose it. I have ENDLESS struggles; I HATE PEOPLE!!! It's one of those bitches of Autism. I can't cope with change. I find it hard to socialise. I get angry at nothing.
However, if I had a choice of two of the following:
1) Getting aborted to avoid the hardships presented in this life
2) Getting born and living with endless hell
I'd choose option 2.
I know what it's like to live everyday as a "retard". I don't know if any of you do. So please don't speak out of ignorance.
Submitted by AUTISMisAchoice at 2004-08-14 22:33:11 EDT (#)
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retards should be aborted....along with all the fuckers that rated this a -2.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2004-08-14 22:31:16 EDT (#)
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You went about this all fucked up. Way to go, dickhead.
However, if put in the situation I believe I would push for abortion. Life is hard enough as it is. Why put ourselves and our children through something like that? If I were mentally deficient before birth I would hope my parents would show me the mercy and decency of not allowing me to be born into a life of unnecessary and unending struggle. Of course the same could be said for the extremely poor.
Submitted by Walsareck (user info) at 2004-08-14 22:31:15 EDT (#)
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I know what Autism is, DIPSHIT:
I AM AUTISTIC!!! FUCKING HELL!!! Of course I know what something is if I suffer from it!!!
Engage me on my own groiunds and ALWAYS expect to lose.
Submitted by Walsareck (user info) at 2004-08-14 22:29:50 EDT (#)
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Marriage is a life-time commitment, and if a child comes into the picture, the husband and wife should be equally responsible.
Abortion is what the REAL irresponsible, lazy bitches do. Did you click on my link?
(http://hometown.aol.com/dfjoseph/holocaust.html)
There it is again for all to see. Go there and see things you probably haven't seen before.
Anyone who is for abortion deserves to be shot three times in the head and then left to bleed. However, I am not out to judge ignorance.
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-08-14 22:28:50 EDT (#)
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Do you even know what autism is?
I mean holy shit man!!!!
I like vodka : )
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-08-14 22:26:31 EDT (#)
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And aside from that, people who are again abortion can kiss ass.
My opinion?
I think abortion should be mandatory unless both parents consent. And if the bitch really wants it the guy is not responsible for child support.
"But..but... now she can't afford to take care of it!"
Boo-fucking-hoo.
She's the one who wanted the baby so damn bad. Let God help you pay for the little maggot, considering you would have been "going to hell" if you decided not to keep it. Oh, and I'm sure your parents will be oh so happy you got knocked up.
Merry Christmas, whore.
Wait.... what?
Submitted by Walsareck (user info) at 2004-08-14 22:25:07 EDT (#)
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**SIGHS**
Einstein was Autistic, Hannibal (the guy with the Elephants) showed signs of Autism, John Nash (from that movie) was Pschytso and had Autism - or so I'm told, there's a chance Rommel was - but he's dead so we'll never know, etc. The list goes on.
Autistic people CAN look after themselves. Trust me, when it comes down to it, Autistic people can do EVERYTHING (if not more) than a "normal" person.
"Yes, all of the past world leaders had autism. Really, it's true. "
I did not say that. I know Autistic people who fit into society.
Submitted by Walsareck (user info) at 2004-08-14 22:20:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No, it doesn't, Hitler.
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-08-14 22:19:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A drunk man should know better than to respond to this, but...
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Submitted by Walsareck (user info) at 2004-08-14 22:05:28 (#)
Ranking: 0
..."I've noticed that everyone who is for abortion has already been born..." I'm not saying where I got that from, but you can guess.
I'm not going to -2 this post - it is worth reading because it made me shocked and abhored at your stupidity. If retarted people were aborted, then just about every one of the foremost thinkers the world has ever seen would have been aborted, and we'd be in the Stone Age.
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Yes, all of the past world leaders had autism. Really, it's true.
Oh wait! No it's not. Yes, I know what you were trying to say there, and no, I don't care. Just because a person with autism has a high I.Q. doesn't mean they fit into society. They can hardly take care of themselves a good deal of the time.
Submitted by Adolf Hitler <derfurher.at.preciouskittens.com> at 2004-08-14 22:16:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I hear ya, bro.
DER UBERMENCH RISEN EN DEUTCHLAND!
Submitted by Walsareck (user info) at 2004-08-14 22:09:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Abortion is wrong, regardless - if you can't handle the remote chance of having a retarted child, then use a FUCKING CONDOM, you fool.
Just adopt a child, if you're that worried.
Submitted by Walsareck (user info) at 2004-08-14 22:05:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"IS THIS NOT WHAT YOU CAME FOR??
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED??? "
This quote came from Gladiator, and, what's really funny, is that Bart looks like the actor that made this quote (Russel Crowe).
Anyways, back to the post; I think this crap.
1) Abortion is FUCKING WRONG (http://hometown.aol.com/dfjoseph/holocaust.html)
2) A lot of retarted children are FUCKING BRILLIANT. I work with them, and they NEVER CEASE TO SURPRISE ME. In Australia, Autistic people make up the top 2 percentile in intelligence. It's roughly the same everywhere else.
"I've noticed that everyone who is for abortion has already been born..." I'm not saying where I got that from, but you can guess.
I'm not going to -2 this post - it is worth reading because it made me shocked and abhored at your stupidity. If retarted people were aborted, then just about every one of the foremost thinkers the world has ever seen would have been aborted, and we'd be in the Stone Age.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-08-14 20:41:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
IS THIS NOT WHAT YOU CAME FOR??
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED???
<\\throws sword at Bart//>
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-08-14 20:33:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-08-13 03:29:16 (#)
Ranking: -2
IS THIS NOT WHAT YOU CAME FOR??
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED???
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I shit my pants when I read this review. Maybe I'm a retard too.
Oops. There I go again.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2004-08-14 20:20:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Here, have another and you'll be twice as happy (i know,i know, don't count).
But this made me laugh like a fukin hyena:
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2004-08-14 20:00:24 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-08-14 19:44:48 (#)
Ranking: -2
PS. All of you Uber pieces of shit that +2'd this should be ...
1) ashamed of yourself
b) shot in the vagina
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I have no shame and I enjoy being shot in the vagina.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2004-08-14 20:17:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2.
There. You happy now?
Submitted by not_the_cheesecake (user info) at 2004-08-14 20:01:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
_you_ are a retard.
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2004-08-14 20:00:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-08-14 19:44:48 (#)
Ranking: -2
PS. All of you Uber pieces of shit that +2'd this should be ...
1) ashamed of yourself
b) shot in the vagina
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I have no shame and I enjoy being shot in the vagina.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-08-14 19:59:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
John Galt, you owe me 20 bucks
Submitted by KieferSutherland (user info) at 2004-08-14 19:56:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You are a truly awful person.
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-08-14 19:50:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Now that theres a bit more alcohol in my system this is getting funnier by the second.
I mean come on people.
Hitwhoring!
BAM! Ubercontest! http://www.ubersite.com/m/41689
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-08-14 19:44:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
PS. All of you Uber pieces of shit that +2'd this should be ...
1) ashamed of yourself
b) shot in the vagina
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2004-08-14 19:42:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude you didn't have to say anything beyond the title... "Retards" and "Should be aborted" are mutually inclusive. Fact of life, can't argue it...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-08-14 19:40:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Why'd they let YOU live, dickhead?
If they don't abort you, NO ONE should be aborted, shitforbrains.
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-08-14 19:19:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2004-08-14 17:51:15 (#)
Ranking: -2
Hello, McFly?! Bit of a contradiction there - if she's "blissfully unaware" then how can she possibly know she's condemned to a "life of inadequacies"? Sounds like she's pretty fucking happy to me. Just because you're uncomfortable with her limitations doesn't mean she is (indeed, she's probably not even aware of them so where's the issue?). As for the ridicule argument - what? You want someone to be aborted 'just in case' they get picked on? Please.
Nonsense, Gib. Utter nonsense.
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Well I'd like to start off by saying nonsense is what I do best and I have extraordinary typing skills when I'm drunk. Other than that, I meant that she's unaware why she's different, yet still faces the frustration (and she does get frustrated, trust me) of not being able to do what the rest of us can. It makes me upset when she's crying because another kid makes fun of her.
And yes, I'd rather they are aborted than live such a shitty existance. It sounds heartless and it is. I don't care. It's how I feel.
And yes, I'm already anticipating the "Who are YOU to decide what a 'shitty existance' is?", don't bother with it. As far as I'm concerned, chances are they won't ever be accepted by the rest of the population. Hell, even fucking GOTHS have friends.... well sometimes anyway.
Wait, what was I talking about?
Who cares? I'm off to scrounge up more vodka, I've been solidly wasted for the past four days and I don't plan on stopping any time soon.
No, I'm not an alcoholic or depressed.
Yes, I know what I'm doing to my body.
No, I don't care.
---gibgibgibgibgibgib
Submitted by punchdrunk (user info) at 2004-08-14 19:11:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by PuNKaSS4_20 (user info) at 2004-08-14 19:04:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And anyone can be tooted?
-- Homer Simpson, on tutoring
The Way We Was
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2004-08-14 18:54:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Uber John Galt: there is no combination of keys you could hit to get a negative rating
Method, I stand corrected. You should've taken me up on the bet.
Submitted by RootsRadical (user info) at 2004-08-14 18:47:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Rating: -0.26 on 77 reviews (Rate this item) (View all ratings)
Submitted by NotMethod (View user info) at 2004-08-13 02:32:53
You know, I have nothing against ree-rees. They're generally happy little fucks, but honestly, they don't have any place in this world. They play no significant role in society, except to make us feel better about ourselves. They just don't have anything to contribute.
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Not true. The ree-rees at my school made some badass salsa.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-08-14 18:35:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I HATE YOU FUCKER! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!
I could never hate Method. By the way, wheres my money, bitch? <slap,slap> I KNOW you turned more than 3 tricks last night.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2004-08-14 17:51:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-08-13 03:27:09 (#)
Ranking: 2
Because I know and am friends with several mentally retarded people. This one little girl Caitlin has Down's syndrome. She's adorable. Loves everything. No prejudice. Blissfully unaware.
It's not really fair to her though. Not this life of inadequacies. She can't live how she should. Her case isn't the most severe... still... I beg parents to make the right decision on this. I know it's an extremely personal issue, but just remember to think long and hard before you condemn your child to a life of frustration, unreached goals, and ridicule from the fuckbags of the earth.
--gib
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Hello, McFly?! Bit of a contradiction there - if she's "blissfully unaware" then how can she possibly know she's condemned to a "life of inadequacies"? Sounds like she's pretty fucking happy to me. Just because you're uncomfortable with her limitations doesn't mean she is (indeed, she's probably not even aware of them so where's the issue?). As for the ridicule argument - what? You want someone to be aborted 'just in case' they get picked on? Please.
Nonsense, Gib. Utter nonsense.
As for the post: Meh.
Submitted by bigp0ppa (user info) at 2004-08-14 14:20:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you should be hung in time square and stoned, you fuck!!!!
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2004-08-14 14:06:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
nope.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-08-14 02:55:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The kid at the bottom looks like Billy Joel.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-08-14 02:24:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Clownfucker.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-08-14 02:19:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
alright you know what FUCK ME for giving you a +2
you suck
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-08-14 02:07:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
honey .. did you write this while drunk?
lame attempt at hitwhoring.
i'm honest because i'm drinking again.
goddamn promises made.
sigh.
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2004-08-13 22:50:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-08-13 17:28:19 (#)
Ranking: -2
nooooooooooooo what happened to my negative rating, goddammit, I hate you fuckin people.
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That better?
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2004-08-13 22:26:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-08-13 18:28:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you mean.. no +2's for life? i am so confused....
confusing munkey is no fun..
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-08-13 18:27:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Puh-lease.
Autistics are wannabe retards.
I love you, Method.
Submitted by strider (user info) at 2004-08-13 18:26:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I am not entertained.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-08-13 18:09:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Brianthetruthspeaker (user info) at 2004-08-13 05:52:28 (#)
Ranking: -2
Nice post, my son has Aspergers ,a form of autism,
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You mean to tell me that you're a father? You mean to tell me that you are older than 12?
Holy shit.
Anyways, I used to look after a guy with Aspergers (though I frequently spell it wrong). I actually wrote a post featuring a boy with asperbergers...
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-08-13 17:28:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
nooooooooooooo what happened to my negative rating, goddammit, I hate you fuckin people.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-08-13 12:53:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha fucking shitfuck.
are you drunk ubering again?
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-08-13 12:52:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The doctor looks at the results, looks up at you, and with a disconcerted look on your face, pronounces:
"Congratulations. It's a retard"
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hahahaha ... oh dear.. there goes my karma
i wonder what i'd do in that situation...
Submitted by AvrilLaPete (user info) at 2004-08-13 12:33:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i don't stand under
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-08-13 12:33:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Put them to work in the mines. They have like infinite stamina. And we can pay the parents so finally their tard will be put to good use and they can stop hating themselves for letting little "Tommy" into their lives.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-08-13 12:30:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sometimes I like to comment by smashing my face into the keyboard, let's give it a try...here we go...
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Hey! Nice spacing!
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2004-08-13 12:14:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Huh, I wonder why this masterpiece has a negative rating? Perhaps this +2 will help.
Submitted by wazzawazzayo (user info) at 2004-08-13 11:59:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This post offended Vermin?
Wha tha fa?
You make me wanna wretch.
Submitted by goddess <agoddessmommy.at.yahoo.com> at 2004-08-13 11:36:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This was hateful and offensive.
Submitted by RideJohnnyRide (user info) at 2004-08-13 11:32:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Vermin (user info) at 2004-08-13 11:29:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This post offended me.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2004-08-13 11:22:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll go out on a limb and semi-agree with you on this. No time to explain, however. Hurricane Charley is approaching.
To make a long story short: survival of the fittest, evolution, etc.
Submitted by oxanar (user info) at 2004-08-13 11:16:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fine Fine Donkey, I'll post something today. Just for you!!
Submitted by vodka7tall (user info) at 2004-08-13 10:53:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I really like the "collage des tards" at the end. Very artistic.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-08-13 10:18:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by oxanar (user info) at 2004-08-13 09:18:15 (#)
Ranking: -2
Fascist pig. I'm surprised you are even allowed to accessthe internet.
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Write something and then -2 yourself. There should be a rule. No posts, no reviews. Done and done.
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-08-13 09:59:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Georgy porgy, you seem to defy the logic that all elite users are guaranteed a post rated in the positives.
Well written, if....special.
Submitted by cheruboo (user info) at 2004-08-13 09:23:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Babies are not like peices of fruit you just throw out because something's wrong with them.
Submitted by HatMan (user info) at 2004-08-13 09:20:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Whoah.
Submitted by oxanar (user info) at 2004-08-13 09:18:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fascist pig. I'm surprised you are even allowed to accessthe internet.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-08-13 09:10:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Just wrong... OH SO WRONG, OH OH SO WRONG.... OH OH OH OH SOOOOOO WRONG
Submitted by digsy (user info) at 2004-08-13 09:06:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hmmm... you're the one who gave me a -5 on my VERY FIRST pulseHEAD "post".
Yeah, a fuckin' -5.
+2 for spite
Try posting something with content.
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-08-13 09:04:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
SPANIARD! SPANIARD! SPANIARD!
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-08-13 08:59:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by digsy (user info) at 2004-08-13 08:38:21 (#)
Ranking: -2
This is wrong on so many levels. What the fuck makes you so high and mighty to say they should be aborted because they are useless? You, as the author of this shit should be kneecapped.
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Hmmm... you're the one who gave me a -5 on my VERY FIRST pulseHEAD "post".
Yeah, a fuckin' -5.
+2 for spite.
Submitted by blingshizzle (user info) at 2004-08-13 08:52:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Very funny, and I agree. Shitfuck might be the funniest person on this site for the bart comment.
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2004-08-13 08:46:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"Congratulations. It's a retard."
I laughed at this. This is so fucked up, it's funny.
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-08-13 08:38:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
damn metrosexuals
Submitted by digsy (user info) at 2004-08-13 08:38:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is wrong on so many levels. What the fuck makes you so high and mighty to say they should be aborted because they are useless? You, as the author of this shit should be kneecapped.
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-08-13 08:32:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You made baby jebus cry, AND god just killed a bunny.
You bastard!
IF they were aborted, we wouldn't be able to call anyone "Corky!"
Submitted by tictactoe (user info) at 2004-08-13 08:00:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-08-13 07:16:03 (#)
Ranking: -2
I can't sleep and I blame this post.
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I blame drugs.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-08-13 07:16:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I can't sleep and I blame this post.
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-08-13 07:08:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2004-08-13 06:03:44 (#)
Ranking: 0
no man thats just wrong. you sick fucker.
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2004-08-13 06:57:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-08-13 03:36:04 (#)
but....but....your parents let you live!
Hypocrite!
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Good point - well put there Mystia.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-13 06:55:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by angry_keebler (user info) at 2004-08-13 06:09:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sad. But True. Amen.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2004-08-13 06:03:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
no man thats just wrong. you sick fucker.
retarded chicks give much better blowjobs
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-08-13 06:02:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you know, when I have a kid, and he comes out drooling, Im going to think back to this post, and say to myself "shit, maybe I shouldn't have written this. God reads Uber."
Submitted by Brianthetruthspeaker (user info) at 2004-08-13 05:52:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Nice post, my son has Aspergers ,a form of autism, He can't take care of himself, yet he can program a PC, and write game programs .If you had your way ,i would have scrambled his brains with a spoon?
I believe in Karma "friend", and God will bless you with a "Ree-Ree" of your own.
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2004-08-13 05:23:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is why I love Uber. It is the one place I can go to find people who are as big of assholes as me. I agree, whole heartedly. If me and my wife find out the we are having a ree ree, well, we aren't having a ree ree. It's that simple. Their are enough drains on society as it is without adding my, or anyone elses, fucked up progeny.
Has anyone seen the movie Gattaca? I think this movie may not be too far off a reality in the future.
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-08-13 05:21:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What the hell are you people doing up at this ungodly hour?
Okay, so maybe not all of you are on the east coast of the USA, but what gives?
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-08-13 05:12:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Seriously, my dog took a shit earlier today that had the most uncanny resemblence to your post.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-08-13 05:11:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
wooooooooooooooooo broke negative, its about fuckin time
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-08-13 05:11:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
U R teh suxxors!!1!
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-08-13 05:06:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-08-13 04:40:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Awwwwww WQP, I'm not feelin the love here.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-08-13 04:38:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck you George
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-08-13 04:17:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Kellio, dont be stupid. He couldn't possibly have fucked your father in the ass, because no one has any idea who your father is.
It could be anyone within a 20 mile radius of your mother.
I can see how spending much of your childhood walking up to strange men saying "Are you my daddy" could turn you into the mongoloid you are today.
Submitted by Kellio (user info) at 2004-08-13 04:13:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-08-13 02:53:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
keilllooo just because you like fucking retards in the malformed ass don't mean you can come here and throw around your fucking opinion like a used condom by your moms bed you fuck.
PS-when I fucked your mom it was hard and fast in the ass and I didn't bother wearing a condom."
The whole point of my review was that I wasn't going to throw my opinion around. Heaven forbid that I believe that the mentally challenged have a right to life on this earth. If they didn't then you wouldn't be alive to post your ignorance on Ubersite.
By the way denial isn't healthy. That was my father you fucked in the ass, and don't claim that you didn't realise because he told me that you sucked him off afterwards. He was most thankful that you swallowed.
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2004-08-13 04:06:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
wait, that made no sense. what i meant to say is that you SHOULD'VE BEEN aborted and all future assholes SHOULD BE aborted. that is all.
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2004-08-13 04:01:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i think all insensitive assholes should be aborted, starting with you.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-08-13 03:36:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
but....but....your parents let you live!
Hypocrite!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-08-13 03:29:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
IS THIS NOT WHAT YOU CAME FOR??
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED???
Submitted by MisterUnfortunate (user info) at 2004-08-13 03:27:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
And a big ol' -2 from me for picking on people who can't help the way they are.
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-08-13 03:27:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm sad to admit this, but I agree.
I'm not your typical insensitive asshole. I'm an insensitive asshole with a heart of gold. Once I caught a couple of freshmen making fun of one of the kids who accidentially walked out of the "special" section of my high school. I beat the fucking shit out of those little douches and didn't regret the "mark" on my pointless permanent record. Why did it strike such a hard nerve with me?
Because I know and am friends with several mentally retarded people. This one little girl Caitlin has Down's syndrome. She's adorable. Loves everything. No prejudice. Blissfully unaware.
It's not really fair to her though. Not this life of inadequacies. She can't live how she should. Her case isn't the most severe... still... I beg parents to make the right decision on this. I know it's an extremely personal issue, but just remember to think long and hard before you condemn your child to a life of frustration, unreached goals, and ridicule from the fuckbags of the earth.
--gib
Submitted by OhgrNaut (user info) at 2004-08-13 03:26:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Logic at its finest, but it still makes me oh so sad.
Can't retards be trained to do menial labor? That would be nice.
Submitted by briancte (user info) at 2004-08-13 02:59:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wow, somone that agrees with me. I've always felt this about "handi-capable" people.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-08-13 02:53:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
keilllooo just because you like fucking retards in the malformed ass don't mean you can come here and throw around your fucking opinion like a used condom by your moms bed you fuck.
PS-when I fucked your mom it was hard and fast in the ass and I didn't bother wearing a condom.
Submitted by Kellio (user info) at 2004-08-13 02:47:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
There are so many reasons to -2 this that I'm not even going to bother....
Submitted by dudette (user info) at 2004-08-13 02:47:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You, my good sir, are a butthead.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-08-13 02:45:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
xdie -2 Im dru nke
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-08-13 02:41:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Gnome, you self indulgent, small cocked bed wetting prick. Why the fuck aren't you in a corner crying and writing poetry?
Bart, if ever there was a Bored At Work candidate, this is it. Pull your cock outta your dogs ass and represent, bitch!
And if you're wondering, my prison cell is wonderful this time of the year--come and visit.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-08-13 02:40:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you suck.
Submitted by Gnome (user info) at 2004-08-13 02:37:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
hard to agree. but i don't know what i'd do given that information.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-08-13 02:35:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"congrats--it's a retard"
Shit! Again!
Honey, get the gasoline--we gots ourselves a retard burning perty to throw.