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Hurricane Charley - Please help me get a day off work! (498 hits)

Category: News

Rating: 0.8 on 6 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by GassyGirl73 (View user info) at 2004-08-13 16:55:40 EDT




Apparently a hurricane is on the way here. (Charleston, SC) Until about an hour ago I wasn't real worried about it because I was here for Hugo and that was pretty bad. All of the salesman here are popping in and out of my office - Jen, its a Category 4, Jen the gas stations are all empty, Jen the grocery stores are packed, etc.

So I decide I better at least deposit my check, take out a little cash and get some gas. What a Cluster Fuck! People freaking out all over the place like Bin Laden is doing a midnight show at the Joe or something.

In my 10 minute spree to bank and gas station I passed 3 accidents and a naked woman running down Dorchester Road. (?) Is that how she prepares? Hey, to each their own - whatever works.

I've come to the conclusion that due to the Yankee (no offense to any yankees, love the accent, really...)Influx in Charleston, they don't know what the fuck to do. Really not much. Get beer, go home, and chill out. Get a free day off of work.

Just in case something terrible happens to me or my home - I expect you all to contact my family. Thanks in advance.




















Now an unrelated picture, because its fun. My first monster red.

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Submitted by heater (user info) at 2004-08-24 17:22:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hurricane Heat

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-13 17:14:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Something is missing...

Submitted by gassygirl73 (user info) at 2004-08-13 17:09:31 EDT (#)
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I don't know what happened - I posted it all over again also because it took this one 5 minutes to come up. So there may be another coming...

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-08-13 17:07:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 because 'News' is under category 4.

Submitted by strider (user info) at 2004-08-13 17:03:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

picture?

Submitted by geofroley (user info) at 2004-08-13 17:03:15 EDT (#)
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Pic doesn't work.


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