George W Bush, the scapegoat puppet (1099 hits)
Category: Politics -> RepublicansRating: -1.46 on 18 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Kellio (View user info) at 2004-08-14 19:01:26 EDT
Like many others I don't think very highly of the American president, the much maligned George W Bush. After all, why should I think highly of someone who has done nothing to earn the respect that normally goes hand in hand with the title of president of the most powerful country on earth, America. Although George is not the only president who has been unworthy of the title of American President (LBJ springs to mind), it still does not make it acceptable that someone so thoroughly undeserving gained the title of most powerful man on earth.
If you are going to apply for any sort of high level management position, then you should be able to show us some impressive credentials. The same should have to apply if you are going to be the American Commander in Chief, the highest level management position of all. Let's have a look at George W Bush's credentials;
1) Has run pretty much every company he was ever in charge of into the ground.
2) Barely scraped through Harvard and Yale with a C Average.
3) Was an Alcoholic and Cokehead (I ain't talking about no Cola!)
4) A military deserter. After all what do you call someone who doesn't report for duty and is declared AWOL? A deserter, unless you're a member of the Bush family. Then you are called a naughty boy and slapped on the wrist.
5) Can barely form a coherent sentence.
And finally,
6) A thief. That's what you call someone who steals an election. Hail to the thief!
Say George, that is a mighty impressive body of work, but I'm afraid we're going to give the position to Al instead. What do you mean fuck you I'll see you in court?
None of what I see on George's resume makes me think that he is capable of running the country, but he isn't running the country, so I guess we can all rest a little easier. I mean none of you seriously think for a moment that he is running the country do you? Oh some of you do, how sad and naive. I think you are mistaking Bush for his daddy's friends, such as Cheney and Rumsfield.
You see it is very easy to dislike George W Bush, god knows I want to hand out some serious smack down for the list above. But the fact is George W Bush is a puppet, nothing more then a harmless distraction for the American public and media while the old boys network from the Bush Sr administration run the country.
As I said before, like many others I don't think very highly of the American president. But I guess that doesn't really matter seeing as he doesn't seem to hold the real power, just stick him in the corner and away from the red button! But then again I just realised that I don't really think much of Cheney, Rumsfield and Co either. Hmmmm.....back to square one. Dammit, it seems you just can't win sometimes!
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Submitted by Bob <Bob_.at.Adelphia.net> at 2004-09-06 12:41:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Suitable for this occassion
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A teacher in a small Vermont town asks her class how many of them are
John Kerry fans. Not really knowing what a John Kerry fan is, but
wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raise their hands
except one boy. The teacher asks Little Johnny why he has decided to
be different.
Johnny says; "I'm not a John Kerry fan."
The teacher says; "Why aren't you a John Kerry fan?"
Johnny says; "I'm a George Bush fan."
The teacher asks why he's a George Bush fan. The boy says; "Well, my
mom's a George Bush fan and my dad's a George Bush fan, so that makes
me a George Bush fan!"
The teacher is kind of angry, because this is Vermont, so she asks;
"What if your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would
that make you?"
Johnny says, "That would make me a John Kerry fan."
Submitted by Kellio (user info) at 2004-08-15 22:25:05 EDT (#)
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"Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-08-15 15:03:12 (#)
Ranking: -2
This is poor.
Plus, to confirm your dumbasserishness, you gave yourself a -2 whilst arguing something that appears to be from another thread."
If you'd read the review, you would have noticed that I gave him a -2 for giving such a stupid review. Just like I'm giving you a -2 for not paying fucking attention. You should really read something before you mouth off and embarrass yourself. Oops, too late. If you had a brain in your head you would also know that reviews to your own posts don't count against the score. Your "dumbasserishness" has just been confirmed.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-08-15 15:03:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is poor.
Plus, to confirm your dumbasserishness, you gave yourself a -2 whilst arguing something that appears to be from another thread.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2004-08-15 01:11:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
if your young and a conservative you have no heart
if your old an a liberal you have no brain
Submitted by Kellio (user info) at 2004-08-15 00:24:22 EDT (#)
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"Submitted by Marauder (user info) at 2004-08-14 20:40:05 (#)
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46 posts in a single day spanning 16 hours with each one having a different name.
Wow you must really really want attention huh?
Way to go by clogging up the whole main page with this crap."
I would have included the lists of posts as well, but then I thought way to go by clogging up the whole review page with this crap! I have no fucking idea what you are talking about, especially considering I haven't been on Ubersite for the last couple of days to post. Get a fucking clue shit for brains. Minus -2 for your worthless and thoroughly wrong review!
Submitted by John at 2004-08-14 22:14:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"5.) He can barely form a coherent sentence."
Perhaps this one reason alone is good enough.
Submitted by Sam Jones <samuel.jones1.at.navy.mil> at 2004-08-14 20:33:22 EDT (#)
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you suck you conspirical dumb ass your ought to wake up yuor rotting brain
Submitted by OICU812 (user info) at 2004-08-14 20:10:44 EDT (#)
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Who is George W Bush?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-08-14 20:05:16 EDT (#)
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twat
Submitted by Spuds002 (user info) at 2004-08-14 20:05:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wow. what a stupid story. so stupid..... i loved it..... +2 for all
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2004-08-14 19:51:36 EDT (#)
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What? You mean the President doesn't really run the country?
Brilliant...just...brilliant.
Submitted by Dino (user info) at 2004-08-14 19:36:32 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Quasiplasmohedron (user info) at 2004-08-14 19:30:34 EDT (#)
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"Has anyone even listend to Kerry's speaches either? They are both bumbling morons when it comes to public speaking. "
Kerry's acceptance speech was really good. This post was pretty lame.
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-08-14 19:28:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You obviously wanted a -2. Here it is.
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-08-14 19:25:18 EDT (#)
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Ah.. the old "I-dont-have-a-good-argument-so-I'm-gonna-pick-on-LBJ" ploy.
Wait, what?
No one cares, Donkey for President.
Submitted by CDizzle (user info) at 2004-08-14 19:20:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hail to the new presidental candidate!
Donkey for president
by the way... this post blows
Submitted by punchdrunk (user info) at 2004-08-14 19:18:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Everyone already knows this shit.Why is there a sub culture of jackasses who think they are clever for bringing this up."Rock against Bush" my ass.Who would of thought someone in politics could be a total asshole?
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-08-14 19:08:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Unfortunatly, this post isn't going to win.
5.8% Unemployment rate. Clinton's lowest was 5.6%
300,000 new job created last month.
Kerry might as well have been Ferris Bueller in the Senate.
Kerry........ Kerry.......... Kerry........... Kerry............... Kerry...........
Has anyone even listend to Kerry's speaches either? They are both bumbling morons when it comes to public speaking.
Anyway, I'm done. Commence whith the Donkey flamming.
P.S. Kerry blows, Bush blows, Nader blows. Stop bitching. I bet half of Uber can't even vote.