A proposed armistice for Fetish. (971 hits)
Category: PoliticsRating: 0.61 on 22 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by harmlessness (View user info) at 2004-08-13 15:28:02 EDT
Here I am, sitting on my couch. The fan is gently blowing my hair. I just refreshed electrictoothsyndrome's alter's latest post. I just read FilthyAssistant's review on it.
armistice:
n : a state of peace agreed to between opponents so they can discuss peace terms [syn: cease-fire, truce]
Let's resolve this issue. You are the only user on this site that I've really ever had any sort of conflict with. I'm done battling with you, Eric. I propose an armistice.
1a) I will not rate your posts based on your username.
1b) I will surely expect the same behavior out of you.
2a) I will not make snide remarks to you or about you.
2b) I will, once again, expect the same from yourself.
Let this madness be resolved. Please don't rate my posts based on my username, or our history.
I will rate your posts according to how good they are.
I know it's not SPT, but I don't consider this to be a shit post. It's something I'm proposing in order to end this shit-filled battle betwixt the two of us.
Thank you.
User Reviews
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-09-06 19:44:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/40455 - Lindsay Lohan completely fucking naked!
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-08-21 07:43:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Just ignore that dickhead. He's going to give -2's to everyone but himself.
People like the are the ones who need cheat codes to finish videogames.
People like him are ones who drive on the shoulder to pass cars on the freeway when traffic is stopped.
People like this asshole are the ones who will eventually wind up dead and nobody will go to his funeral because nobody liked him, and nobody is going to get any money from his lazy ass, too.
The only thing they'd inherit is the bill to put him in the toaster and ditch his ashes in a dumpster.
Submitted by Timmah (user info) at 2004-08-14 13:12:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awwwwww YOU GUYS!
Let's see the bickering stop now eh ?
Submitted by necrofeelya (user info) at 2004-08-14 10:40:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
lets say this guy eddie got the cd that tim sent. Now lets say tim needs to read the post eddie got on B@W
http://www.ubersite.com/m/37823
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-08-14 04:50:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's really rude, Kitty.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-13 22:53:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I've tried leaving him alone, he still kept -2ing my shit.
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2004-08-13 22:52:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I give this a neutral only because I would be thrilled to see you stop bickering.
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2004-08-13 21:43:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is the faggiest goddamn thing I've ever seen. You're all the same fucking person. Learn to live with eachother. Christ.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-08-13 16:20:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This is retarded.
Why don't you leave him alone, and he will leave you alone in return?
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-08-13 15:38:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Fetish isn't like that guys! He's getting married to ETS tonight he's a changed man! He's happy, and he is in love.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-13 15:37:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fetish, I am dead serious.
Maybe you will believe me after your next post.
We'll wait and see.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-13 15:36:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-08-13 15:34:40 (#)
Ranking: 0
Do you really expect that to work?
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For it to work, I'd actually have to believe the fucker is serious.
I don't. I'm leaving this post.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-13 15:35:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
DC:
I didn't expect it to work, but I was and I still am hoping that it will.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-08-13 15:35:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
http://www.ubersite.com/m/40511
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-08-13 15:34:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Do you really expect that to work?
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-13 15:34:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fetish - No I won't. Watch. Just try it. Let's be civilized for once on this site.
Post something worth a +2, I will rate it as such.
Post something worth a +1, I will rate it as such.
Post something worth a -2, and I will consider not rating it as such.
Submitted by PatheticCapitalistFuck (user info) at 2004-08-13 15:33:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's another lonely evening
And another lonely town
But I ain't too young to worry
And I ain't too old to cry
When a woman gets me down
Got another empty bottle
And another empty bed
Ain't too young to admit it
And I'm not too old to lie
I'm just another empty head
That's why I'm lonely
I'm so lonely
But I know what I'm gonna do -
I'm gonna ride on
Ride on
Ride on, standing on the edge of the road
Ride on, thumb in the air
Ride on, one of these days I'm gonna
Ride on, change my evil ways
Till then I'll just keep dragging on
Broke another promise
And I broke another heart
But I ain't too young to realize
That I ain't too old to try
Try to get back to the start
And it's another red light nightmare
Another red light street
And I ain't too old to hurry
Cause I ain't too old to die
But I sure am hard to beat
But I'm lonely
Lord I'm lonely
What am I gonna do -
Ride on
Ride on, got myself a one-way ticket
Ride on
Ride on, going the wrong way
Ride on, gonna change my evil ways
Ride on, one of these days
One of these days
Ride on
Ride on
I'm gonna ride on
Ride on, looking for a truck
Ride on
Ride on, keep on riding
Riding on and on and on...
AC/DC Ride On from the Album Who Made Who
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-08-13 15:33:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Treaty not excepted. TO ARMS, TO ARMS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! <i just want attention>
Submitted by tictactoe (user info) at 2004-08-13 15:32:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FUCK!!!!
Fetish beat me to a review!!!
Curses!!
Submitted by tictactoe (user info) at 2004-08-13 15:31:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
$10 says Fetish's comment is:
-2 Fuck you whiney little ho-bag.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-13 15:31:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You'll just keep giving -2s, claiming that they're all shit.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-08-13 15:29:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Can't we all just be happy with porn?